Welcome to the Survivor New Era Beauty Awards! I have previously done a Survivor Beauty Awards, but that was all before the New Era. These awards will only factor in the women of the New Era. So consider this the 2nd Survivor Beauty Awards.
For this, I will nominate four or five women for each category and then pick a winner. Categories will include "Nicest Smile", "Best Ass", "Best Personality", and, of course, "Best Jugs". I have no prerequisites like I did last time, so potentially, all nominees for an award could be for the same season.
All right, our first award is... Best smile! Let's start off nice, shall we?
The nominees are:
Lauren Harpe, 44
Jaime Lynn Ruiz, 44
Dee Valladares, 45
Tiyana Hallums, 47
And the award goes to....
Lauren! She makes it look so effortless, and my word, she's beautiful.
Our second award is for... hottest lips! Whose lips would anyone love to kiss and make out with?
The nominees are:
Sydney Segal, 41
Noelle Lambert, 43
Dee Valladares, 45
J.Maya, 45
Sophie Segretti, 49
And the award goes to...
J.Maya! She's got a nice full pair... of lips!
Our third award is for... hottest Asian? Yes, the hottest chick of Asian descent. For this, we are going southeast Asian, so Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Filipina, Vietnamese, etc.
The nominees are:
Erika Casupanan, 41
Helen Li, 44
Rachel LaMont, 47
Mary Zheng, 48
Savannah Louie, 49
And the award goes to...
Rachel! She not only won her season, but IMO, is the hottest woman of SE Asian descent to play in the New Era.
Our fourth award is for best petite body. Who would be most fun to toss around on a bed?
The nominees are:
Claire Rafson, 44
Dee Valladares, 45
Kenzie Petty, 46
Moriah "Mo" Gaynor, 46
Savannah Louie, 49
The award goes to...
Claire! She has posted a lot of great pics on her IG that show off her killer bod.
Our fifth award is for the most beautiful eyes. Whose eyes could be stared into forever?
The nominees are:
Lauren Harpe, 44
Jaime Lynn Ruiz, 44
J.Maya, 45
Kenzie Petty, 46
Sage Ahrens-Nichols, 49
Wow, three pairs of brown eyes and two blue (Kenzie and Sage). But who will win? The award goes to...
Kenzie! I had to give it to her. Find me someone with prettier eyes than hers in the New Era. Some shots they got of her really showed them off.
Our sixth award is for the hottest blonde. For this, if it's somewhat blonde or has blonde highlights, I'll count it. The nominees:
The nominees are:
Tori Meehan, 42
Cassidy Clark, 43
Sierra Wright, 47
Eva Erickson, 48
Sophie Segretti, 49
The award goes to...
Eva! Surprising, perhaps? She's petite, she's sporty, and she's got a pretty face.
Our seventh award last time was for best ass. However, because the women on Survivor no longer typically wear bikinis and it's very hard to tell, we will not be doing that award here. So instead, we will do sexiest voice. Who do I want to listen to because their voice is so alluring? The nominees:
Dee Valladares, 45
Kellie Nalbandian, 45
Tiyana Hallums, 47
Kamilla Karthigesu, 48
Sophi Balerdi, 49
Wow, all but Kellie with noticeable (sexy) accents. The winner is....
Dee! I just couldn't resist her thick Cuban accent.
Our eighth award is for best hair. Whoever wins this had their hair stand up to the test of surviving in the wild with no hair care products. Pretty much all women have to wear their hair up, but it still can look fairly decent.
The nominees are:
Sydney Segal, 41
Cassidy Clark, 43
Lauren Harpe, 44
Kenzie Petty, 46
Tiyana Hallums, 47
A wide variety there, from blonde to red to black. The award goes to...
Lauren! Obviously, her hair is one of her most noticeable and best features. Had to give it to her.
Our ninth award is for... best personality. Who, on personality alone, during their time playing, would anyone want to date?
The nominees are:
Jaime Lynn Ruiz, 44
Lauren Harpe, 44
Frannie Marin, 44
Emily Flippen, 45
Moriah "Mo" Gaynor, 46
Wow, three from 44. All lovely ladies. But who IMO is the loveliest? The award goes to...
Jaime Lynn! She is such a sweetheart. She's the Plant Lady; she just has the purest soul. Can't hate her for one second.
Our tenth award is hottest over 30. These women were not just beautiful, but hot on their season despite being older than a lot of other females on their season. The nominees are:
Erika Casupanan, 41
Elie Scott, 43
Lauren Harpe, 44
Jem Adams, 46
Kamilla Karthigesu, 48
All were in their early 30s when they played. The hottest over 30 is...
Lauren! Not only over 30, but a mom of 2! She definitely pulled it off, and I still think about how hot she was on her season to this day.
Our eleventh award is... best boobs! You know this was going to be here, and as before, it's a doozy. The nominees are:
Sydney Segal, 41
Chanelle Howell, 42
Morriah Young, 43
Lauren Harpe, 44
Jem Adams, 46
Wow, almost all from the first four seasons of the New Era. Whose do I think are the best? The award goes to...
Lauren! Yep, again, Lauren takes it. She may not have shown them off too much on the show, but they definitely have held up well for her.
