One game that's fun to play is "Marry, Screw, Kill". You find three celebrities, fictional characters, etc, usually related in some way, and decide which you'd marry, which you'd screw (have sex with), and which you'd kill. You have to choose one for each. You can play along and see how yours compare to mine. For this game, I'm only going to do fictional characters.
Friends Chicks: Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe
Marry: Monica
Screw: Rachel
Kill: Phoebe
Comment: Monica is very organized and clean and would basically clean everything, so I'd never have to clean. Rachel, especially in the earlier seasons, is extremely attractive, leaving poor Phoebe as the odd woman out.
Harry Potter Girls: Hermione, Ginny, Luna
Marry: Hermione
Screw: Ginny
Kill: Luna
Comment: I'm going based on the books for this one. Who doesn't want an intelligent wife? Ginny meanwhile is described as an attractive redhead in the books, leaving Luna as the odd woman out.
Star Wars Women: Princess Leia (Return of the Jedi), Padme Amidala (Attack of the Clones), Rey (The Force Awakens)
Marry: Rey, TFA
Screw: Padme, AotC
Kill: Leia, RotJ
Comment: I choose each character's hottest role. Padme easily for AotC gets screwed. Rey in TFA is very intelligent and useful. Yes, that leaves me with killing Princess Leia. Oh well. Guess Kylo Ren is never born, haha.
Lord of the Rings Women: Eowyn, Arwen, Rosie
Marry: Eowyn
Screw: Arwen
Kill: Rosie
Comment: Eowyn is brave and stands up for what she believes in, so she'd make a good wife. Arwen... well I don't think I have to elaborate there. That leaves me with killing Rosie, because I neither want to sleep with or marry a hobbit, even a female one.
Modern Family--The Dunphy's: (Claire, Haley, Alex)
Marry: Alex
Screw: Haley
Kill: Claire
Comment: Of course, this is with Alex of legal age. I'd marry Alex because she is so smart, she's basically the whole package. Haley would ok to deal with one night, leaving me with killing Claire, which is OK as she's the oldest (Being their mom and all).
Dexter's Love Interests: Rita, Lila, Hannah
Marry: Rita
Screw: Hannah
Kill: Lila
Comment: Of Dexter's main love interests, the easiest decision was to kill Lila, which he did. Unlike Dexter though, I chose not screw her (haha). I'd screw Hannah because I feel like if I married her she'd poison me eventually. I'd marry Rita because she is a terrific mom.
HIMYM Women: Robin, Lily, The Mother (Tracy)
Marry: The Mother (Tracy)
Screw: Robin
Kill: Lily
Comment: Of the three women that eventually become a big part of Ted's life, I'd marry the Mother because she seems really awesome and *spoiler alert* I'd get to marry someone else once she passes. I'd screw Robin, because hey, why not. I'd have to kill Lily.
Big Bang Theory Women: Penny, Bernadette, Amy
Marry: Bernadette
Screw: Penny
Kill: Amy
Comment: Marrying Bernadette is an easy choice, because she's the complete package. I'd screw Penny, because at least she's hot, leaving me to kill Amy. This one was a no brainer.
Scrubs Women: Elliot, Carla, Jordan
Marry: Carla
Screw: Elliot
Kill: Jordan
Comment: Haven't seen TOO much of Scrubs, but from what I've gathered Carla is close to the complete package and Latina, which I like. Elliot is a bit high maintenance but hot so I'd screw her, leaving me with killing Jordan, who's the oldest anyway.
Jesse's (Breaking Bad) Love Interests: Wendy, Andrea, Jane
Marry: Andrea
Screw: Jane
Kill: Wendy
Comment: Ok, Wendy wasn't a "love" interest, she was just a hooker (and a gross one at that) so that makes her easy to kill. I'd only screw Jane because she is an addict after all, leaving me to marry good mom Andrea.
Game of Thrones Leading Ladies: Daenarys, Cersei, Sansa
Marry: Sansa
Screw: Daenarys
Kill: Cersei
Comment: I'd marry Sansa to keep her safe, she's been through too much in her life and needs a safe, stable marriage. Daenarys is an easy choice for screw. I'd kill Cersei, because, well... that's obvious.
