I have developed a new game I call the BEDAMNS Game. It's similar to Marry-Fuck-Kill, but with 7 options instead of 3. You pick seven women and pick which action you'd like to do with each of them. The actions are:
B - Boobs/Breasts
Whose boobs you'd most like to see, fondle, kiss, motorboat, do whatever you want to them. You'd get to explore the girl of your choice's boobs but nothing else.
E - Explore Body
Whose nude body you'd most like to explore with your hands, mouth, and eyes. You get full reign. Only rule is, you can't use your cock (so no penetration of any kind is allowed).
D - Date
Who you'd most like to go on a date with. Any sexual activity is not promised.
A - Ass
Whose ass you'd most like to see, touch, feel, kiss, whatever you want to do to it. But ass only.
M - Makeout
Who you'd most like to make out with. Pretty self-explanatory. The amount of time is arbitrary, but it'd be a legit makeout session.
N - Necking
Whose neck you'd most like to kiss and smell. Allows you to get intimate (smell, hear moan), but only so far.
S - Sex
Again, self-explanatory. As long as you can last. Or an entire night's worth.
So, I thought I'd go through some of my favorite fandoms/categories and pick who I'd assign to each. Should be fun. I occasionally add more at the bottom and update ones I've already done if some women appear in a fandom I haven't added yet.
Star Wars Live Action (Films)
Women: Princess Leia, Padme Amidala, Rey, Q'ira, Jyn Erso, Ahsoka Tano (Adult live-action), Sabine Wren
Boobs - Princess Leia. No bras in space!
Explore - Padme. Hey, who wouldn't?
Date - Rey. I think I could get along with her.
Ass - Sabine. I've seen her actress's ass, so I know what I'm getting into.
Makeout - Jyn Erso. She has very kissable lips.
Neck - Ahsoka. She's a different species, after all.
Sex - Q'ira. It's Emilia Clarke, come on.
Star Wars EU/Legends/Video Games
Women: Bastila Shan (KotOR), Jan Ors (Jedi Knight series), Juno Eclipse (The Force Unleashed), Merrin (Star Wars Jedi series), Trilla (Star Wars Jedi series) Mara Jade Skywalker, Kay Vess (Outlaws)
Boobs - Juno. She actually shows cleavage in TFU, and she's got a nice pair.
Explore - Trilla. Would love to see what's under that Sith garb.
Date - Kay Vess. I'd love to hear about her adventures, and perhaps we'd get along
Ass - Jan Ors. It's hard to see anything due to the graphics of the early 2000s, but I'd still put her here.
Makeout - Merrin. I actually got jealous of Cal when he got to do this in SWJS.
Neck - Mara Jade. I doubt Luke would allow anything else.
Sex - Bastila. How could I not pick who I consider the hottest video game character ever for this?
Harry Potter
Women: Emma Watson (Hermione), Bonnie Wright (Ginny), Evanna Lynch (Luna), Katie Leung (Cho), Jessie Cave (Lavender), Scarlett Byrne (Pansy), Angelica Mandy (Gabrielle Delacour)
Boobs - Jessie (Lavender). She's hiding a nice pair.
Explore - Evanna (Luna). Don't know what it is, her paleness? I like it.
Date - Angelica (Gabrielle). This is after she turned 18, of course.
Ass - Scarlett (Pansy). She has a nice, tight ass.
Makeout - Emma (Hermione). She looks like a great kisser.
Neck - Katie (Cho). Not hugely attracted to her, but this would still be kinda hot.
Sex - Bonnie (Ginny). Take that, Harry.
Smallville
Women: Lois, Lana, Chloe, Tess, Kara, Helen Bryce, Victoria Hardwick
Boobs - Tess. I noticed them at times.
Explore - Victoria Hardwick. She's Kelly Brook, for Pete's sakes.
Date - Chloe. Actress aside, Chloe seems like a sweet girl I could get along with.
Ass - Kara. Can't remember it but I'm sure she's got a nice one.
