Hottest Women in the World

As a straight male, there are tons of female celebrities out there that I'd love to bang.  Some older than me, some my age, some younger than me.  My girlfriend and I have each come up with our "Fives".  Basically, it's a list of five celebrities we're allowed to sleep with and the other one cannot get mad or anything.  We took the idea from an episode of Friends, and it's stuck throughout our relationship.  Below is a list of ALL of the women I have had on my Five, and it's kind of a doozy.  I change my five a lot.  There are many reasons a female celebrity can get dropped out of my five: I find out she has a boyfriend, she gets married, or she just gets bumped for someone hotter.  I'm going to go in reverse order, so my current five is way at the bottom, with the ladies that have left my five long ago coming first here.

Kristen Stewart - Yep, I had K-Stew in my five.  Now I just think of her as ordinary, to be honest.
Ashley Greene - I had K-Stew and Ashley Greene in my five when the Twilight movies first came out, so that's probably why they were in it.  I don't actually remember being that attracted to Ashley Greene, although she did have some nudes leaked that I liked.
Renee Olstead - One of the hottest redheads, IMO.  I had a huge crush on her when Still Standing was on and she played the daughter.  Some nudes of her leaked as well, which... well let's just say she's a bit naughty.
Brittany Snow - I've always thought of her as gorgeous, going back to her early acting days with "The Pacifier" and "John Tucker Must Die".  She's made more fame with the Pitch Perfect movies, but I don't think she's aged that well.
Haley Reinhart - Surprisingly, the only American Idol alum to be in My Five... ever.  Haley has got such an adorable smile, and she supposedly dated Casey Abrams from her season.  So I had to dump her from My Five.
Audrina Patridge - I know, one of the chicks from the Hills.  But she like a few before her had some leaked nudes that were actually very hot.  Go check them out if you've never seen them.
Naya Rivera - Not the only Glee alum to be on My Five.  But I had to dump Naya when I found out she was dating someone, and now she's married with a kid, too.
Emily Browning - This Aussie actress stole my heart in Sucker Punch.  But I think she was just too pale and not curvy enough for me... at least to be in my five.
Kaley Cuoco - Yep, THE Kaley Cuoco.  I try not to go for TOO well-known or that much older than me, but I made an exception with Kaley.  Of course she got married so I had to dump her.
Christian Serratos - I put Christian in My Five when that Peta ad of her was released.... WOW.  And I almost put her back in my five when she got a role on The Walking Dead, but couldn't find someone to bump off for her.  She's still got a chance.
Amanda Seyfried - Loved her in Chloe and Jennifer's Body.  But she got a little too well-known and she is almost 4 years older than me.
Lea Michele - Ah, Lea.  She was in my five for a while, even when she was dating Cory Monteith (RIP).  That's how much I think of her.  She is an absolute darling.  She's dating some other guy now so unfortunately her chances are slim.
Jane Levy - Ha, I only put her in my five after seeing COMMERCIALS of Suburgatory, an ABC sitcom.  I never even watched the show.  I know she wasn't in my five long.
Molly Ephraim - When I watched Last Man Standing, Molly Ephraim was an absolute babe.  I stopped watching the show so I lost interest in her.  I recently checked out the show to find she changed her hair and for the worse... change it back, Molly!
Justine Ezarik - iJustine!  She's such a cool chick, liking video games and a bunch of nerdy stuff.  But she's been in relationships and she's about 6 years older than me.
Elizabeth Olsen - Who would've thought the Olsen twins' younger sister would turn out to be 10x hotter than them, combined?  Elizabeth caught my heart in Oldboy, and I had to include her for a short while.  Plus, she's exactly my age.
Anna Kendrick - Anna Kendrick may be the coolest chick on the planet.  Her tweets are hilarious.  I know there are thousands of guys who'd love to date her.  And for a while, I was one of them.
Sarah Hyland - The older sister on Modern Family, Sarah has got a rockin' bod and an amazing smile.  But she just isn't curvy enough... or something.
Shannon Woodward - I fell in love with her on Raising Hope just like Jimmy did.  But her age caught up to her.
Hayden Panettiere - She may have been in my original five.  I was in love with Hayden.  But sadly, she got married and had a kid with, of all people, a Russian boxer dude named Wladimir Klitchko.  She, aside from one other female celebrity, had the longest stay on my five and it was a sad, sad day when I had to remove her.
Samantha Barks - I fell in love with her watching Les Miserables, but as she hasn't been in anything else I've seen I lost interest.  I certainly thought she was the hotter of the two girls Eddie Redmayne's character was torn between.
Ellen Page - I present to you, the only known lesbian that was in my five!  But of course when I had her on it was before I knew.  I can't even remember when or why I put her in my five, to be honest.
Vanessa Hudgens - Vanessa is proof when you mix races and make a kid, you can make something absolutely gorgeous.  She's currently dating some Austin dude, so she won't see a return to my five soon, if ever.
Juno Temple - This British actress won me over in Killer Joe and Horns, thanks to some very nice nude scenes.  She's petite and perfectly proportioned.  But I could only have one British actress in my five, I realized.
Selena Gomez - Ah, Selena.  I'm pretty sure this was before she dated the Biebs.  Now she's like tainted meat.  Well, not that bad, but you get what I'm saying.
Kat Dennings - Kat is so curvy she HAD to be included.  But she's dating someone right now, I believe (Josh Groban?)
Demi Lovato - Demi is gorgeous, but she's dating Wilmer Valderama.
Jennifer Lawrence - Yep, I caught the J-Law hype train for a while but I've now come to realize I'm not really that attracted to her.  Her acting attracts me more to her now than her appearance.
Ariana Grande - Yep, this petite Latina diva was in my five.  But after finding out the only guys she really ever dates are black... kinda turned me off.
Francia Raisa - I barely watched "The Secret Life of the American Teenager", but that's what I know her from.  She is curvy and has some of the most kissable lips I've ever seen.  But what has she done lately?
Kate Upton - Yep, this blonde bombshell was in my five.  What guy wouldn't?  But one, she is/was dating Justin Verlander, and two, she's quite a bit taller than me.
Lily Collins - She is so beautiful, and I fell in love with her in The Blind Side and Abduction.  But like I said with Juno Temple, only room for one British actress.
Shawn Johnson - The former Olympic gymnast made my five, mainly for her petite size and her adorable smile.  But she's engaged (married?) now to a football player.
Milana Vayntrub - Milana, oh how you caught my heart in your AT&T commercials.  Yes, she is the chick from those commercials.  I had to remove her from my five because I don't know her age and I heard a rumor that she is a lesbian.  Never seen any instagram/media posts showing her with a guy.
Maiara Walsh - To be honest I only put Maiara in my five because she was born in Seattle, and I wanted to have someone in my five at the time who ACTUALLY might be in the Seattle area, seeing as she's from here.
Emilia Clarke - I love Emilia.  Her accent, her smile... just perfection.  But she has gotten too well-known and like I've said before, only room for one British actress.
Kate Mara - Kate just has a presence on camera that draws me to her.  It's indescribable.  But she's a bit too old for me and she's dating someone right now, I believe.
Camilla Luddington - I fell in love with her on Californication (not the only actress, see below!) but she's just a bit too old for me.... but what a body.  And of course, her accent.
Alicia Von Rittberg - Only those who have seen Fury know her.  She was the German chick that Logan Lerman's character fooled around with.  She was very desirable in that film, but she's been in nothing else, literally.
Addison Timlin - I think the hottest sex scene in a TV show involved this chick (And David Duchovny... ugh).  She has an absolute PERFECT body.  If you have Netflix, go check out her scene in Californication.  But she just hasn't been in anything else that I've seen.
Jen Matichuk - I know Jen from being one of the crew members on "Good Mythical Morning", a show with Rhett and Link on YouTube.  She makes appearances from time to time including the mail opening "Good Mythical More" segments on Thursdays, and she's always a delight to see.  But she's just a bit too... sporty for me.
Mackenzie Rosman - I had to bump her off recently to great sorrow.  Those Maxim shots that came out with her were AMAZING.  But I guess she just has that young girl look to her that kinda turns me off.  I still see young Ruthie in there.
Ashley Benson - She's literally quite perfect.  Blonde, blue eyes, curvy.... great smile.  But there's just something about her that makes me keep her from my five.  But she'll always have a chance to jump back in.

