Welcome to the first and only ever Survivor Beauty awards! If you found this post, you probably also saw the Survivor's Hottest Females by Season post I did, where I named the two best-looking women on each season of Survivor.
For this, I will nominate five women for each category and then pick a winner. Categories will include "Nicest Smile", "Best Ass", "Best personality" and of course, "Best Jugs".
My prerequisites are this:
- No two nominees for an award are allowed from the same season.
- No two nominees for an award are allowed to be the same person (i.e. Parvati from Micronesia, Parvati from Heroes vs. Villains)
- Nominees have to be one of the two hottest from their season that I selected
All right, our first award is... Best smile! Let's start off nice, shall we?
The nominees are:
Parvati, Cook Islands
Michelle, Fiji
Alexis, Micronesia
Paloma, Gabon
Brenda, Nicaragua
And the award goes to....
Brenda! She's got a smile that melts my heart.
Our second award is for... hottest lips! Whose lips would any guy love to kiss and make out with?
The nominees are:
Liliana, Fiji
Jaime, China
Brenda, Nicaragua
Natalie, Redemption Island
Morgan, Cagayan
And the award goes to...
Jaime! She's got a nice full pair... of lips!
Our third award is for... hottest Asian? Yes, hottest chick of Asian descent.
The nominees are:
Shii-Ann, Thailand
Michelle, Fiji
Peih-Gee, China
Brenda, Nicaragua
Bi, David vs. Goliath
And the award goes to...
Peih-Gee! Didn't see that one coming, did you?
Our fourth award is for best petite body. Who would be most fun to toss around on a bed?
The nominees are:
Paloma, Gabon
Natalie, Samoa
Parvati, Heroes vs. Villains
Stephanie, Redemption Island
Baylor, San Juan Del Sur
The award goes to...
Paloma! Bit of a dark horse there, but she won! Side note, she's had 3 or 4 kids and still looks PHENOMENAL.
Our fifth award is for most beautiful eyes. Whose eyes could be stared into forever?
The nominees are:
Darrah, Pearl Islands
Amber, All-Stars
Danni, Guatemala
Corinne, Gabon
Natalie, Samoa
Wow, quite the variety. We got some blue, green, hazel, and brown, I believe. The award goes to...
Corinne! She was the only one I really that I commented on their eyes. Very pretty blues ones, she has. Speak like Yoda, I guess I must.
Our sixth award is for hottest blonde. Oh boy, this is a doozy.
The nominees are:
Heidi, Amazon
Jaime, China
Natalie, Samoa
Katie, Blood vs. Water
Julia, Kaoh Rong
The award goes to...
Julia! She was equal parts cute, adorable, hot, and sexy. She's my perfect blonde IMO.
Our seventh award is for best ass. You knew I was going to mention this.
The nominees are:
Julie, Vanuatu
Brenda, Nicaragua
Alicia, One World
Morgan, Cagayan
Michele, Kaoh Rong
Quite the variety. Who wins, though?
The award goes to...
Michele! Alicia was a close second, but Michele's best feature is easily her butt.
Our eighth award is for best hair. Whoever wins this had their hair stand up to the test of surviving in the wild with no hair care products. Pretty much all women have to wear their hair up, but it still can look fairly decent.
The nominees are:
Neleh, Marquesas
Natalie, Micronesia
Natalie, Samoa
Natalie, Redemption Island
Kara, David vs. Goliath
Wow, three Natalie's nominated. Will any of them win? The award goes to...
Kara! Her hair looked good up or down (especially down), and it still looked good the day she lost the fire-making challenge, which was day 38.
Our ninth award is for... best personality. Who, on personality alone during their time playing, would anyone want to date?
The nominees are:
Amber, All-Stars
Stephenie, Palau
Michelle, Fiji
Natalie, Samoa
Jessica, Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Some awfully sweet girls there. But only one can win. The award goes to...
Natalie! Her sweet southern charm won over the Galu tribe and won her the title of Sole Survivor.
Our tenth award is hottest over 30. These women all were not just beautiful, but hot on their season despite being older than a lot of other females on their season. The nominees are:
Ami, Vanuatu
Laura, Blood vs. Water
Julie, San Juan Del Sur
Peih-Gee, Cambodia
Parvati, Winners at War
None of these women looked as old as they actually were. Who looked best for their age, though? The winner is...
Laura! She not only was a mom on her season, she was a freaking grandmother. And she looked AMAZING. The rest of the women looked great as well, but Laura was the one who looked more younger than her actual age than anyone else.
Our eleventh award is... best boobs! You know this was going to be here, and boy is it a doozy. The nominees are:
Sarah, Marquesas
Ashlee, Palau
Danielle, Panama/Exile Island
Katie, Blood vs. Water
Morgan, Cagayan
There's some awesome jugs there. Some probably have been enhanced by plastic surgery, but that's a testament to how well the surgery went. But the winner is...
Morgan! They appear to be all natural and holy cow are they massive. I think most guys would agree they are the perfect size, as any larger would be too big.
Our twelfth award is for hottest obscure player! This award is for a girl that doesn't appear hot at first glance, but she is quite the fox in the right light and getting to know her. The nominees are:
Darrah, Pearl Islands
Alexis, Micronesia
Semhar, South Pacific
Dawson, Philippines
Julia, Caramoan
Every one of these girls I didn't really notice her attractiveness until my 2nd time watching through the season. The winner is....
Julia! I barely noticed her on my first viewing, but on my second viewing, I actually developed a crush on her! What can I say, I like pale chicks.
Our thirteenth award is for best skin! Who has skin that withstood the elements the best and looks the smoothest? The nominees are:
Brenda, Nicaragua
RC, Philippines
Semhar, South Pacific
Morgan, Cagayan
Michaela, Millennials vs. Gen X
A wide variety of skin tones there. The winner is...
Brenda! I would love to know her skin care regime.
Our fourteenth award is for best legs! Whose legs are perfectly sized, toned, and sexy? The nominees are:
Stephenie, Palau
Natalie, Samoa
RC, Philippines
Katie, Blood vs. Water
Michaela, Millennials vs. Gen X
Generally a lot of long, sexy legs there. Who has the best pair? The winner is...
RC! I'd be silly not to pick her for something.
Our fifteenth award is for hottest lady of African descent. There have been plenty of African-American women on Survivor, but only a handful have drawn my interest. The nominees are:
Sundra, Cook Islands
Candace, Tocantins
Semhar, South Pacific
Michaela, Game Changers
Ali Elliott, Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Some wide variety there. Two who made it fairly far, and three who were booted early. But who will win? The winner is...
Semhar! She may have been a first boot, but she made an impression with me.
Our sixteenth award is hottest religious chick. Who did we see that was passionate about their faith, and who is the hottest of the bunch?
Jaime, China
Natalie, Samoa
Baylor, San Juan Del Sur
Andrea, Game Changers
Jessica, Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Mostly blonde chicks, interesting... The winner is...
Baylor! She didn't show her religion too much, which I appreciated. Eh, what can I say, I wanted to give Baylor some love.
Our seventeenth award is one of my favorites. It's for favorite THICCC chick. I must clarify, these chicks are NOT fat. They are thick, curvy, and sexy. There's not a single part of me that thinks ANY of them need to lose weight. The nominees are:
Ashlee, Palau
Sophie, South Pacific
Alicia, One World
Katie, Blood vs. Water
Peih-Gee, Cambodia
I really had to struggle to find some of these. The winner may surprise you. It is....
Peih-Gee! She was thicker in her second appearance than her first appearance in China, and I sure appreciated it!
Our eighteenth award is for hottest accent. Whose accent just melts my heart?
Elisabeth, Australian Outback
Darrah, Pearl Island
Jaime, China
Natalie, Samoa
Jessica, Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Basically all southern accents except for one (Elisabeth). But who has the best? The winner is...
Natalie! Her accent shown through and through her entire season and was definitely one of Natalie's most appealing attributes. Darrah was a close second.
Our nineteenth award is for hottest chick from the Pacific Northwest! Yes, I have to honor my home region. And there were enough from the beautiful PNW. The nominees are:
Lindsey, Africa
Brianna, Guatemala
Laura, Blood vs. Water
Kelley, Cambodia
Michelle, Millennials vs. Gen X
So who personifies the beautiful Pacific Northwest? The winner is...
Michelle! She isn't largely remembered, but she's such a brunette beauty.
All right, time for our TWENTIETH and final award. This award is for most desirable chick. Basically, the chick I'd most want to date. So if I know someone is in a relationship/married, they cannot be nominated here. Also, it will help if they have somewhat of a social media presence. Who is my all-time favorite? The nominees are:
Corinne, Gabon
Julia, Kaoh Rong
Andrea, Game Changers
Bi, David vs. Goliath
Victoria, Edge of Extinction
Wow, some impressive ladies there. I'm going to do this by eliminating them one by one. The first one eliminated is...
Corinne. She's older than me (by exactly 10 years), and she's too much of a party chick for my liking.
The next one gone is....
Andrea. She's dated guys that are clearly superior to me. I'd constantly feel inferior with her.