Makeout - Helen Bryce. Emmanuelle Vaugier is so pretty.
Neck - Lana. Never been hugely attracted to her.
Sex - Lois. She exudes sex.
LOST
Women: Kate, Sun, Claire, Juliet, Penny, Ana-Lucia, Shannon
Boobs - Penny. I've seen Sonya Walger's boobs, and I'd love to play with them.
Explore - Juliet. I guess?
Date - Claire. Before the jungle made her crazy.
Ass - Ana-Lucia. She's a Latina, after all.
Makeout - Kate. That kiss she had with Sawyer in the jungle; I'd want to recreate that.
Neck - Sun. I don't think Jin would kill me for this.
Sex - Shannon. I'd pretend to be Boone, haha.
Game of Thrones
Women: Cersei, Daenerys, Sansa (18+), Missandei, Melisandre, Gilly, Margaery Tyrell
Boobs - Melisandre - She's got nice ones.
Explore - Daenerys. I've seen her naked, but I'd still love to explore up close.
Date - Sansa. Once she's 18, I'd give her a shot.
Ass - Gilly. I've seen Hannah Murray's ass, and I'd like to touch it.
Makeout - Margaery. She looks like a good kisser.
Neck - Cersei. Because I don't desire anything else.
Sex - Missandei. I'd show her what a man with a working appendage can do.
The Walking Dead
Women: Maggie, Rosita, Sasha, Lydia, Beth, Enid, Princess
Boobs - Maggie. Season 2 Maggie to be specific.
Explore - Princess. Can't tell from the show but I think she has a smokin' bod.
Date - Rosita. I'd love a tough Latina chick as a gf.
Ass - Lydia. She's got a nice tush.
Makeout - Sasha. She looks like a good kisser.
Neck - Beth. I always put my least attracted to here.
Sex - Enid. Just pure carnal sex with a complete package.
Friends
Women: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Kathy, Charlie, Emily, Mona
Boobs - Rachel. I'm sure they're tanned at least.
Explore - Kathy. Chandler's dream in season 4.
Date - Phoebe. She seems fun.
Ass - Mona. Just a hunch.
Makeout - Charlie. Aisha Tyler has nice lips.
Neck - Emily. Don't want to do anything else with her.
Sex - Monica. She seems the best of the main cast in the sack.
Actresses that appeared on Friends (The age they are now, though)
Women: Reese Witherspoon (Jill), Melissa George (Molly), Mae Whitman (Sarah), Eva Amurri (Dina), Dakota Fanning (Mackenzie), Kyla Pratt (Charla), Emily Osment (Lelani)
Boobs - Eva Amurri. Seen them (Californication), but would be nice to touch.
Explore - Kyla Pratt. She's got a very nice figure.
Date - Mae Whitman. I could see us connecting; we're close in age.
Ass - Melissa George. Not sure where else to put her, but she's got a nice tush.
Makeout - Dakota Fanning. She looks like a good kisser.
Neck - Reese Witherspoon. The age difference would be an issue, but I bet she smells great.
Sex - Emily Osment. She's gorgeous and underrated. Hotter than her Hannah Montana co-star Miley Cyrus ever was.
How I Met Your Mother
Women: Robin, Lily, Tracy, Victoria, Zoey, Quinn, Stella
Boobs - Quinn. Lucky Barney.
Explore - Robin. She's in great shape.
Date - Tracy. If she's perfect for Ted, she'd be a good match for me, too.
Ass - Victoria. She's got a nice figure which includes her butt.
Makeout - Stella. Not huge on this but oh well.
Neck - Lily. Wouldn't feel comfortable doing anything else.
Sex - Zoey. She looks like an amazing lay.
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit/Rings of Power
Women: Arwen, Eowyn, Galadriel (RoP version), Tauriel, Bronwyn, Nori, Rosie
Boobs - Arwen. She probably has the nicest pair in LotR history.
Explore - Galadriel. To explore an Elfen body would be amazing.
Date - Eowyn. Before she marries Faramir, and hopefully it would lead to something.