Our twelfth award is for the hottest obscure player! For this award this time, we'll go with the hottest to not make the jury phase, to keep things simple. The nominees are:
Sydney Segal, 41
Claire Rafson, 45
Jem Adams, 46
Moriah "Mo" Gaynor, 46
Tiyana Hallums, 47
Wow, definitely wish each of them had made it further on their given seasons. The award goes to...
Mo! That's right, I'm giving her her time to shine. I love nerdy book-type chicks, and Mo pulls it off so well.
Our thirteenth award is for best skin! Who has skin that withstood the elements the best and looks the smoothest? The nominees are:
Chanelle Howell, 42
Lauren Harpe, 44
Jaime Lynn Ruiz, 44
Dee Valladares, 45
Tiyana Hallums, 47
A wide variety of skin tones there, but none of them purely Caucasian. The winner is...
Chanelle! Her dark skin, even on the island, looked flawless.
Our fourteenth award is for best legs! Whose legs are perfectly sized, toned, and sexy? The nominees are:
Shan Smith, 41
Claire Rafson, 44
Venus Vafa, 46
Eva Erickson, 48
Savannah Louie, 49
You don't have to have long legs to have great legs, case in point, Savannah. However, the winner is...
Eva! She had great athletic legs, but not too athletic.
Our fifteenth award is for the hottest lady of African descent. There have been plenty of African-American women on Survivor, but only a handful have drawn my interest. The nominees are:
Shan Smith, 41
Chanelle Howell, 42
Morriah Young, 43
Lauren Harpe, 44
Claire Rafson, 44
Wow, all from the first four seasons of the New Era. And I think it's fairly obvious at this point who's going to take it, that being....
Lauren! She might be my absolute favorite of the New Era so far.
Our sixteenth award was previously the hottest religious chick, but since that isn't as prevalent on Survivor anymore, why not go the complete opposite direction and say hottest chick in the LGBTQ+ community? Who would I try to win over, even if they don't like men? A note, it has to be someone I know for sure has mentioned being LGBTQ.
Erika Casupanan, 41
Chanelle Howell, 42
Claire Rafson, 44
Kellie Nalbandian, 45
Sage Ahrens-Nichols, 49
Fairly wide variety of races there. The hottest LGBTQ chick is....
Claire! She's so spunky and has such a nice, tight body.
Our seventeenth award was previously for my favorite thick chick. But this time, I do not want to label any of the women as "thick". So instead, this award will be for the hottest of a race that's not white, SE Asian, or black. The nominees are:
J.Maya, 45
Venus Vafa, 46
Jem Adams, 46
Tiyana Hallums, 47
Kamilla Karthigesu, 48
A wide variety we have there, the only duplicate races I know of being Guyanese (Jem and Kamilla). The winner is...
J.Maya! She was criminally underrated and undershown on her season. She's so gorgeous.
Our eighteenth award was for hottest accent, but we already did voice, not knowing this was coming up. Anyway, the new award is for the hottest challenge beast. Who dominated challenges and looked great doing so?
Dee Valladares, 45
Rachel LaMont, 47
Eva Erickson, 48
Savannah Louie, 49
And the winner is...
Savannah! As of me writing this, the finale has not aired, so she still has a chance to either tie or break the record for most immunity challenges by a woman. I'm counting on her at least tying. Loved how she used her petite body to dominate like Parvati.
Our nineteenth award was previously for the hottest chick from the Pacific Northwest, but there really haven't been any women from there in the New Era. I know, crazy, right? So instead, we will go with the hottest married or taken woman. Who is in a committed relationship (that I'm aware of), but I kinda wish she wasn't? The nominees:
Elie Scott, 43
Noelle Lambert, 43
Jem Adams, 46
Rachel LaMont, 47
Savannah Louie, 49
Who will it be... the winner is...
Savannah! She mentioned her boyfriend, Brandon, a couple of times. Lucky guy.
All right, time for our TWENTIETH and final award. This award is for the most desirable chick. Basically, the chick I'd most want to date. So if I know someone is in a relationship/married, they cannot be nominated here. Also, it will help if they have some sort of a social media presence. Who is my all-time favorite? The nominees are:
Lauren Harpe, 44
Jaime Lynn Ruiz, 44
J.Maya, 45
Moriah "Mo" Gaynor, 46
Tiyana Hallums, 47
Wow, some impressive ladies there. I'm going to do this by eliminating them one by one. The first one eliminated is...
Jaime Lynn. The attractiveness is there, but I feel it moreso for the other four chicks.
The next one gone is....
Tiyana. I don't know what it is. I guess, like Jaime Lynn, she just doesn't shine as bright as the other three.
The next one gone is....
J.Maya. She's a bit too young, and she's an Ivy League grad, which is a bit intimidating.
We are down to Lauren and Mo. The mom vs. the nerdy girl. This was actually a tough call. Lauren is perhaps more outright sexy, but Mo is kind of more my type. Anyway, my choice is...
Lauren! She is the perfect woman. Raises two boys on her own, and she honestly couldn't be hotter. Complete MILF.
Lauren ended up dominating these awards, taking home six of the twenty. Nobody else won more than two. The ones that won two were J.Maya, Claire, Eva, and Savannah. Lauren was also nominated three other times, so she had a total of 9 nominations. I basically nominated her whenever she fit the category.
Anyway, that's all I have for now. I might do another one for Survivor legends or for the next era of Survivor.
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