Twin Peaks Ladies: Audrey, Shelly, Donna
Marry: Shelly Johnson
Screw: Audrey Horne
Kill: Donna Hayward
Comment: I'd screw Audrey, because Sherilyn Fenn in her younger years was smoking. But Audrey was too manipulative to want to spend an eternity with. Donna was a bit of a trouble-maker (and liar) herself so I'd have to kill her. I'd marry Shelly to keep her safe from Leo (And Bobby, to be frank).
"LOST" Women: Kate, Claire, Sun
Marry: Kate
Screw: Claire
Kill: Sun
Comment: This was a tough one. If you had asked me for season 2-3, I would've married Claire. But I did this for right as the show ends. Claire is still a bit crazy and probably needed therapy. Kate showed she could be a good mother (For the most part). Sun ends up dying anyway so I decided not to change her fate.
The Walking Dead Women: Maggie, Michonne, Rosita
Marry: Rosita
Screw: Maggie
Kill: Michonne
Comment: I knew instantly who I'd kill, it's the one I'm not attracted to. I chose to marry Rosita because I think she and I would make a better couple, and Maggie would be too ambitious for me.
The Walking Dead Women, Next Generation: Enid, Lydia, Addy
Marry: Enid
Screw: Lydia
Kill: Addy
Comment: First off this is provided all characters are 18, or once they turn 18. I'd marry Enid because she's smart and fearless, I'd screw Lydia because, well, there's a reason Henry has gone to such lengths to be with her. She's probably a freak in the sack. I'd kill Addy, because she'd hardly be missed.
Fear the Walking Dead Women: Alicia, Madison, Luciana
Marry: Alicia
Screw: Luciana
Kill: Madison
Comment: Alicia is hot, and also she's pretty bad ass, so I'd marry her. Luciana is hot enough, but I don't think we'd get along well in the long run, so I'd screw her. I'd kill Madison as the oldest and "SPOILER ALERT" she dies anyway.
Marvel Female Superheroes: Black Widow, Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel
Marry: Captain Marvel
Screw: Scarlett Witch
Kill: Black Widow
Comment: I'd marry Captain Marvel because she's awesome and talented. I'd screw Scarlett Witch, well, because have you seen Oldboy? And I'd kill Black Widow, because she's getting up there in age and already has Bruce/The Hulk. Yes, I'd have to contend with the Hulk coming after me for revenge, but I'd have Captain Marvel as my wife to protect me.
Boy Meets World Women: Topanga, Angela, Rachel
Marry: Topanga
Screw: Angela
Kill: Rachel
Comment: Marrying Topanga was easy, as Cory did it, and Cory and I are a lot alike. I'd screw Angela over Rachel because Rachel is too tall, plus she supposedly is a bit older (If she is the same age as Jack and Eric).
This Is Us Women: Rebecca, Kate, Beth
Marry: Beth
Screw: Rebecca
Kill: Kate
Comment: I'd marry Beth because she is a terrific mom and amazing wife. I'd screw Rebecca (from shortly after Jack's death so that A, she's bangable still, and B, she no longer has Jack). I'd kill Kate, well... you know why. That's right, she's the odd woman out.
Heroes Women: Claire, Nicky/Tracy, Daphne
Marry: Claire
Screw: Daphne
Kill: Niki/Tracy
Comment: First off, Heroes needed more young leading ladies. Anyway, I'd marry Claire as she's one of my favorite female TV characters ever. I'd screw Daphne because she wouldn't mind if I finished fast haha. And I'd kill Niki/Tracy, just because her characters are generally unlikable.
Smallville Women: Lana, Chloe, Lois
Marry: Chloe
Screw: Lois
Kill: Lana
Comment: I'd marry Chloe because she's definitely hot enough to be with for life and she's career driven. I'd screw Lois because she is the hottest one, in my opinion. That leaves me with killing Lana, and let's face it, she has too many issues (possessed, Lex is in to her, etc.)