Ass - Rosie. Sam probably enjoyed her from behind, so I would too, lol.
Makeout - Tauriel. I already chose one of Evangeline Lily's characters for this, might as well do another
Neck - Nori. Only thing I'd feel comfortable doing. The actress is 22, but still.
Sex - Bronwyn. I definitely kept fantasizing about her while watching RoP. I love Nazanin Boniadi.
Marvel Cinematic Universe (first 4 phases)
Women: Black Widow, Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, Maria Hill, Peggy Carter, Pepper Potts, Jane Foster
Boobs - Peggy Carter. Hayley Atwell, who plays her, has a great pair.
Explore - Scarlett Witch. I wouldn't want to get too close to her (emotionally or physically).
Date - Jane Foster. If Thor would let me.
Ass - Maria Hill. She keeps in good shape, especially in this area.
Makeout - Captain Marvel. This likely wouldn't go well, but I'm not hugely attracted to her, and I wanted to save the better options.
Neck - Pepper Potts. Again, don't want to do anything else with her.
Sex - Black Widow. The best for last.
Actresses born in the same year as me (1989)
Women: Hayden Panettiere, Elizabeth Olsen, Lily James, Nathalie Emmanuel, Lily Collins, Nina Dobrev, Jane Levy
Boobs - Jane Levy. She's one of the few I haven't seen the boobs of.
Explore - Nathalie Emmanuel. That amazing skin complexion has to be explored.
Date - Hayden Panettiere. I think I could talk the most with her.
Ass - Elizabeth Olsen. Haven't seen much of it, but would like to.
Makeout - Nina Dobrev. I don't know if she has the best lips, but she looks like she knows how to have steamy makeout sessions.
Neck - Lily Collins. She's married now, but I don't think her husband, Charlie, would kill me for this.
Sex - Lily James. I always get immensely turned on by her sex scene in The Exception.
The Office Women
Women: Pam, Erin, Angela, Kelly, Jan, Karen, Holly
Boobs - Jan. Either before or after the boob job.
Explore - Pam. I'd like to explore her Pam-Pam's.
Date - Erin. She'd be a fun person to go on a date with.
Ass - Angela. I've seen what her butt looks like thanks to a nude scene the actress did, so I gotta go with this.
Makeout - Kelly. I guess? I kinda wish I was in Ryan's shoes when the two of them are making out.
Neck - Holly. I think Michael would be okay with this (but jealous).
Sex - Karen. Amazing body, face, the whole package.
Survivor New Era Women (my preferred 7 through 46)
Women: Sydney, Chanelle, Claire, Lauren, Jaime Lynn, J.Maya, Moriah (46)
Boobs - Chanelle. Yeah, she's got nice boobs.
Explore - Jaime Lynn. She's hiding a great body. The few glimpses we get... whew.
Date - Moriah. She's a nerdy girl, which I like, and she just seems like a lot of fun (plus she's gorgeous).
Ass - Sydney. Seen most of it, but not completely uncovered. It's a cute little tooshie.
Makeout - Claire. She's got nice kissable lips.
Neck - J.Maya - She doesn't look like she smells like a typical Indian... and maybe she could serenade me.
Sex - Lauren. To me, the hottest of the new era so far.
Breaking Bad Universe (BCS for Better Call Saul)
Women: Kim (BCS), Jane, Carmen, Marie, Lydia, Andrea, Betsy Kettleman (BCS)
Boobs - Betsy. Oh, she has nice ones. Why else would r/kettlemilkers have been created on Reddit?
Explore - Kim. She had a nice body, and I'd definitely love to explore it.
Date - Andrea. Just like Jesse did. Plus, I bet I would get along well with Brock.
Ass - Carmen. Hey, even Hank commented on it: "Ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry."
Makeout - Jane. So long as she hasn't just done drugs. She looks like a great kisser.
Neck - Marie. And she'd probably not enjoy it, but whatever.
Sex - Lydia. I wouldn't want anything else to do with her, but man she's sexy. Always in that pantsuit with those heels, lipstick...