The next one gone is....
Bi. I didn't pick her as hottest of her season, but also would I be comfortable dating an MMA fighter, knowing she could kick my ass? I love you, Bi, but sorry.
We are down to Julia and Victoria. The blonde vs. the redhead. This was a tough call. Julia is cuter and she's more my type, but Victoria is so downright sexy and she's more active on social media. Anyway, my choice is...
JULIA! She's literally my dream woman. I could see myself doing anything to make her happy.
Anyway, that's all I have for now. Might update this if Survivor starts re-airing.
Sunday, December 20, 2020
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Hottest Female Survivor Contestants by Season
I am a huge fan of the TV show "Survivor" on CBS. It's my favorite reality TV show of all time. Each season 16-20 people are pitted against each other in the quest for $1 million. And with them almost always having the same number of men and women, there are bound to be a few beautiful women. This is especially true since casting directors for the show have literally sought out more attractive people. So I went season by season and picked out the hottest woman of each season, followed by who was next hottest, with some reasoning. I gave extra points if they lasted longer in the game and I had to take points off if they were voted out early.
Because I'm such a perv, I'm going to rate them. I'm already doing this post, so I can't really make it worse, can I? I'm going to rate them on a scale of 5-10. Why 5-10? Because I don't want to say any girl is a 1. If you're wondering why the same women can get different ratings (when they're on Survivor more than once), it's either because they've changed between appearances, or it could be they're wearing skimpier clothing.
Borneo: Colleen (6), Runner Up: Stacey (5)
Ok, so early on Survivor was not known for casting hot women. They hadn't realized by this point that casting beautiful women and encouraging them to wear bikinis would bring in ratings. That being said, Colleen was considered by most to be the cutie of the season, and Stacey was not bad looking, either. Jenna misses out because she's just a little too... white trash for me. I hate to say it.
Australian Outback: Amber (7), Runner Up: Elisabeth (6)
The Australian Outback season made a decent effort to cast some good-looking women. I really liked Amber and as we saw later in All-Stars, so did Rob. Elisabeth, like Colleen, was a sweetheart and a cutie pie that America loved. I never really liked Jerri that way, especially with how annoying she was at times. Actually, I think Jerri was better looking in Heroes vs. Villains.
Africa: Kim Powers (6), Runner Up: Lindsay (6)
Let me be clear: The hottest woman was Kim Powers. Not Johnson. Anyway, Kim was definitely the prettiest of the season. She ended up marrying Alex from Amazon so he saw something in her, too. When I first watched this season, I had a small crush on Lindsay. But she hasn't aged particularly well. I so wanted to go with Jessie, but I had to penalize her for getting voted out so quickly, and because her lips got so chapped and she didn't look or feel well.
Marquesas: Sarah (7), Runner Up: Neleh (6)
Cleopatra herself wins hottest of Marquesas. I remember Boston Rob was sort of into her. She'd be top ten for nicest jugs in Survivor history. But she didn't last terribly long. Neleh was very cute but I've never found her that sexy. Not the best season for hot women.
Thailand: Erin (6), Runner Up: Shii Ann (5)
Erin was easily the best looking in Thailand. She, like Sarah, had nice boobs. I surprised myself by picking Shii Ann as runner up. Hey, I'm starting to get into Asian chicks. I had to leave out Penny.
Amazon: Heidi (7), Runner Up: Jenna (7)
Was there any question? Heidi continues the streak of women with nice jugs, three seasons in a row. Jenna was a close 2nd, but she clearly got too skinny. I never really thought Shawna was that hot, despite what many male members said about her that season.
Pearl Islands: Darrah (8), Runner Up: Christa (5)
Darrah is the first girl in my rewatch of Survivor that I've legit ogled over. She is such a babe. And the fact she got far and stayed attractive makes this a very easy decision. I guess Christa was next hottest, but she was a bit tall and had an odd voice.
All Stars: Amber (8), Runner Up: Jenna Morasca (7)
Hey, I can pick girls multiple times if I want, and good for them if I do. Amber is the first girl I rated as hottest to win twice, so good for her. Jenna again is runner up, and it hurt her chances that she left early.
Vanuatu: Ami (7), Runner Up: Julie (7)
I surprised myself here again. Yes, I know Ami is gay, but that doesn't make her any less attractive. Did you know she posed in Playboy? It was years before Survivor, but wow. And she kept her figure throughout her run on Vanuatu. Julie was considered by most as the beauty queen of the season, but I never really liked her face, only her body. Eliza misses out because like Jenna, she got too skinny.
Palau: Ashlee (8), Runner Up: Stephenie (7)
Yes, I know Ashlee got voted out early, but my god have you seen her? She and Morgan McCleod (See below) are tied for nicest boobs in Survivor history. I could literally masturbate to Ashlee and get myself off to her. Anyway, Steph is the runner up, not just for her good looks but her determination and unwillingness to give up.
Guatemala: Danni (7), Runner Up: Brianna (8)
Honestly, if Brianna made it about as far as Danni, I'd pick her. But Danni won the game, so that gives her extra points. She also is a huge sports fan, and she looked really good in the Guatemalan jungle despite not having makeup. She got a little too skinny like Jenna and Heidi but not terribly. Brianna, meanwhile, will always be one of my favorites as she's from Washington State and has one of the best smiles.
Panama/Exile Island: Danielle (9), Runner Up: Sally (6)
No contest here. I remember having a big crush on D when I first watched this season. Her accent isn't the sexiest, but her jugs are. I wish I had a nickel that I saw a shot of Danielle that I liked. As for the runner up, there wasn't much competition. Misty got voted out too early and developed some skin condition which made her skin have red spots. But Sally was a competitive sweetheart with a great smile (and also the only other attractive female to make the merge).
Cook Islands: Parvati (8), Runner Up: Sundra (7)
Parvati has always been a favorite of mine; she has one of the best smiles in Survivor history (not to mention a killer, petite body). She's nowhere near the curviest Survivor but still has a really sexy body. Sundra is a surprise pick for sure; I was expecting myself to pick Candice or maybe Becky. But Sundra is an actress, and you can't really be an actress if you're not good-looking. She showed off some nice cleavage and she's definitely got a pretty face made for TV.
Fiji: Liliana (10), Runner Up: Michelle (6)
I'll just say this: Liliana is the hottest Latina to play Survivor. She's so freaking adorable and it's such a shame her tribe voted her out and blindsided her. I don't typically have early vote-offs as my favorite of the season, but I just couldn't resist with Liliana Gomez. Michelle to me is one of the cutest Survivor players in history, with an adorable smile and a personality to match. Too many other good-looking women got voted out early (Erica, Jessica).
China: Jamie (10), Runner Up: Peih-Gee (9)
Jamie is in my all time top ten for sure. She's amazing. She was a little devious in looking through James' things for the idol(s) and throwing a challenge. I still love her, though. She ended up marrying Eric from her season, and he's a lucky guy. Peih-Gee is the runner up, and it's for three reasons: 1) She made it really far, 2) I've grown to like Asian women, and 3) I've never been attracted to Amanda or Courtney. Courtney's too skinny and Amanda... her face isn't ugly by any means but I'm just not attracted to her. So Peih-Gee takes the runner up spot.
Micronesia/Fans vs. Favorites: Alexis (8), Runner Up: Natalie (7)
I still like Parvati, but I wanted to shed light on the two female favorites Alexis and Natalie. I found myself ogling over them more than Parvati because I had already seen Parvati play Survivor. I never really found Alexis to be that attractive when I first watched this season, but boy I realized she is gorgeous. She may have one of the best smiles on Survivor. Natalie has a cute smile herself but also a great body that looks to be made to... *ahem* screw. She was a little older than the other girls but her devious side that actually got revealed towards the end was actually a bit of a turn on.
Gabon: Paloma (10), Runner Up: Corinne (8)
This was a tough call for me. I debated putting Paloma as the hottest because she was the 3rd voted out, so we didn't get to see too much of her. But that's just how hot and adorable she was. She was like this hot little Latina midget that has an adorable voice and great smile. Meanwhile, my runner up was tough to choose... I almost went with Sugar or Kelly, but I surprised even myself and chose Corinne. She may be a bit evil (which showed at the reality show), but it didn't show much with her edit, and she had three things going for her: Her amazing blue eyes, her nice rack, and the fact I think she looks better without makeup.
Tocantins: Erinn (7), Runner Up: Candace (7)
Boy, Gabon sure was not a season for hot women. The two hottest women on the season were the first two boots (Candace and Carolina). While Carolina had a nice body, she was the first boot and I didn't think she was that pretty. I didn't notice Candace on my first watch but I sure did this time. She was a former beauty queen, after all. Erinn made it to final three and looked hot at times. Definitely had a fit body. I thought about putting Sierra on here, but I just wasn't attracted to her that much. However, special shout out to Debbie for being what I consider the first MILF in Survivor history.