The Office Women: Pam, Angela, Erin
Marry: Pam
Screw: Erin
Kill: Angela
Friends Chicks: Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe
Marry: Monica
Screw: Rachel
Kill: Phoebe
Comment: Monica is very organized and clean and would basically clean everything, so I'd never have to clean. Rachel, especially in the earlier seasons, is extremely attractive, leaving poor Phoebe as the odd woman out.
Harry Potter Girls: Hermione, Ginny, Luna
Marry: Hermione
Screw: Ginny
Kill: Luna
Comment: I'm going based on the books for this one. Who doesn't want an intelligent wife? Ginny meanwhile is described as an attractive redhead in the books, leaving Luna as the odd woman out.
Star Wars Women: Princess Leia (Return of the Jedi), Padme Amidala (Attack of the Clones), Rey (The Force Awakens)
Marry: Rey, TFA
Screw: Padme, AotC
Kill: Leia, RotJ
Comment: I choose each character's hottest role. Padme easily for AotC gets screwed. Rey in TFA is very intelligent and useful. Yes, that leaves me with killing Princess Leia. Oh well. Guess Kylo Ren is never born, haha.
Lord of the Rings Women: Eowyn, Arwen, Rosie
Marry: Eowyn
Screw: Arwen
Kill: Rosie
Comment: Eowyn is brave and stands up for what she believes in, so she'd make a good wife. Arwen... well I don't think I have to elaborate there. That leaves me with killing Rosie, because I neither want to sleep with or marry a hobbit, even a female one.
Modern Family--The Dunphy's: (Claire, Haley, Alex)
Marry: Alex
Screw: Haley
Kill: Claire
Comment: Of course, this is with Alex of legal age. I'd marry Alex because she is so smart, she's basically the whole package. Haley would ok to deal with one night, leaving me with killing Claire, which is OK as she's the oldest (Being their mom and all).
Dexter's Love Interests: Rita, Lila, Hannah
Marry: Rita
Screw: Hannah
Kill: Lila
Comment: Of Dexter's main love interests, the easiest decision was to kill Lila, which he did. Unlike Dexter though, I chose not screw her (haha). I'd screw Hannah because I feel like if I married her she'd poison me eventually. I'd marry Rita because she is a terrific mom.
HIMYM Women: Robin, Lily, The Mother (Tracy)
Marry: The Mother (Tracy)
Screw: Robin
Kill: Lily
Comment: Of the three women that eventually become a big part of Ted's life, I'd marry the Mother because she seems really awesome and *spoiler alert* I'd get to marry someone else once she passes. I'd screw Robin, because hey, why not. I'd have to kill Lily.
Big Bang Theory Women: Penny, Bernadette, Amy
Marry: Bernadette
Screw: Penny
Kill: Amy
Comment: Marrying Bernadette is an easy choice, because she's the complete package. I'd screw Penny, because at least she's hot, leaving me to kill Amy. This one was a no brainer.
Scrubs Women: Elliot, Carla, Jordan
Marry: Carla
Screw: Elliot
Kill: Jordan
Comment: Haven't seen TOO much of Scrubs, but from what I've gathered Carla is close to the complete package and Latina, which I like. Elliot is a bit high maintenance but hot so I'd screw her, leaving me with killing Jordan, who's the oldest anyway.
Jesse's (Breaking Bad) Love Interests: Wendy, Andrea, Jane
Marry: Andrea
Screw: Jane
Kill: Wendy
Comment: Ok, Wendy wasn't a "love" interest, she was just a hooker (and a gross one at that) so that makes her easy to kill. I'd only screw Jane because she is an addict after all, leaving me to marry good mom Andrea.
Game of Thrones Leading Ladies: Daenarys, Cersei, Sansa
Marry: Sansa
Screw: Daenarys
Kill: Cersei
Comment: I'd marry Sansa to keep her safe, she's been through too much in her life and needs a safe, stable marriage. Daenarys is an easy choice for screw. I'd kill Cersei, because, well... that's obvious.