Dexter
Women: Deb, Rita, Jamie, Hannah, Lumen, Lila, Cira Manzon
Boobs - Lumen. I guess? I want to save some girls for other things.
Explore - Cira. Had to include her because of how hot she is, and man would I love to explore her body.
Date - Rita. Most women on here are borderline or fully psychotic, but not Rita. She's a sweetheart.
Ass - Jamie. Pretty sure we saw it on Dexter, but you can also see it on Lucifer.
Makeout - Deb. Can't say why, but the idea of making out with her seems hot.
Neck - Lila. Because I don't want to do anything else.
Sex - Hannah. She's pretty hot in Dexter. Although I'd definitely want to sever ties afterward.
Parks and Rec
Women: Leslie, Anne, April, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, Lucy, Diane, Mona-Lisa
Boobs - Diane. We know she has some mommy milkers.
Explore - Lucy. She has an incredible body, we just don't get to see it.
Date - Leslie. She'd be a great conversationalist and I think we'd get along.
Ass - April. Didn't see much of it, but she is part Puerto Rican.
Makeout - Mona-Lisa. Shot in the dark, but I think she might be a good, if slightly selfish, kisser.
Neck - Shauna. I hardly remember her anyway.
Sex - Anne. Of course. The hottest always gets this.
Shameless
Women: Fiona, Vi, Debbie (Once 18), Svetlana, Tami, Mandy, Karen
Boobs - Debbie. Don't even get me started!
Explore - Karen. Yes, I've seen it, but that's true of most on here. So long as she doesn't do anything crazy.
Date - Fiona. They actually mentioned her being about my age, despite Emmy Rossum being a few years older than me.
Ass - Svetlana. That first scene where Terry forces Micky to have sex with her... her ass looks AMAZING.
Makeout - Vi. The rest aren't exactly the most appealing for this.
Neck - Mandy. I guess. I liked Season 1 Mandy (Jane Levy), but not S2-on Mandy.
Sex - Tami. Wait, how did this happen, we're smarter than this. But then again, neither was Lip, obviously.
The Handmaid's Tale
Women: June, Serena/Mrs. Waterford, Janine, Moira, Emily, Rita, Alma
Boobs - Janine. We never really get to see any cleavage on the show, but something tells me Janine's got a nice pair.
Explore - Alma. I always liked her and thought she was hot. Shame what happened.
Date - Rita. Wouldn't be a good fit, but I think she's got a good heart.
Ass - Moira. Just like with cleavage, we never see any tight pants, but again, a hunch.
Makeout - Serena/Mrs. Waterford. She looks like a good kisser, and honestly, it'd be kinda hot.
Neck - Emily. She's gay, so I'm sure she'd be fine with this. Sorta.
Sex - June. I never thought of Elisabeth Moss as that hot before THT, but her sex scenes are pretty hot. The consensual ones, at least.
Women in Sports
Women: Joy Taylor, Kristine Leahy, Katie Nolan, Erin Andrews, Charissa Thompson, Piper Shaw, Kay Adams
Boobs - Joy Taylor. She's got such a great pair.
Explore - Piper Shaw. She's got a nice, tight body.
Date - Katie Nolan. She is hilarious, and I know she's taken, but this is all hypothetical, anyway.
Ass - Kay Adams. I think she's got a small, tight butt.
Makeout - Kristine Leahy. She's gorgeous and I sure ogled over her when she was on The Herd.
Neck - Erin Andrews. She's beautiful too, but doing anything more than this with her would feel weird. Heck, even this would feel weird.
Sex - Charissa Thompson. I've seen a certain video of her that, well... makes me want this option.
Female Singers (within 5 years of my age)
Women: Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Rihanna, Adele
Boobs - Adele. I know she's got fairly big ones, at least.
Explore - Demi. I've always loved her body, curves and all.
Date - Taylor. It would be cool to go on a date with her, even if she's taller than me.
Ass - Rihanna. Pretty sure there's some pics out there of it. It's a good one.