Samoa: Natalie (9), Runner Up: Kelly (8)
We go from a season with very few hot chicks to one with a ton! Besides the two above, we also had Marisa, Ashley, and Monica. Heck, even Laura and Liz weren't bad to look at. I picked Natalie, not just because she won, but because of the two outfits she would wear, both of which drove me crazy: The yellow dress and the bikini. She also looked good out there without makeup. Then there's Kelly, who didn't get a ton of confessionals or screen time, but boy she's pretty. I honestly would probably pick Ashley over Kelly, but Ashley was too early of a vote-out for me. Ashley reminded me of a cross between Scarlett Johansson and Kat Edorsson (see below). And it's too bad that Natalie has disappeared since her Survivor win; she's such a sweetheart and a lot of people were upset she beat Russell Hantz.
Heroes vs. Villains: Danielle (8), Runner Up: Parvati (8)
I had no choice but to pick a returning player, and Danielle is my choice again. She's well-endowed in the chest region (probably thanks to plastic surgery), but her body and ass is what really got me. Same goes for Parvati. Those two working together were definitely a highlight of the season. I never really found any of the female Heroes attractive, except Steph and Amanda (a little). Besides, the female villains made it further. Danielle and Parvati both have tramp stamps, which shows how they perhaps like to get around.
Nicaragua: Brenda Lowe (9), Runner Up: Kelly Bruno (7)
Survivor Nicaragua is one of the most forgettable seasons, sandwiched between Heroes vs. Villains and Redemption Island. Brenda Lowe, the one player who returned to play again from this season, was easily the highlight, although she was definitely gone too soon. From her beautiful smile to her amazing body, she lit up the screen anytime she was on it. Now, I originally was going to go with Kelly Shinn (Purple Kelly) as my runner up, but she not only quit, she got a horrible edit (no screentime). She got such a bad edit that anyone who gets a similar edit in future seasons was known for getting a "Purple Edit", named after Kelly. So, I went with Kelly Bruno, who, despite her disability in missing a leg, had a great body and a great smile, and she seemed like a great person all-around, unlike the girl she fought with over an idol clue. And, after discovering what both look like today, Kelly Bruno has actually aged better than Purple Kelly despite being older.
Redemption Island: Stephanie Valencia (10), Runner Up: Natalie Tenerelli (9)
Stephanie may be kind of mean and may have aligned with Russell Hantz, and she got eliminated fairly early, but she, to me, was the hottest of the season. She's got such a pretty face and tight body. I had quite the crush on her the first time I watched Redemption Island, and it came flaring back the second time I watched it too. Natalie, meanwhile, is also very pretty and only 19 years old at the time of this season. She made it all the way to the end, as well. But I had the hots for Stephanie way more than Natalie. There were a few others I considered, namely Andrea and Krista, but they just didn't do it for me.
South Pacific: Semhar Tedasse (8), Runner Up: Sophie Clarke (6)
South Pacific is not known for its beautiful women. The only woman really talked about being a hottie, Mikayla, I don't find attractive. So I end up picking the two bookends of the season. Yes, Semhar was the first one voted out and fully eliminated from the game, but she's hot. She's got an amazing rack and her poem at her dual at Redemption Island was a bit of a turn on. She just has me wishing she made it a lot further on the show so we could have seen more of her. Meanwhile, Sophie ends up winning, and while she's not someone I ever ogled over, she did show some cleavage from time to time, and she has really pretty eyes. I considered Elyse and Whitney, but Elyse was gone too soon and I just didn't think much of Whitney.
One World: Alicia Rosa (9), Runner Up: Kat Edorsson (8)
I hate to say it, but easily my two biggest crushes of this season were Alicia and Kat. Yes, I liked the bitch and the dumb blonde. Alicia was not a very good person, and she generally sucked at challenges, and I hated how she teamed up with Colton for a bit, but I enjoyed all the shots of her cleavage and her caboose. I mean, almost every episode I caught myself ogling her body. Kat, meanwhile, has a nice body as well, although not as curvy. She just seems like the kind of girl that would sleep with Barney Stinson based on some lie he made up from his playbook. But she's still smokin' hot.
Philippines: Sarah Dawson (8), Runner Up: RC Saint Amour (8)
Philippines has a lot of decent but not outstanding looking women. Besides the two above, there's also Katie, Angie, and Abi-Maria. Yes, even Abi-Maria. I don't know what it is, but Dawson just has a really pretty face and smile. Sure, she's a bit crazy for being so into Jeff Probst and kissing him, but it's a good kind of crazy. She's also got a pretty nice, fit body. Speaking of nice bodies, RC might have to go down as having the best female body in Survivor history. I didn't have her as my favorite because I just don't find her face that attractive... although she is certainly not unattractive. But some shots of her in her bikini were enough to make any straight guy stare at.
Caramoan: Brenda Lowe (9), Runner Up: Julia Landauer (8)
I just had to pick Brenda again, who is adorable as heck. Her cheerleading during her tribe's challenge where they carried sand bags in the water was cute as could be. And she will never not look good in a swimsuit. Meanwhile, the fans tribe had some pretty girls, but Hope and Ally got picked off way early. Julia ended up being the young female fan to last the longest, and despite Cochran basically calling her plainer than vanilla, I really liked her. She's got such pretty eyes, a great body, and she is a race car driver! How cool is that? I considered Andrea and Corinne, but I just have never felt that attracted to Andrea, and Corinne wasn't as hot as her first season. By the way, Julia's looks still hold up well today. She also seems like a sweetheart.
Blood vs. Water: Katie Collins (10), Runner Up: Laura Morett (8)
Man, Tina sure knows how to make them! For me at least, Katie is perfect. She's easy going, great body, and adorable. And her rack is definitely one of the best in Survivor history. She is, after all, the daughter of Survivor royalty. She did lose a toenail (yikes), but that's not a huge turn off for me. Now the runner up may surprise you, seeing as she is an actual grandmother, but holy cow Laura was hot this season. It helped she dressed younger than she actually is. But her coming back into the game from Redemption Island was awesome, and she just has a body even younger guys like myself could drool over. She is not just a certified MILF, she's a certified GILF. And she's the only woman on here 40 years old or older.
Cagayan: Morgan McLeod (10), Runner Up: Jefra Bland (8)
Holy hell, Morgan has the best rack in Survivor history. Imagine if Boston Rob and her were on a tribe together. My favorite outfit of Morgan's was her two piece, with the top not even having shoulder straps. She even has a great ass and figure. Jefra, meanwhile, is a former beauty queen so it's no surprise to see her here. She has a killer bod as well. And it should come as no surprise that my two picks both came from the "Beauty" tribe. Alexis was the next hottest (the last female beauty), but if I had to pick someone to be the hottest non-beauty, I'd actually go with Tasha. She's not too bad looking, and she has a great rack as well.
San Juan Del Sur: Baylor Wilson (9), Runner Up: Julie McGee (8)
The youngest contestant of SJDS was Baylor, and boy was she a treat. Being a former cheerleader, she had an incredible figure, including an ass that never quit. I found myself ogling Baylor almost every time she was on screen. Meanwhile, there were a few possibilities for runner up including Kelley Wentworth and Jaclyn. But the one I went with was Julie, AKA John Rocker's girlfriend. Julie was only 34 on the show and had a killer body, being a former model (and actress). I just never found Jaclyn that hot, and Wentworth was voted out too early for me.
Worlds Apart: Jenn Brown (9), Hali Ford (7)
Unfortunately Worlds Apart didn't have too many hot chicks. The hottest chick on the blue collar tribe was Lindsey (IMO) and she was an early boot. She also had a few too many tattoos for my liking. The white collar's hottest chick was So, but she was the first boot. That left me to choose two women from the No Collar Tribe. Jenn is undeniably hot and has a sexy body she showed off every episode. Halli to me wasn't quite as hot but she still had a great body and ass. Shirin wasn't horrible looking--I wouldn't kick her out of bed (although she's a bit annoying). And Sierra is one of those chicks that I think is beautiful but I'm not attracted to.
Cambodia (Second Chance): Kelley Wentworth (8), Peih-Gee Law (8)
Cambodia had a lot of potential with the vote America had, but they left out Natalie Tenerelli and Stephanie Valencia. At least we got Wentworth and Peih-Gee, as well as Ciera and even Abi-Maria. Wentworth definitely shined with her gameplay, and she looked hot while doing it. Wentworth's boobs looked pretty nice, even when squished up in her bikini top. Meanwhile, I've always had a soft spot for Peih-Gee since her appearance in China, but she unfortunately got voted out early. I still enjoyed her body from her cleavage to her thick ass. Shoutout to Tasha for her nice bod, but I just couldn't put her on here.
Kaoh Rong: Julia Sokolowski (10), Michele Fitzgerald (9)
This season has definitely got to be up there as one of the best for most attractive women. Besides the two above, there was the other female beauty, Anna, as well as Liz and Alecia. Even Aubry and Jennifer weren't bad looking! But as for Julia, wow. She's like my perfect woman. Short, blonde, gorgeous blue eyes, great smile, great body. She was the youngest that season and for me, the hottest. Michele was also a deserved beauty. She has such pretty eyes, and her best feature below the neck is definitely her ass, which (IMO) could rival anyone else's in Survivor history. Kaoh Rong was definitely one of the best seasons for hot women.
