Survivor BEDAMNS game by Placement

If you don't know the BEDAMNS game, check this out.  Anyway, these hypothetical situations would all take place at the time of their season, FWIW.  I'm only going to 16th and then do one for 17th and up since 16th is the bare minimum of players on any season.

1st: Jenna (Amazon), Amber (All-Stars), Danni (Guatemala), Parvati (FvF), Natalie (Samoa), Michele (Kaoh Rong), Dee (45)

B: Dee.  She hides it well, but she's got a nice pair.
E: Parvati.  How could I not?
D: Danni.  She's a sports gal
A: Michele.  Yeah it's her best feature.
M: Amber.  Lucky Rob got to.
N: Jenna.  Eh.
S: Natalie.  Surprising she's this pick, but she's amazing.

2nd/Runner-Up: Neleh (Marquesas), Katie (Palau), Stephenie (Guatemala), Danielle (Panama), Parvati (HvV), Aubry (Kaoh Rong), Cassidy (43)

B: Danielle.  They may be fake, but still worth it.
E: Neleh.  Surprising, but she's young.
D: Aubry.  Going intellectual instead of sporty (Stephenie).
A: Cassidy.  There was one great shot of it in all of 43.
M: Parvati.  I'll pick Parvati for this one this time.
N: Katie.  Fine with this.
S: Stephenie.  Surprisingly she ended up here but I wouldn't mind the slightest.

3rd/second runner-up: Amanda (China), Sugar (Gabon), Erinn (Tocantins), Natalie (RI), Chelsea (One World), Angelina (DvG), Michele (WaW)

B: Angelina.  Mommy milkers!
E: Natalie.  Again younger.
D: Erinn.  I guess?
A: Michele.  I can't resist!
M: Amanda.  Lucky Ozzy got to do it in FvF.
N: Chelsea.  Yep I did that.
S: Sugar.  Yup.  I absolutely would.  Underrated.

4th: Darrah (Pearl Islands), Sundra (Cook Islands), Natalie (FvF), Kelley (Cambodia), Kara (DvG), Lauren (IotI), Katurah (45)

B: Natalie.  She showed them off with her low-cut shirt.
E: Kara.  Feisty one.
D: Kelley.  She's local for me, so it'd be easy for us.
A: Lauren.  She's got a caboose
M: Sundra.  Older?  Yes.  Hot?  Of course.
N: Katurah.  Easy choice.
S: Darrah.  Yep.  Tiny package, love it.

5th: Heidi (Amazon), Peih-Gee (China), Andrea (RI), Alicia (One World), Abi-Maria (Philippines), Baylor (SJDS), Lauren (44)

B: Heidi.  Seen them thanks to Playboy, but still worth it.
E: Alicia.  Before her mastectomy, since her season was before then.
D: Lauren.  I love Lauren, she's amazing.  Would love a shot.
A: Abi-Maria.  By far her best feature.
M: Baylor.  Would be hot.
N: Andrea.  Never been that attracted to her, oddly.
S: Peih-Gee.  Yep.  And I don't regret it for a second.  

6th: Amber (AO), Parvati (Cook Islands), Alexis (FvF), Brenda (Caramoan), Laura (BvW), Victoria (EoE), Jaime (44)

B: Brenda.  Kind of a tough pick--no standouts here.
E: Amber (AO).  Already chose her for M, might as well choose this as well.
D: Jaime.  Absolutely.  I'd have so much fun with her.
A: Parvati.  One M, one E, now one A for Parvati.
M: Victoria.  Hard to pick her for this and not S, but I did.
N: Alexis.  Had to.  
S: Laura.  Again, don't regret it.  You rewatch BvW and tell me you wouldn't.  

7th: Stephenie (Palau), Corinne (Gabon), Danielle (HvV), Kat (One World),  Abi-Maria (Cambodia), Julia (Kaoh Rong), Michaela (GC)

B: Kat.  Either before or after her... enhancement.
E: Michaela.  I don't know what it is, I find her very attractive, and she's got a great body.
D: Stephenie.  Had to go with a sporty chick again here.
A: Danielle.  One for her top region and one for her lower region.
M: Julia.  Such a cute and beautiful face.
N: Abi-Maria.  Couldn't pick A again, so she gets stuck here.
S: Corinne.  Yep.  She looks like an amazing one-night stand.

8th: Sally (Panama), Kelly S (Nicaragua), Katie (BvW), Andrea (GC), Chelsea (GI), Gabby (DvG), Noelle (43)

B: Katie.  Easy choice.  They looked great on her season.
E: Noelle.  Even though there's not as much of her due to her missing a leg.
D: Andrea.  I guess?  We're the same age, at least.
A: Kelly S.  Tight little one.
M: Chelsea.  She looks like a good kisser.
N: Sally.  She's only here because this placement didn't have a lot.
S: Gabby.  Yup, I went there.  I think she's hot.