Makeout - Ariana. She's got nice lips, and looks like a great kisser.
Neck - Lady Gaga. I know she probably smells great.
Sex - Selena. Oddly, I haven't completely fancied her until she reached her 30s. But man would I.
The Walking Dead Telltale
Women: Carla, Lily, Molly, Kate, Eleanor, Michonne, Sam
Boobs - Michonne. She shows just a hint of cleavage that makes me want this option for her.
Explore - Eleanor. I think she likely keeps her body fairly clean, even during the apocalypse.
Date - Carla. She's a good shot and she could watch my back.
Ass - Molly. We know she's fit since she's able to climb and scale buildings.
Makeout - Sam. She's pretty, and I could definitely go for her.
Neck - Lily. Season 1 Lily wouldn't be too bad. Season 4... yikes.
Sex - Kate. Obvious choice. Sorry David and Javi.
Suits
Women: Rachel, Donna, Katrina, Jenny, Sheila, Dana (Scottie), Samantha
Boobs - Donna. How could I not?
Explore - Dana (Scottie). She's got a nice body. Harvey seems to think so.
Date - Samantha. It'd be fun to hear about her life and if we encounter a mugger, she could defend me, lol.
Ass - Katrina. Haven't really seen it but I imagine it's nice.
Makeout - Rachel. Easily. Can definitely see why Mike kisses her so much.
Neck - Sheila. She's Louis's... I wouldn't want to do anything else.
Sex - Jenny. Easily the hottest on the show. Easy choice.
Mythical Entertainment
Women: Emily, Mikayla, Kalyn, Meghan, Jenna, Vianai, Lily
Boobs - Meghan. She's easily got the best pair of the Mythical Crew.
Explore - Jenna. She was my runner-up for Boobs, so this is a good spot.
Date - Emily. She's so hilarious. I almost didn't put her here because she's a bit too tall for me, but oh well.
Ass - Vianai. Not really sure but I'd bet she's got a nice one.
Makeout - Lily. Definitely.
Neck - Mikayla. Not too attracted to her, but I bet she smells nice.
Sex - Kalyn. Abso-freaking-lutely. 100%.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Women: Amy, Rosa, Gina, Madeline, Genevieve, Sophia, U.S. Marshall Karen
(Quick preface: Hard to find women for this one. Basically used all of the fairly younger women who appeared in more than one episode)
Boobs - Karen. I know Maya Rudolph has some fairly nice ones, so there's that.
Explore - Gina. Yep. She's got a pretty nice body. You generally want to put a "butterface" here, and, well...
Date - Amy. She's the perfect woman. Maybe exaggerated a bit too much for comedy, but I could deal with it.
Ass - Rosa. Easy. She's got a nice one, for sure.
Makeout - Genevieve. Sorry, Boyle. But it's either this or something worse.
Neck - Madeline. Even doing this would be tough. Ugh.
Sex - Sophia. Without question. How Jake could give this up is beyond me. Idiot.
American Idol Finalists (From the FOX era)
Women: Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Diana DeGarmo, Katharine McPhee, Jordin Sparks, Jessica Sanchez, Lauren Alaina
Boobs - Jordin. Once she's 18, of course.
Explore - Carrie Underwood. I'd want to see what's under her Carrie Underwear... oh god... *cringe*
Date - Kelly Clarkson. Idk, I love her. She's cool.
Ass - Jessica. I guess? She's biracial, so there's that.
Makeout - Lauren. I've always thought she had a pretty face.
Neck - Diana. Eh, not too much my type.
Sex - Katharine. Especially if this around the time of her season. Hello!
Deadpool Series
Women: Vanessa, Negasonic Teenage Warhead (once 18), Angel Dust, Domino, Laura/X-23, Yukio, Cassandra Nova
Boobs - Angel Dust. Why'd Colossus have to be a gentleman and cover them up??
Explore - Domino. She had such a nice, tight body. Couldn't pass up.