Millennials vs. Gen X: Michelle Schubert (9), Jessica "Figgy" Figueroa (8)
Despite having an entire tribe of people my age, I was only attracted to two of them (and none really on the Gen X tribe). I had a huge crush on Michelle the first time I watched MvGx. I still enjoyed seeing her this time. Figgy wasn't bad to look at, but I honestly didn't see what made Taylor risk his game for her. She's pretty, but I really only chose her because there was no one else. Michaela actually would perhaps be next closest, but she was too athletic and tall for my liking. Hannah wasn't bad to look at, but the island didn't do her any favors. The best looking Gen X woman would either be Rachel or Jessica, but not worth it over Figgy. With Michelle and Figgy not making it far, this was not a good season for good looking women.
Game Changers: Andrea Boehlke (9), Michaela Bradshaw (7)
Returning seasons never really have the best looking women, because generally they don't make for interesting enough characters to bring back, with few exceptions (Parvati, Michele). This season was basically like that, but two women stood out. I've come very close to including Andrea in her previous two seasons, but I didn't. She stood out here for some reason. I don't know if it was lack of competition or she was wearing better swimsuits; could be both. And Michaela... well she showed a nice ass and she is actually really pretty. She's a little too tall and athletic for me, but I still found myself ogling over her more than girls like Sierra and Hali. And we can't forget Ciera, who probably would've been #1 this season, but she was the first boot, unfortunately.
Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers: Ali Elliott (8), Jessica Johnston (7)
HHH was not a great season for newbie hotties, but they at least had a couple bright spots. She didn't stand out too my on my first watch of this season, but Ali stood out the second time, mainly thanks to her amazing ass. She also is half-black and has just the perfect skin tone. Meanwhile, Jessica kinda stood out to me as well, although there wasn't much other competition. I did like the fact that she said she was still a virgin. Neither Ali or Jessica made it far enough for the jury, unfortunately. The only one I considered who did make it kind of far was Ashley, but there were too many times where I just didn't find her attractive.
Ghost Island: Libby Vincek (8), Chelsea Townsend (8)
Again, not a great season for newbie hotties, but I think they were saving them for the next season (see below). I did notice Libby, who doesn't have too many great assets, but she does have a nice petite figure and a great smile. Chelsea is along the same lines, with a great figure. She was a former cheerleader, after all. The only other I sort of considered was actually Stephanie, who had some nice jugs, but she was voted out early, and her age sort of showed.
David vs. Goliath: Kara Kay (9), Bi Nguyen (9)
I am giving DvG the hottest season ever award, because there are so many good-looking female players. Besides the two above, there's Jessica, Angelina, Natalia, and Gabby. I really wanted to choose Jessica, but she was such an early boot that I couldn't. I couldn't pick Gabby because she just cries way too much. And Angelina has some unattractive moments and she never shows off her legs thanks to those gray leggings. Kara has such a gorgeous smile and such a great figure (she was a cheerleader after all). And Bi, while she was gone early, has a killer petite body and any guy would be lucky to have her.
Edge of Extinction: Victoria Baamonde (10), Lauren O'Connell (8)
Victoria is one of the hottest players ever, if not the hottest. Her red hair, freckles, not to mention her killer pale fit body. Her glasses just made her even cuter. Meanwhile, most guys will ogle over Lauren. I'll admit, the first time I watched EoE I wasn't really, but the second time I was. I think it was because I realized how little competition there is after these two. Julia is pretty cute and Wendy has a nice body, but that's about it.
Island of the Idols: Molly Byman (7), Chelsea Walker (6)
This was not a great season for good-looking women. The only two somewhat good-looking women went in the first four votes. Molly was really cute, but she was second out. Chelsea was next best, I guess, but she went two votes later. There really was no one else I considered. Not Noura, not Missy, not Elizabeth, and not Karishma. They all had a negative quality (either physical or personality-wise) that was just too much for me to overlook.
Winners at War: Michele Fitzgerald (9), Runner Up: Parvati Shallow (8)
For the third time, Parvati makes my list. But she is runner up to Michele, who most would consider easily the hottest on the season. It's not hard when most of the women are older. Michele lit up the screen every time she was on it. She's incredibly photogenic and doesn't seem to ever take a bad photo. Parvati, meanwhile, makes it as a mom. She beats out Sophie and Sarah, who aren't bad looking, but just... aren't Parvati.
41: Sydney Segal (8), Erika Casupanan (6)
Again, not a great season for hot women. At least both Sydney and Erika made the merge, with the latter winning it all. Sydney I didn't really notice until her boot episode, largely because her tribe kept winning challenges and not getting screen time. But when Sydney did the block stacking challenge with her feet and the positions she had to put herself in... yowza. Erika is definitely a chick I would date; she's got a nice petite figure and like I've said before, I like women of Asian descent.
42: Chanelle Howell (9), Tori Meehan (8)
Chanelle is one of the hottest players we've had in recent memory, and certainly one of the hottest women of color the show has ever had. She's the perfect combination of fit and curvy. She's also got great "do me" eyes. She definitely looked great on the jury, and she even looks hot when she's upset. Tori's got a great face and a great butt, but is lacking in the chest area. But Tori also gave some of the best jury reactions and eye rolls that I'll remember for a while.
43: Noelle Lambert (8), Elie Scott (7)
I have included both female amputees on here. That doesn't bother me. The more I watched Noelle, the more I was awed by her. She's a beautiful woman inside and out. And she's in incredible shape. Elie caught my eye as well, as she's got a beautiful face. If she had lasted longer, perhaps she claims the top spot. Oh well.
44: Lauren Harpe (10), Claire Rafson (9)
I was certainly influenced by both of these women's Instagram accounts, but holy cow. First off, Lauren is an absolute MILF. She's the hottest MILF the show has ever had. Perfect skin tone, great mommy milkers, and a perfect figure. Claire, meanwhile, I did not think of her much pre-season, but after discovering her on IG, I realized what a babe she is. It's such a shame she was a pre-merge boot.
45: Dee Valladares (8), Kelly Nalbandian (7)
Not a particularly great season for hot chicks IMO, but fortunately the hottest one--won. Dee has a great smile and a great petite body. Kelly has such pretty eyes and a nice body--too bad she's gay. But there were some others I considered, like J.Maya and heck, even Katurah and Hannah. But Kelly and Dee looked the best out there, easily.
46: Jem Hussain Adams (8), Moriah Gaynor (8)
It's really unfortunate these ladies were both pre-jury boots on the Siga tribe, because they were both the prettiest on the season. Jem has such a great body and let's face it, a great rack. Moriah has such a pretty smile and a surprisingly hot body herself. I was extremely torn, but I barely give the edge to Jem over Moriah.
47: Tiyana Hallums (8), Rachel LaMont (6)
Oof. Not the best season for hot chicks, but eh, what can you do? Tiyana was the prettiest of the season for me easily. It's crazy how in some angles how much she looks like Dee from 45. She also had a really nice body. Rachel finishes as the runner up, almost by default. Some angles she looked pretty hot, like when she bent over. There's really not much else. Sure, there's Sierra, but I just am not attracted to her. I think my next closest would actually be Anika, as she has a nice body, but she was voted out too soon. Also shoutout to Caroline for being so positive and almost making it with her personality and looks.
48: Eva Erickson (7), Kamilla Karthigesu (7)
It's a close race between Eva and Kamilla for me, but they are the clear two standouts, who both made the finale, which helped. Eva is extremely cute and definitely doesn't need makeup. Kamilla just has that exotic look that I know a lot of guys, myself included, really like. The next closest this season would be hard to say. Kind of a distant third would be either Bianca or Mary.
49: Savannah Louie (8), Sophie Segretti (7)
It's always great when my hottest of the season ends up winning. First off, Savannah cleans up well. Secondly, she had such a nice petite body that she showcased out there. Her butt in those leopard print bottoms was... just wow. Sophie ends up being the runner-up for me. She was very pretty and her looks held up well out there.
Because I'm such a perv, I'm going to rate them. I'm already doing this post, so I can't really make it worse, can I? I'm going to rate them on a scale of 5-10. Why 5-10? Because I don't want to say any girl is a 1. If you're wondering why the same women can get different ratings (when they're on Survivor more than once), it's either because they've changed between appearances, or it could be they're wearing skimpier clothing.
Borneo: Colleen (6), Runner Up: Stacey (5)
Ok, so early on Survivor was not known for casting hot women. They hadn't realized by this point that casting beautiful women and encouraging them to wear bikinis would bring in ratings. That being said, Colleen was considered by most to be the cutie of the season, and Stacey was not bad looking, either. Jenna misses out because she's just a little too... white trash for me. I hate to say it.
Australian Outback: Amber (7), Runner Up: Elisabeth (6)
The Australian Outback season made a decent effort to cast some good-looking women. I really liked Amber and as we saw later in All-Stars, so did Rob. Elisabeth, like Colleen, was a sweetheart and a cutie pie that America loved. I never really liked Jerri that way, especially with how annoying she was at times. Actually, I think Jerri was better looking in Heroes vs. Villains.