OK!  Now on to my current five!
5. Abigail Breslin
I know, I know, the little girl from "Little Miss Sunshine".  But she has grown up into one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and quite curvy too!  Go watch "The Call" and tell me she doesn't look hot.  In that, she's kidnapped and a guy lives out his fantasy with his sister with her (nothing that sexual).  She is seen in her bra and wow... that's all I've got to say.  She's pale but beautiful.
4. Daisy Ridley
You know how I said there was only room for one British actress in my five?  I lied.  There's room for two.  But Daisy's only the first of two.  After seeing Star Wars The Force Awakens I gotta say while she never reveals anything, frankly, she still has such an adorable accent and smile.  She's the new Princess Leia.  I have to include her.
3. Lia Marie Johnson
She's only 19 as of me writing this, but hey, that's legal.  Yes, she got her start on kids react when she was a preteen, but man has she grown into one of the most beautiful women... ever.  I'm sure the Fine Bros both wank themselves every night thinking of her.  Some of her Instagram/Facebook posts are just heavenly.
2. Alexandra Daddario
This chick should be a household name.  She's getting there, but slowly.  Her scene in True Detective... wooh.... when I first saw it I almost jizzed in my pants without even touching myself.  She's got the absolute perfect breasts and has the most gorgeous eyes.
1. Emma Watson
The one.  She's been in my five since the beginning.  I love her.  The funny thing is, she's not exceptionally curvy or have a great ass, but she just exudes beauty.  I love her accent, eyes, and literally every time I see a movie of hers now my heart melts.  Hard to see her ever leaving my five.