Date - Cassandra Nova. Hear me out... I'd be a perfect gentleman, and see if she could team up with me and idk rob a bank for me or something.
Ass - Vanessa. We know she's into butt stuff, so this is a good fit.
Makeout - Yukio. As long as she's down for it. Not sure if she's bi or gay.
Neck - Negasonic Teenage Warhead. She could pretend I'm a female if she's gay.
Sex - Laura/X-23. Assuming she's 18+, of course. Can't deny that Dafne aged very well. Would just have to hope the claws don't come out during.
House of the Dragon
Women: Alicent, Rhaenyra, Mysaria, Helaena, Alys, Kat, Laena
Boobs - Laena. Hard to say, as we don't see any boobs on HotD (yet), but the dearly departed Laena must've had something.
Explore - Kat. Nice tan body, Hugh did "leave" her, but he must've seen something in her.
Date - Helaena. Idk how this would work out since she's with her brother Aegon, but if we were to marry I'd be at some point in line to be the king consort.
Ass - Mysaria. Tiny little thing, I'd think, but a nice one.
Makeout - Rhaenyra. I'd make out with the rightful queen, so long as it didn't get me killed.
Neck - Alys. She's too scary to do much else with.
Sex - Alicent. Easily. GILF if I've ever seen one. Lucky Criston Cole.
The Big Bang Theory
Women: Penny, Bernadette, Amy, Emily, Priya, Leslie, Lucy
Boobs - Bernadette. I don't know how she supports them on such a small frame.
Explore - Penny. Sorry, Leonard, but I wanna see what you get to see, lol.
Date - Amy. I feel bad for how poorly Sheldon treats her, so I'd want to give her a good date.
Ass - Emily. Not sure, don't think we get many looks but she's freaky so why not.
Makeout - Lucy. I guess? Until she freaks out and runs away.
Neck - Leslie. Again, I guess. She'd probably just be robotic and not enjoy it, but oh well.
Sex - Priya. Easily. Poor Raj has to deal with it, oh well.
Young Sheldon/Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage
Women: Mary Cooper, Brenda Sparks, Mandy McCallister, Ms. Hutchins, Audrey McCallister, Veronica Duncan, Jane Boggs
Boobs - Brenda. She's got some calcium cannons.
Explore - Veronica. Georgie would be so jealous!
Date - Ms. Hutchins. She wasn't bad looking, but I'd really want to try to make her happy.
Ass - Jane. Never saw it, but she's younger, so you'd have to assume it's decent.
Makeout - Mary. Sorry, George. It's just first base.
Neck - Audrey. She's not bad looking, just old...er.
Sex - Mandy. Absolutely. Lucky Georgie.
Disney Star Wars Live Action TV Characters
Women: Ahsoka Tano, Bix Caleen, Bo-Katan Kryze, Cara Dune, Fennec Shand, Inquisitor Reva, Mae or Osha (Actress is 26).
Boobs - Cara Dune. I choose Gina Carano's other character for this one as well, no surprise.
Explore - Mae/Osha. Again, actress is 26, but I'd make sure Mae or Osha is 18. She's hiding a nice body.
Date - Fennec Shand. She's very handy and could provide protection, if need be.
Ass - Reva. Again, not sure, but I'd figure.
Makeout - Ahsoka. I bet a Togruta would be hot to make out with. Plus, Rosario gives her nice lips.
Neck - Bo-Katan. Nothing against her, just not my type.
Sex - Bix. She's sneaky hot. Complete package. Absolutely would.
Mission Impossible Ladies
Women: Nyah, Julia, Jane, Ilsa Faust, Alanna, Grace, Paris
Boobs - Jane. Grace has better ones IMO but I want to save her for later.
Explore - Nyah. Beautiful afro body. Would.
Date - Julia. Just once. Ethan would allow as long as I protected her.
Ass - Ilsa. She keeps in good shape and has a nice tush.
Makeout - Alanna. She has gorgeous lips.
Neck - Paris. She doesn't have great English, but I bet she smells good.
Sex - Grace. Duh! Hottest of the series.