Africa: Kim Powers (6), Runner Up: Lindsay (6)
Let me be clear: The hottest woman was Kim Powers. Not Johnson. Anyway, Kim was definitely the prettiest of the season. She ended up marrying Alex from Amazon so he saw something in her, too. When I first watched this season, I had a small crush on Lindsay. But she hasn't aged particularly well. I so wanted to go with Jessie, but I had to penalize her for getting voted out so quickly, and because her lips got so chapped and she didn't look or feel well.
Marquesas: Sarah (7), Runner Up: Neleh (6)
Cleopatra herself wins hottest of Marquesas. I remember Boston Rob was sort of into her. She'd be top ten for nicest jugs in Survivor history. But she didn't last terribly long. Neleh was very cute but I've never found her that sexy. Not the best season for hot women.
Thailand: Erin (6), Runner Up: Shii Ann (5)
Erin was easily the best looking in Thailand. She, like Sarah, had nice boobs. I surprised myself by picking Shii Ann as runner up. Hey, I'm starting to get into Asian chicks. I had to leave out Penny.
Amazon: Heidi (7), Runner Up: Jenna (7)
Was there any question? Heidi continues the streak of women with nice jugs, three seasons in a row. Jenna was a close 2nd, but she clearly got too skinny. I never really thought Shawna was that hot, despite what many male members said about her that season.
Pearl Islands: Darrah (8), Runner Up: Christa (5)
Darrah is the first girl in my rewatch of Survivor that I've legit ogled over. She is such a babe. And the fact she got far and stayed attractive makes this a very easy decision. I guess Christa was next hottest, but she was a bit tall and had an odd voice.
All Stars: Amber (8), Runner Up: Jenna Morasca (7)
Hey, I can pick girls multiple times if I want, and good for them if I do. Amber is the first girl I rated as hottest to win twice, so good for her. Jenna again is runner up, and it hurt her chances that she left early.
Vanuatu: Ami (7), Runner Up: Julie (7)
I surprised myself here again. Yes, I know Ami is gay, but that doesn't make her any less attractive. Did you know she posed in Playboy? It was years before Survivor, but wow. And she kept her figure throughout her run on Vanuatu. Julie was considered by most as the beauty queen of the season, but I never really liked her face, only her body. Eliza misses out because like Jenna, she got too skinny.
Palau: Ashlee (8), Runner Up: Stephenie (7)
Yes, I know Ashlee got voted out early, but my god have you seen her? She and Morgan McCleod (See below) are tied for nicest boobs in Survivor history. I could literally masturbate to Ashlee and get myself off to her. Anyway, Steph is the runner up, not just for her good looks but her determination and unwillingness to give up.
Guatemala: Danni (7), Runner Up: Brianna (8)
Honestly, if Brianna made it about as far as Danni, I'd pick her. But Danni won the game, so that gives her extra points. She also is a huge sports fan, and she looked really good in the Guatemalan jungle despite not having makeup. She got a little too skinny like Jenna and Heidi but not terribly. Brianna, meanwhile, will always be one of my favorites as she's from Washington State and has one of the best smiles.
Panama/Exile Island: Danielle (9), Runner Up: Sally (6)
No contest here. I remember having a big crush on D when I first watched this season. Her accent isn't the sexiest, but her jugs are. I wish I had a nickel that I saw a shot of Danielle that I liked. As for the runner up, there wasn't much competition. Misty got voted out too early and developed some skin condition which made her skin have red spots. But Sally was a competitive sweetheart with a great smile (and also the only other attractive female to make the merge).
Cook Islands: Parvati (8), Runner Up: Sundra (7)
Parvati has always been a favorite of mine; she has one of the best smiles in Survivor history (not to mention a killer, petite body). She's nowhere near the curviest Survivor but still has a really sexy body. Sundra is a surprise pick for sure; I was expecting myself to pick Candice or maybe Becky. But Sundra is an actress, and you can't really be an actress if you're not good-looking. She showed off some nice cleavage and she's definitely got a pretty face made for TV.
Fiji: Liliana (10), Runner Up: Michelle (6)
I'll just say this: Liliana is the hottest Latina to play Survivor. She's so freaking adorable and it's such a shame her tribe voted her out and blindsided her. I don't typically have early vote-offs as my favorite of the season, but I just couldn't resist with Liliana Gomez. Michelle to me is one of the cutest Survivor players in history, with an adorable smile and a personality to match. Too many other good-looking women got voted out early (Erica, Jessica).
China: Jamie (10), Runner Up: Peih-Gee (9)
Jamie is in my all time top ten for sure. She's amazing. She was a little devious in looking through James' things for the idol(s) and throwing a challenge. I still love her, though. She ended up marrying Eric from her season, and he's a lucky guy. Peih-Gee is the runner up, and it's for three reasons: 1) She made it really far, 2) I've grown to like Asian women, and 3) I've never been attracted to Amanda or Courtney. Courtney's too skinny and Amanda... her face isn't ugly by any means but I'm just not attracted to her. So Peih-Gee takes the runner up spot.
Micronesia/Fans vs. Favorites: Alexis (8), Runner Up: Natalie (7)
I still like Parvati, but I wanted to shed light on the two female favorites Alexis and Natalie. I found myself ogling over them more than Parvati because I had already seen Parvati play Survivor. I never really found Alexis to be that attractive when I first watched this season, but boy I realized she is gorgeous. She may have one of the best smiles on Survivor. Natalie has a cute smile herself but also a great body that looks to be made to... *ahem* screw. She was a little older than the other girls but her devious side that actually got revealed towards the end was actually a bit of a turn on.
Gabon: Paloma (10), Runner Up: Corinne (8)
This was a tough call for me. I debated putting Paloma as the hottest because she was the 3rd voted out, so we didn't get to see too much of her. But that's just how hot and adorable she was. She was like this hot little Latina midget that has an adorable voice and great smile. Meanwhile, my runner up was tough to choose... I almost went with Sugar or Kelly, but I surprised even myself and chose Corinne. She may be a bit evil (which showed at the reality show), but it didn't show much with her edit, and she had three things going for her: Her amazing blue eyes, her nice rack, and the fact I think she looks better without makeup.
Tocantins: Erinn (7), Runner Up: Candace (7)
Boy, Gabon sure was not a season for hot women. The two hottest women on the season were the first two boots (Candace and Carolina). While Carolina had a nice body, she was the first boot and I didn't think she was that pretty. I didn't notice Candace on my first watch but I sure did this time. She was a former beauty queen, after all. Erinn made it to final three and looked hot at times. Definitely had a fit body. I thought about putting Sierra on here, but I just wasn't attracted to her that much. However, special shout out to Debbie for being what I consider the first MILF in Survivor history.
Samoa: Natalie (9), Runner Up: Kelly (8)
We go from a season with very few hot chicks to one with a ton! Besides the two above, we also had Marisa, Ashley, and Monica. Heck, even Laura and Liz weren't bad to look at. I picked Natalie, not just because she won, but because of the two outfits she would wear, both of which drove me crazy: The yellow dress and the bikini. She also looked good out there without makeup. Then there's Kelly, who didn't get a ton of confessionals or screen time, but boy she's pretty. I honestly would probably pick Ashley over Kelly, but Ashley was too early of a vote-out for me. Ashley reminded me of a cross between Scarlett Johansson and Kat Edorsson (see below). And it's too bad that Natalie has disappeared since her Survivor win; she's such a sweetheart and a lot of people were upset she beat Russell Hantz.
Heroes vs. Villains: Danielle (8), Runner Up: Parvati (8)
I had no choice but to pick a returning player, and Danielle is my choice again. She's well-endowed in the chest region (probably thanks to plastic surgery), but her body and ass is what really got me. Same goes for Parvati. Those two working together were definitely a highlight of the season. I never really found any of the female Heroes attractive, except Steph and Amanda (a little). Besides, the female villains made it further. Danielle and Parvati both have tramp stamps, which shows how they perhaps like to get around.
Nicaragua: Brenda Lowe (9), Runner Up: Kelly Bruno (7)
Survivor Nicaragua is one of the most forgettable seasons, sandwiched between Heroes vs. Villains and Redemption Island. Brenda Lowe, the one player who returned to play again from this season, was easily the highlight, although she was definitely gone too soon. From her beautiful smile to her amazing body, she lit up the screen anytime she was on it. Now, I originally was going to go with Kelly Shinn (Purple Kelly) as my runner up, but she not only quit, she got a horrible edit (no screentime). She got such a bad edit that anyone who gets a similar edit in future seasons was known for getting a "Purple Edit", named after Kelly. So, I went with Kelly Bruno, who, despite her disability in missing a leg, had a great body and a great smile, and she seemed like a great person all-around, unlike the girl she fought with over an idol clue. And, after discovering what both look like today, Kelly Bruno has actually aged better than Purple Kelly despite being older.