9th: Kelly (Africa), Amanda (HvV), Whitney (SP), Jenn (WA), Tori (42), Sierra (GC), Kim (WaW)

B: Whitney, I guess?
E: Sierra.  Again I guess?
D: Kim.  Just to hear her talk about how she dominated One World.
A: Amanda.  Sure, why not.  
M: Tori.  She looks like a good kisser.
N: Kelly.  Had to include her.
S: Jenn.  She did look great on her season.

10th: Jaime (China), Laura (Samoa), Brenda (Nicaragua), Morgan (Cagayan), Ciera (Cambodia), Kelley (EoE), Kellie (45)

B: Morgan.  How could I freaking not?
E: Jaime.  She was the entire package.
D: Brenda.  She's sporty as a former cheerleader.
A: Ciera.  Never noticed it but I didn't want her in. the remaining spots, either.
M: Kelley.  I've always thought she's so pretty.
N: Kellie.  She's gay, anyway.
S: Laura.  Somehow she's here twice!  I swear it's something about her that gets me going.

11th: Shawna (Amazon), Ami (FvF), Kelly (Samoa), RC (Philippines), Hali (WA), Desi (HHH), Chanelle (42)

B: Ami.  She's got a nice pair, even if she's gay.
E: Desi.  She's smokin'.
D: Hali.  She'd be fun to hang out with, it seems.
A: RC.  She's got a great body.
M: Kelly.  Blondes are good kissers.
N: Shawna.  Easy choice.
S: Chanelle.  Hell yeah.  Chanelle is amazing.

12th: Katie (Philippines), Corinne (Caramoan), Julie (SJDS), Jessica (HHH), Libby (GI), Sydney (41), Tiyana (47)

B: Julie.  Lucky John Rocker got to play with them.
E: Tiyana.  She has a surprisingly hot body, as seen on her social media posts.
D: Jessica.  She seemed like a cool chick.
A: Libby.  You know she's clean.
M: Sydney.  She's got a bod but she's also pretty.
N: Katie.  Yep, just not quite my type.
S: Corinne.  Again!  I can't help it, she looks great.

13th: Sarah (Marquesas), Dawson (Philippines), Julia (Caramoan), Anna (Kaoh Rong), Michelle (MvGx), Ali (HHH), J.Maya (45)

B: Sarah.  Easy choice.  Her best feature.
E: Anna.  She's not a good person so I wouldn't feel bad, haha.
D: Julia.  Another sporty chick that I think I'd feel comfortable around.
A: Ali.  She's mixed race, I think she had a nice lower half.
M: Dawson.  Hugely underrated, great smile/lips and pretty face.
N: J.Maya.  I guess.  I wanted something else, oh well.
S: Michelle.  Huh.  Well I certainly would.  She's kind of a wackjob but oh well.

14th: Stephanie (RI), Mikayla (SP), Kat (BvW), Wentworth (SJDS), Alecia (Kaoh Rong), Michaela (MvGx), Sarah (44)

B: Kat.  Again.  
E: Mikayla.  She's a butterface so this works.
D: Wentworth.  Local chick.
A: Stephanie.  Tight package, tight butt.
M: Alecia.  Underratedly pretty.
N: Sarah.  Meh.
S: Michaela.  Wow, surprised myself with this one.  I so would.

15th: Liliana (Fiji), Ashley (Samoa), Kelly B (Nicaragua), Krista (RI), Figgy (MvGx), Wendy (EoE), Claire (44)

B: Figgy.  Never got to see cleavage but we know they're there.
E: Ashley.  I bet she looks amazing.
D: Kelly B.  Athletic, got a great story.  Worth a date.
A: Claire.  Even though I've technically seen it, but it's amazing.
M: Krista.  She was pretty, would've been hot.
N: Wendy.  Shame, but makes sense.
S: Liliana.  HUGELY underrated hottie.  Absolutely freaking would.  No one remembers her, which is a shame.

16th: Nicole (Pearl Islands), Brianna (Guatemala), Paloma (Gabon), Carolina (Tocantins), Angie (Philippines), Liz (Kaoh Rong), Natalia (DvG)

B: Liz.  Easy choice, best feature.
E: Angie.  She's a model after all.
D: Brianna.  Similar name, from Washington.  Perfect catch for me.
A: Carolina.  I think.
M: Natalia.  She's surprisingly and underratedly hot.
N: Nicole.  Shame, but she's the oldest.
S: Paloma.  Another hugely underrated hottie on her season.

17th and up: Ashlee (Palau), Cecilia (Cook Islands), Marisa (Samoa), Semhar (SP), Peih-Gee (Cambodia), Bi (DvG), Jessica (DvG)

B: Ashlee.  Easiest choice ever.  She might be my favorite for this.  Just watch Palau again.
E: Semhar.  As long as she doesn't recite a poem.  Or maybe she can.  Can't decide.
D: Jessica.  She seemed like such a sweetheart.  She ended up marrying a player who is now a Mariner, so that's cool.
A: Marisa.  I can't remember if we see much of it, oh well.
M: Bi.  She looks like a great kisser.  Plus, I've already seen her topless.
N: Peih-Gee.  Already have her for S.  Although I much prefer her on Cambodia, oddly.
S: Cecilia.  Again.  Underrated.  Peruvian Queen.  She's so hot.