Twin Peaks Ladies: Audrey, Shelly, Donna
Marry: Shelly Johnson
Screw: Audrey Horne
Kill: Donna Hayward
Comment: I'd screw Audrey, because Sherilyn Fenn in her younger years was smoking. But Audrey was too manipulative to want to spend an eternity with. Donna was a bit of a trouble-maker (and liar) herself so I'd have to kill her. I'd marry Shelly to keep her safe from Leo (And Bobby, to be frank).
"LOST" Women: Kate, Claire, Sun
Marry: Kate
Screw: Claire
Kill: Sun
Comment: This was a tough one. If you had asked me for season 2-3, I would've married Claire. But I did this for right as the show ends. Claire is still a bit crazy and probably needed therapy. Kate showed she could be a good mother (For the most part). Sun ends up dying anyway so I decided not to change her fate.
The Walking Dead Women: Maggie, Michonne, Rosita
Marry: Rosita
Screw: Maggie
Kill: Michonne
Comment: I knew instantly who I'd kill, it's the one I'm not attracted to. I chose to marry Rosita because I think she and I would make a better couple, and Maggie would be too ambitious for me.
The Walking Dead Women, Next Generation: Enid, Lydia, Addy
Marry: Enid
Screw: Lydia
Kill: Addy
Comment: First off this is provided all characters are 18, or once they turn 18. I'd marry Enid because she's smart and fearless, I'd screw Lydia because, well, there's a reason Henry has gone to such lengths to be with her. She's probably a freak in the sack. I'd kill Addy, because she'd hardly be missed.
Fear the Walking Dead Women: Alicia, Madison, Luciana
Marry: Alicia
Screw: Luciana
Kill: Madison
Comment: Alicia is hot, and also she's pretty bad ass, so I'd marry her. Luciana is hot enough, but I don't think we'd get along well in the long run, so I'd screw her. I'd kill Madison as the oldest and "SPOILER ALERT" she dies anyway.
Marvel Female Superheroes: Black Widow, Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel
Marry: Captain Marvel
Screw: Scarlett Witch
Kill: Black Widow
Comment: I'd marry Captain Marvel because she's awesome and talented. I'd screw Scarlett Witch, well, because have you seen Oldboy? And I'd kill Black Widow, because she's getting up there in age and already has Bruce/The Hulk. Yes, I'd have to contend with the Hulk coming after me for revenge, but I'd have Captain Marvel as my wife to protect me.
Boy Meets World Women: Topanga, Angela, Rachel
Marry: Topanga
Screw: Angela
Kill: Rachel
Comment: Marrying Topanga was easy, as Cory did it, and Cory and I are a lot alike. I'd screw Angela over Rachel because Rachel is too tall, plus she supposedly is a bit older (If she is the same age as Jack and Eric).
This Is Us Women: Rebecca, Kate, Beth
Marry: Beth
Screw: Rebecca
Kill: Kate
Comment: I'd marry Beth because she is a terrific mom and amazing wife. I'd screw Rebecca (from shortly after Jack's death so that A, she's bangable still, and B, she no longer has Jack). I'd kill Kate, well... you know why. That's right, she's the odd woman out.
Heroes Women: Claire, Nicky/Tracy, Daphne
Marry: Claire
Screw: Daphne
Kill: Niki/Tracy
Comment: First off, Heroes needed more young leading ladies. Anyway, I'd marry Claire as she's one of my favorite female TV characters ever. I'd screw Daphne because she wouldn't mind if I finished fast haha. And I'd kill Niki/Tracy, just because her characters are generally unlikable.
Smallville Women: Lana, Chloe, Lois
Marry: Chloe
Screw: Lois
Kill: Lana
Comment: I'd marry Chloe because she's definitely hot enough to be with for life and she's career driven. I'd screw Lois because she is the hottest one, in my opinion. That leaves me with killing Lana, and let's face it, she has too many issues (possessed, Lex is in to her, etc.)
The Office Women: Pam, Angela, Erin
Marry: Pam
Screw: Erin
Kill: Angela
Comment: This was a tough one. I almost went with "screw" for Angela. But I think sex with Erin would be more enjoyable, as I am considering the characters, not the actresses. Pam was an easy choice for marry.
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