Redemption Island: Stephanie Valencia (10), Runner Up: Natalie Tenerelli (9)
Stephanie may be kind of mean and may have aligned with Russell Hantz, and she got eliminated fairly early, but she, to me, was the hottest of the season. She's got such a pretty face and tight body. I had quite the crush on her the first time I watched Redemption Island, and it came flaring back the second time I watched it too. Natalie, meanwhile, is also very pretty and only 19 years old at the time of this season. She made it all the way to the end, as well. But I had the hots for Stephanie way more than Natalie. There were a few others I considered, namely Andrea and Krista, but they just didn't do it for me.
South Pacific: Semhar Tedasse (8), Runner Up: Sophie Clarke (6)
South Pacific is not known for its beautiful women. The only woman really talked about being a hottie, Mikayla, I don't find attractive. So I end up picking the two bookends of the season. Yes, Semhar was the first one voted out and fully eliminated from the game, but she's hot. She's got an amazing rack and her poem at her dual at Redemption Island was a bit of a turn on. She just has me wishing she made it a lot further on the show so we could have seen more of her. Meanwhile, Sophie ends up winning, and while she's not someone I ever ogled over, she did show some cleavage from time to time, and she has really pretty eyes. I considered Elyse and Whitney, but Elyse was gone too soon and I just didn't think much of Whitney.
One World: Alicia Rosa (9), Runner Up: Kat Edorsson (8)
I hate to say it, but easily my two biggest crushes of this season were Alicia and Kat. Yes, I liked the bitch and the dumb blonde. Alicia was not a very good person, and she generally sucked at challenges, and I hated how she teamed up with Colton for a bit, but I enjoyed all the shots of her cleavage and her caboose. I mean, almost every episode I caught myself ogling her body. Kat, meanwhile, has a nice body as well, although not as curvy. She just seems like the kind of girl that would sleep with Barney Stinson based on some lie he made up from his playbook. But she's still smokin' hot.
Philippines: Sarah Dawson (8), Runner Up: RC Saint Amour (8)
Philippines has a lot of decent but not outstanding looking women. Besides the two above, there's also Katie, Angie, and Abi-Maria. Yes, even Abi-Maria. I don't know what it is, but Dawson just has a really pretty face and smile. Sure, she's a bit crazy for being so into Jeff Probst and kissing him, but it's a good kind of crazy. She's also got a pretty nice, fit body. Speaking of nice bodies, RC might have to go down as having the best female body in Survivor history. I didn't have her as my favorite because I just don't find her face that attractive... although she is certainly not unattractive. But some shots of her in her bikini were enough to make any straight guy stare at.
Caramoan: Brenda Lowe (9), Runner Up: Julia Landauer (8)
I just had to pick Brenda again, who is adorable as heck. Her cheerleading during her tribe's challenge where they carried sand bags in the water was cute as could be. And she will never not look good in a swimsuit. Meanwhile, the fans tribe had some pretty girls, but Hope and Ally got picked off way early. Julia ended up being the young female fan to last the longest, and despite Cochran basically calling her plainer than vanilla, I really liked her. She's got such pretty eyes, a great body, and she is a race car driver! How cool is that? I considered Andrea and Corinne, but I just have never felt that attracted to Andrea, and Corinne wasn't as hot as her first season. By the way, Julia's looks still hold up well today. She also seems like a sweetheart.
Blood vs. Water: Katie Collins (10), Runner Up: Laura Morett (8)
Man, Tina sure knows how to make them! For me at least, Katie is perfect. She's easy going, great body, and adorable. And her rack is definitely one of the best in Survivor history. She is, after all, the daughter of Survivor royalty. She did lose a toenail (yikes), but that's not a huge turn off for me. Now the runner up may surprise you, seeing as she is an actual grandmother, but holy cow Laura was hot this season. It helped she dressed younger than she actually is. But her coming back into the game from Redemption Island was awesome, and she just has a body even younger guys like myself could drool over. She is not just a certified MILF, she's a certified GILF. And she's the only woman on here 40 years old or older.
Cagayan: Morgan McLeod (10), Runner Up: Jefra Bland (8)
Holy hell, Morgan has the best rack in Survivor history. Imagine if Boston Rob and her were on a tribe together. My favorite outfit of Morgan's was her two piece, with the top not even having shoulder straps. She even has a great ass and figure. Jefra, meanwhile, is a former beauty queen so it's no surprise to see her here. She has a killer bod as well. And it should come as no surprise that my two picks both came from the "Beauty" tribe. Alexis was the next hottest (the last female beauty), but if I had to pick someone to be the hottest non-beauty, I'd actually go with Tasha. She's not too bad looking, and she has a great rack as well.
San Juan Del Sur: Baylor Wilson (9), Runner Up: Julie McGee (8)
The youngest contestant of SJDS was Baylor, and boy was she a treat. Being a former cheerleader, she had an incredible figure, including an ass that never quit. I found myself ogling Baylor almost every time she was on screen. Meanwhile, there were a few possibilities for runner up including Kelley Wentworth and Jaclyn. But the one I went with was Julie, AKA John Rocker's girlfriend. Julie was only 34 on the show and had a killer body, being a former model (and actress). I just never found Jaclyn that hot, and Wentworth was voted out too early for me.
Worlds Apart: Jenn Brown (9), Hali Ford (7)
Unfortunately Worlds Apart didn't have too many hot chicks. The hottest chick on the blue collar tribe was Lindsey (IMO) and she was an early boot. She also had a few too many tattoos for my liking. The white collar's hottest chick was So, but she was the first boot. That left me to choose two women from the No Collar Tribe. Jenn is undeniably hot and has a sexy body she showed off every episode. Halli to me wasn't quite as hot but she still had a great body and ass. Shirin wasn't horrible looking--I wouldn't kick her out of bed (although she's a bit annoying). And Sierra is one of those chicks that I think is beautiful but I'm not attracted to.
Cambodia (Second Chance): Kelley Wentworth (8), Peih-Gee Law (8)
Cambodia had a lot of potential with the vote America had, but they left out Natalie Tenerelli and Stephanie Valencia. At least we got Wentworth and Peih-Gee, as well as Ciera and even Abi-Maria. Wentworth definitely shined with her gameplay, and she looked hot while doing it. Wentworth's boobs looked pretty nice, even when squished up in her bikini top. Meanwhile, I've always had a soft spot for Peih-Gee since her appearance in China, but she unfortunately got voted out early. I still enjoyed her body from her cleavage to her thick ass. Shoutout to Tasha for her nice bod, but I just couldn't put her on here.
Kaoh Rong: Julia Sokolowski (10), Michele Fitzgerald (9)
This season has definitely got to be up there as one of the best for most attractive women. Besides the two above, there was the other female beauty, Anna, as well as Liz and Alecia. Even Aubry and Jennifer weren't bad looking! But as for Julia, wow. She's like my perfect woman. Short, blonde, gorgeous blue eyes, great smile, great body. She was the youngest that season and for me, the hottest. Michele was also a deserved beauty. She has such pretty eyes, and her best feature below the neck is definitely her ass, which (IMO) could rival anyone else's in Survivor history. Kaoh Rong was definitely one of the best seasons for hot women.
Millennials vs. Gen X: Michelle Schubert (9), Jessica "Figgy" Figueroa (8)
Despite having an entire tribe of people my age, I was only attracted to two of them (and none really on the Gen X tribe). I had a huge crush on Michelle the first time I watched MvGx. I still enjoyed seeing her this time. Figgy wasn't bad to look at, but I honestly didn't see what made Taylor risk his game for her. She's pretty, but I really only chose her because there was no one else. Michaela actually would perhaps be next closest, but she was too athletic and tall for my liking. Hannah wasn't bad to look at, but the island didn't do her any favors. The best looking Gen X woman would either be Rachel or Jessica, but not worth it over Figgy. With Michelle and Figgy not making it far, this was not a good season for good looking women.
Game Changers: Andrea Boehlke (9), Michaela Bradshaw (7)
Returning seasons never really have the best looking women, because generally they don't make for interesting enough characters to bring back, with few exceptions (Parvati, Michele). This season was basically like that, but two women stood out. I've come very close to including Andrea in her previous two seasons, but I didn't. She stood out here for some reason. I don't know if it was lack of competition or she was wearing better swimsuits; could be both. And Michaela... well she showed a nice ass and she is actually really pretty. She's a little too tall and athletic for me, but I still found myself ogling over her more than girls like Sierra and Hali. And we can't forget Ciera, who probably would've been #1 this season, but she was the first boot, unfortunately.
Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers: Ali Elliott (8), Jessica Johnston (7)
HHH was not a great season for newbie hotties, but they at least had a couple bright spots. She didn't stand out too my on my first watch of this season, but Ali stood out the second time, mainly thanks to her amazing ass. She also is half-black and has just the perfect skin tone. Meanwhile, Jessica kinda stood out to me as well, although there wasn't much other competition. I did like the fact that she said she was still a virgin. Neither Ali or Jessica made it far enough for the jury, unfortunately. The only one I considered who did make it kind of far was Ashley, but there were too many times where I just didn't find her attractive.
