I thought I'd rank the New-Era tribes of Survivor on the hotness of the women on their tribe. One really hot woman may carry, but if all three are good-looking they'll rank high as well. I'll also factor in if the better-looking women got voted out too early, which, unfortunately, does happen.
I'll keep adding to this as the seasons go on, so to make it easy for me, I will not number them, because otherwise I'd have to keep renumbering them.
So, from lowest to highest...
- Yase (41): Evvie, Tiffany, Liana
Who'd have thought Liana would easily be the hottest? If that's the case, yikes. That's the reason their tribe is ranked so low.
- Taku (42): Marya, Maryanne, Lindsey
This is the one where there's no awful ones yet no stand outs. I could take or leave any of them.
- Lavo (47): Teeny, Aysha, Genevieve
Teeny, like Evvie, is non-binary, so that hurts them. Aysha doesn't do much for me, either. Genevieve isn't bad, but she's not really my type.
- Kele (49): Nicole, Annie, Sophi
My word does Sophi carry. And I'm sorry to say, I'm not that into Sophi, which is why they're ranked pretty low.
- Civa (48): Chrissy, Charity, Kamilla
Kamilla carries and is underrated. Charity is not bad, but the height and tattoos aren't my type. Chrissy's older, but not too bad.
- Hina (49): Kristina, MC, Sophie
Again, only one person carries, in this case, Sophie. MC and Kristina just aren't it, I'm sorry to say.
- Coco (43): Karla, Lindsey, Cassidy
So we have an overweight lesbian, an old lady, and a basic girl. At least Cassidy's not bad-looking, but she's just not my type.
- Lulu (45): Sabiyah, Hannah, Emily
No standouts, but I wouldn't say no to any of them. They just all have mildly unappealing qualities, if I'm being honest.
- Vula (48): Stephanie, Mary, Sai
Like Lulu, no standouts, but also wouldn't say no to any. But I would rather Sai than Sabiyah and Mary over Hannah or Emily.
- Siga (46): Soda, Liz, Venus
Soda is too overweight (sorry), Liz isn't bad but just... it's hard to say. Her anger outburst doesn't help. Venus is fairly hot but is a bit too skinny for my liking and doesn't have enough curves.
- Yanu (46): Jess, Tiffany, Kenzie
Nobody that hot but nobody I'd say no to, either. Jess and Tiff are all right, and Kenzie is fairly hot but has too many tattoos for my liking.
- Uli (49): Shannon, Sage, Savannah
The three S's! Savannah carries, but she has some support from Sage and Shannon, who aren't bad looking at all. Just no standouts for me, personally.
- Vesi (43): Nneka, Noelle, Justine
Nneka is older, Noelle is fairly pretty, and Justine is hot but gets booted pre-merge. Disappointing.
- Ika (42): Swati, Drea, Tori
For a 19-year-old girl, Swati just doesn't do it for me. Drea's not bad, I guess. Tori's pretty, but if she's the one carrying, that's not good.
- Lagi (48): Star, Bianca, Eva
Eva's the standout from this tribe, with Bianca being an above average 2nd placer. Star is... well, Star.
- Belo (45): Kendra, Katurah, Kellie
Kendra is actually kinda icky, Katurah's not bad, and Kellie is really pretty but unfortunately is gay. The three K's of Belo rank about mid for me.
- Ua (41): Genie, Sarah, Shan
Genie is, well, Genie, but unfortunately, Sarah got the early boot. Sarah would elevate this team higher if she made it further. And Shan's not bad, but there's just better out there.
- Tika (44): Carolyn, Sarah, Helen
The least desirable of the 3, Carolyn, makes it furthest, so that's not good. Helen is an early boot, unfortunately, and Sarah is fairly early as well. But they're both pretty.
- Tuku (47): Sue, Caroline, Tiyana
Tiyana certainly carries, but Caroline isn't bad, either. In fact, Caroline's an underrated hottie. Sue and her plastic surgery combined with her age really bring them down. I believe Sue is the oldest woman in the new era, which doesn't help.
- Baka (43): Jeanine, Morriah, Elie
No duds here, but no complete packages, either. Jeanine is cute, Morriah has some nice... calcium cannons... and Elie is pretty. But none really stand out that much.
- Gata (47): Rachel, Anika, Sierra
Nobody bad on this tribe at all, so like Baka above, nobody terrible nor great here. Rachel's fairly cute, Anika's more a butterface, and Sierra's decent but not outstanding to me.
- Soka (44): Heidi, Frannie, Claire
Heidi's not bad for her age, Frannie is cute, and Claire is pretty damn hot. This is a solid tribe.
- Luvu (41): Heather, Erika, Sydney
Heather brings them down a bit, but Sydney (hot) and Erika (cute) are both above average. Sydney helps carry.
- Siga (46): Maria, Jem, Moriah
Two above-average ladies in Jem and Mo, with Jem having nice boobs and Mo being a cute geeky girl that feels obtainable. Maria ain't bad either for her age.
- Vati (42): Jenny, Lydia, Chanelle
Jenny's not bad for a woman her age, Lydia's... interesting, but it's Chanelle who carries. Oh man, does she carry.
- Reba (45): Julie, Dee, J.Maya
How'd they get this high? Well... Julie's actually kinda MILF-y, for one. Dee is of course freaking gorgeous. And J.Maya... well I just have a thing for her. She's got a smoldering kinda look that I like.
- Ratu (44): Maddy, Jaime Lynn, Lauren
The best of the best is Ratu from 44. Maddy is a top hottie on any season if she makes it far. Jaime is one of the cutest players ever. And Lauren is the MILF of all MILFS. There is no hotter tribe... period.
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