Ghost Island: Libby Vincek (8), Chelsea Townsend (8)
Again, not a great season for newbie hotties, but I think they were saving them for the next season (see below). I did notice Libby, who doesn't have too many great assets, but she does have a nice petite figure and a great smile. Chelsea is along the same lines, with a great figure. She was a former cheerleader, after all. The only other I sort of considered was actually Stephanie, who had some nice jugs, but she was voted out early, and her age sort of showed.
David vs. Goliath: Kara Kay (9), Bi Nguyen (9)
I am giving DvG the hottest season ever award, because there are so many good-looking female players. Besides the two above, there's Jessica, Angelina, Natalia, and Gabby. I really wanted to choose Jessica, but she was such an early boot that I couldn't. I couldn't pick Gabby because she just cries way too much. And Angelina has some unattractive moments and she never shows off her legs thanks to those gray leggings. Kara has such a gorgeous smile and such a great figure (she was a cheerleader after all). And Bi, while she was gone early, has a killer petite body and any guy would be lucky to have her.
Edge of Extinction: Victoria Baamonde (10), Lauren O'Connell (8)
Victoria is one of the hottest players ever, if not the hottest. Her red hair, freckles, not to mention her killer pale fit body. Her glasses just made her even cuter. Meanwhile, most guys will ogle over Lauren. I'll admit, the first time I watched EoE I wasn't really, but the second time I was. I think it was because I realized how little competition there is after these two. Julia is pretty cute and Wendy has a nice body, but that's about it.
Island of the Idols: Molly Byman (7), Chelsea Walker (6)
This was not a great season for good-looking women. The only two somewhat good-looking women went in the first four votes. Molly was really cute, but she was second out. Chelsea was next best, I guess, but she went two votes later. There really was no one else I considered. Not Noura, not Missy, not Elizabeth, and not Karishma. They all had a negative quality (either physical or personality-wise) that was just too much for me to overlook.
Winners at War: Michele Fitzgerald (9), Runner Up: Parvati Shallow (8)
For the third time, Parvati makes my list. But she is runner up to Michele, who most would consider easily the hottest on the season. It's not hard when most of the women are older. Michele lit up the screen every time she was on it. She's incredibly photogenic and doesn't seem to ever take a bad photo. Parvati, meanwhile, makes it as a mom. She beats out Sophie and Sarah, who aren't bad looking, but just... aren't Parvati.
41: Sydney Segal (8), Erika Casupanan (6)
Again, not a great season for hot women. At least both Sydney and Erika made the merge, with the latter winning it all. Sydney I didn't really notice until her boot episode, largely because her tribe kept winning challenges and not getting screen time. But when Sydney did the block stacking challenge with her feet and the positions she had to put herself in... yowza. Erika is definitely a chick I would date; she's got a nice petite figure and like I've said before, I like women of Asian descent.
42: Chanelle Howell (9), Tori Meehan (8)
Chanelle is one of the hottest players we've had in recent memory, and certainly one of the hottest women of color the show has ever had. She's the perfect combination of fit and curvy. She's also got great "do me" eyes. She definitely looked great on the jury, and she even looks hot when she's upset. Tori's got a great face and a great butt, but is lacking in the chest area. But Tori also gave some of the best jury reactions and eye rolls that I'll remember for a while.
43: Noelle Lambert (8), Elie Scott (7)
I have included both female amputees on here. That doesn't bother me. The more I watched Noelle, the more I was awed by her. She's a beautiful woman inside and out. And she's in incredible shape. Elie caught my eye as well, as she's got a beautiful face. If she had lasted longer, perhaps she claims the top spot. Oh well.
44: Lauren Harpe (10), Claire Rafson (9)
I was certainly influenced by both of these women's Instagram accounts, but holy cow. First off, Lauren is an absolute MILF. She's the hottest MILF the show has ever had. Perfect skin tone, great mommy milkers, and a perfect figure. Claire, meanwhile, I did not think of her much pre-season, but after discovering her on IG, I realized what a babe she is. It's such a shame she was a pre-merge boot.
45: Dee Valladares (8), Kelly Nalbandian (7)
Not a particularly great season for hot chicks IMO, but fortunately the hottest one--won. Dee has a great smile and a great petite body. Kelly has such pretty eyes and a nice body--too bad she's gay. But there were some others I considered, like J.Maya and heck, even Katurah and Hannah. But Kelly and Dee looked the best out there, easily.
46: Jem Hussain Adams (8), Moriah Gaynor (8)
It's really unfortunate these ladies were both pre-jury boots on the Siga tribe, because they were both the prettiest on the season. Jem has such a great body and let's face it, a great rack. Moriah has such a pretty smile and a surprisingly hot body herself. I was extremely torn, but I barely give the edge to Jem over Moriah.
47: Tiyana Hallums (8), Rachel LaMont (6)
Oof. Not the best season for hot chicks, but eh, what can you do? Tiyana was the prettiest of the season for me easily. It's crazy how in some angles how much she looks like Dee from 45. She also had a really nice body. Rachel finishes as the runner up, almost by default. Some angles she looked pretty hot, like when she bent over. There's really not much else. Sure, there's Sierra, but I just am not attracted to her. I think my next closest would actually be Anika, as she has a nice body, but she was voted out too soon. Also shoutout to Caroline for being so positive and almost making it with her personality and looks.
48: Eva Erickson (7), Kamilla Karthigesu (7)
It's a close race between Eva and Kamilla for me, but they are the clear two standouts, who both made the finale, which helped. Eva is extremely cute and definitely doesn't need makeup. Kamilla just has that exotic look that I know a lot of guys, myself included, really like. The next closest this season would be hard to say. Kind of a distant third would be either Bianca or Mary.
49: Savannah Louie (8), Sophie Segretti (7)
It's always great when my hottest of the season ends up winning. First off, Savannah cleans up well. Secondly, she had such a nice petite body that she showcased out there. Her butt in those leopard print bottoms was... just wow. Sophie ends up being the runner-up for me. She was very pretty and her looks held up well out there.
Friday, July 17, 2020
Another situation
As I posted earlier, I had a living situation involving a former roommate of mine. My girlfriend and I are now living on our own, just the two of us. But I now have a new situation to deal with, one I hope gets resolved sort of soon. It's been giving me a decent amount of stress and anxiety the last few months.
With COVID-19, I have been out of work. My employer put me "on standby". It's like a suspension, but not because of anything I did. This started in the middle of March, so it has been 4 months since then.
I applied for unemployment not long after being put "on standby" to be able to afford rent, food, and other bills. My employer suggested I do this, and without it, I would not have been able to afford rent for this long.
At first, I was grateful for the extra time as we had just moved. It gave me ample time to unpack, set things up, and decorate our new place.
But after finishing unpacking and decorating, I am left with very little to do. This isn't really a problem for me per se, but I have come to realize something. I don't really want to return to my old job. I'm not going to get into the specifics, but I just would really like to move on to something else, if possible.
I have thought during these 4 months that it would be a good opportunity to leave my current employer. I would be able to tell them that I couldn't wait anymore. However, finding a new job has been a bit of a problem.
I don't want to go back to retail, although I have greatly considered it. My preferred choice would be working for Amazon in a warehouse. However, they haven't had hardly any full time openings this entire four months. Surprising, right? I've seen some part time, but that's not worth leaving my current job.
I did see a full time position for Amazon back in April. I even set up a virtual appointment. But I backed out, and I did that for three reasons. One, it was at the Everett warehouse which is actually further away from me than the Kirkland one. Two, they were very early hours that I didn't like a ton. And three, I was thinking something a little better would turn up. Wrong. But hindsight is 20/20.
I have talked to my parents about this and my girlfriend. It hasn't helped much. I just want a job that makes enough that I can do despite my anxiety. I have looked almost every day during this pandemic. I have spent hours and hours thinking and considering different options, and I am no closer now to a new job than I was months ago.
It doesn't help that the pandemic isn't going away. It doesn't help that the infected numbers keep going up. I honestly hate not having something to do, but I am too anxious and introverted to pursue a new job, especially since I have a safety net in my current "job".
A part of me wonders if my current job will still be available when the pandemic ends. Perhaps my company won't be able to afford me anymore. I don't exactly have a job that is absolutely mandatory for them. I believe my position was vacant for around 6 months before they hired me. And with this pandemic, who knows how that will affect our company. I haven't heard from them in months.
I'm just going to take things day by day. With my anxiety, it's not really worth going after a new job unless it's near perfect for me (which is RARE). If I get contacted by my old job saying they can no longer afford me, I will apply for multiple jobs that same day (including retail). I will do whatever it takes to get a job that makes just as much.
If I get contacted by my old job and they want me back, I will go back to them. It will be very weird, and I feel with all this time off I will have forgotten a lot of things. Hopefully they would give me plenty of time to get reacquainted and familiar with things. Until then, thanks for listening/reading. I'll update if there are any developments.
Update, September 2020: Well, I got a new job! I now work with a mortgage broker (which I never would have expected), but it's a job I can definitely handle. I think I found perhaps the best fit for me given my anxiety and lack of education. It's the first job I've had that (so far) I haven't had to deal with any panic attacks. It's also a typical Mon-Fri job, so I get weekends and holidays off, yay! And the best part, IMO, is that I am making more than I did at ASSIC or Safeway. Yep. I mean, it's all I could really hope for.
With COVID-19, I have been out of work. My employer put me "on standby". It's like a suspension, but not because of anything I did. This started in the middle of March, so it has been 4 months since then.
I applied for unemployment not long after being put "on standby" to be able to afford rent, food, and other bills. My employer suggested I do this, and without it, I would not have been able to afford rent for this long.
At first, I was grateful for the extra time as we had just moved. It gave me ample time to unpack, set things up, and decorate our new place.
But after finishing unpacking and decorating, I am left with very little to do. This isn't really a problem for me per se, but I have come to realize something. I don't really want to return to my old job. I'm not going to get into the specifics, but I just would really like to move on to something else, if possible.
I have thought during these 4 months that it would be a good opportunity to leave my current employer. I would be able to tell them that I couldn't wait anymore. However, finding a new job has been a bit of a problem.
I don't want to go back to retail, although I have greatly considered it. My preferred choice would be working for Amazon in a warehouse. However, they haven't had hardly any full time openings this entire four months. Surprising, right? I've seen some part time, but that's not worth leaving my current job.
I did see a full time position for Amazon back in April. I even set up a virtual appointment. But I backed out, and I did that for three reasons. One, it was at the Everett warehouse which is actually further away from me than the Kirkland one. Two, they were very early hours that I didn't like a ton. And three, I was thinking something a little better would turn up. Wrong. But hindsight is 20/20.
I have talked to my parents about this and my girlfriend. It hasn't helped much. I just want a job that makes enough that I can do despite my anxiety. I have looked almost every day during this pandemic. I have spent hours and hours thinking and considering different options, and I am no closer now to a new job than I was months ago.
It doesn't help that the pandemic isn't going away. It doesn't help that the infected numbers keep going up. I honestly hate not having something to do, but I am too anxious and introverted to pursue a new job, especially since I have a safety net in my current "job".
A part of me wonders if my current job will still be available when the pandemic ends. Perhaps my company won't be able to afford me anymore. I don't exactly have a job that is absolutely mandatory for them. I believe my position was vacant for around 6 months before they hired me. And with this pandemic, who knows how that will affect our company. I haven't heard from them in months.
I'm just going to take things day by day. With my anxiety, it's not really worth going after a new job unless it's near perfect for me (which is RARE). If I get contacted by my old job saying they can no longer afford me, I will apply for multiple jobs that same day (including retail). I will do whatever it takes to get a job that makes just as much.
If I get contacted by my old job and they want me back, I will go back to them. It will be very weird, and I feel with all this time off I will have forgotten a lot of things. Hopefully they would give me plenty of time to get reacquainted and familiar with things. Until then, thanks for listening/reading. I'll update if there are any developments.
Update, September 2020: Well, I got a new job! I now work with a mortgage broker (which I never would have expected), but it's a job I can definitely handle. I think I found perhaps the best fit for me given my anxiety and lack of education. It's the first job I've had that (so far) I haven't had to deal with any panic attacks. It's also a typical Mon-Fri job, so I get weekends and holidays off, yay! And the best part, IMO, is that I am making more than I did at ASSIC or Safeway. Yep. I mean, it's all I could really hope for.
Sunday, June 28, 2020
Top 10 Actresses I'd Like to See Do Nude/Sex Scenes
Hollywood is filled with beautiful actresses of all ages. Some have chosen to do nude/sex scenes while others have not. Some just haven't had the opportunity yet. I am going to pick 10 actresses who I would most like to see do a gratuitous nude or sex scene. Basically, a sex scene that shows her boobs, or a full frontal nude scene. None of these actresses has done a scene like that. Hopefully in 5-10 years from now a few of these actresses will have done one. Of course, all of these actresses are 18 or older right now, but most are around 30 or younger. These are in order of preference, with the most desirable to see a nude/sex scene from at the end:
10. Emma Watson
Hermione Granger herself would be at the top of the list for a lot of dudes, but for me, it's not quite that simple. Knowing Emma, she probably will never do a nude scene. I don't know for sure, but I'd bet money she's turned down a role because of nudity involved. Or she's denied a director's request to do a nude scene in a movie she was in. However, I had to include her because she would definitely be an actress I would want to see a nude scene from. But I would still respect her as an actress if she chose to never do one.
9. Karen Gillan
I discovered her recently through the Avengers/Guardians and Jumanji movie series, and Karen Gillan is quite the stone cold fox. She's tall, but I love how pale and perfect her skin is. She's done a "nude" scene where we sort of see her ass, but that's it. I know a lot of guys would love to see more.
8. Lily Collins
The daughter of Phil Collins, Lily has done quite a few movies but never shown anything revealing. She's absolutely gorgeous, and I feel like she should be used more as a leading actress. The Lily she often gets mistaken for, Lily James, has done a nude/sex scene, but not Lily Collins. Would love to see her do one as well.
7. Sammi Hanratty
She's not an extremely well-known actress, but Sammi has had a lot of TV and film roles. She's a petite blonde and doesn't have the largest chest, but that's ok. Tons of actresses that have gotten topless/nude haven't had the largest cup size. She was on Shameless, so there were certainly opportunities for her to do a nude scene, but nothing ever materialized.
6. Daisy Ridley
Technically, Daisy has done a role where she was topless. However, her character was dead and in a morgue, so it was not a scene of any sexual nature. With Star Wars having completed, Daisy could do a sex scene or two. Although, no Star Wars leading lady has ever done a gratuitous nude scene. Unless you count Emilia Clarke as a leading lady in "Solo".
5. Anya Taylor-Joy
She is right on the border of becoming a household name. She's had some fairly decent-sized roles, but nothing to really define her career yet. I would love to see her bare all in any type of role because she certainly has the body for it.
4. Joey King
It's weird to think someone named "Joey" is beautiful, but despite her name, she is very feminine and beautiful. She's grown all the right curves, too. Like many other actresses on this list, she's done a scene showing her ass, but it was not a love scene nor sexual in any way. She's pretty young still, so there is plenty of time to do a nude/sex scene if she chose to do so. And I will say, I think she is much better looking than her older sister, Hunter.
3. Katelyn Nacon
Most known as Enid on The Walking Dead, Katelyn Nacon is a very beautiful actress who deserves some starring roles. It will be interesting to see where her career takes her after The Walking Dead. At the very least, I hope she doesn't completely stop acting. I want to see her continue acting. But her doing a nude/sex scene would just be... awesome.
2. Emma Kenney
Most known for playing Debbie Gallagher on Shameless, she unfortunately suffers from the "saw her as a young girl so it would be weird to see her nude" syndrome. If you watch a girl grow up before your eyes on TV, it's weird to see her get naked on screen (at least in that same role), which is why Emma has not done (and probably will not do) a nude scene on Shameless. The same reason made it weird to see Maisie Williams' butt and sideboob on Game of Thrones and why they never gave Sophie Turner a nude scene. But Emma will more than likely continue acting after Shameless, so hopefully she will do something.
1. Hayley Atwell
Most known as Peggy Carter in the Captain America and Avengers films, Hayley Atwell may have some of the best boobs of any actress. They are phenomenal. And she has come oh so close to appearing nude, showing parts of her boobs, her ass, but nothing too revealing. She is still young enough to do a nude scene, but it would have to be fairly soon. It may never happen, but boy if it did... I can't even put it into words.
10. Emma Watson
Hermione Granger herself would be at the top of the list for a lot of dudes, but for me, it's not quite that simple. Knowing Emma, she probably will never do a nude scene. I don't know for sure, but I'd bet money she's turned down a role because of nudity involved. Or she's denied a director's request to do a nude scene in a movie she was in. However, I had to include her because she would definitely be an actress I would want to see a nude scene from. But I would still respect her as an actress if she chose to never do one.
9. Karen Gillan
I discovered her recently through the Avengers/Guardians and Jumanji movie series, and Karen Gillan is quite the stone cold fox. She's tall, but I love how pale and perfect her skin is. She's done a "nude" scene where we sort of see her ass, but that's it. I know a lot of guys would love to see more.
8. Lily Collins
The daughter of Phil Collins, Lily has done quite a few movies but never shown anything revealing. She's absolutely gorgeous, and I feel like she should be used more as a leading actress. The Lily she often gets mistaken for, Lily James, has done a nude/sex scene, but not Lily Collins. Would love to see her do one as well.
7. Sammi Hanratty
She's not an extremely well-known actress, but Sammi has had a lot of TV and film roles. She's a petite blonde and doesn't have the largest chest, but that's ok. Tons of actresses that have gotten topless/nude haven't had the largest cup size. She was on Shameless, so there were certainly opportunities for her to do a nude scene, but nothing ever materialized.
6. Daisy Ridley
Technically, Daisy has done a role where she was topless. However, her character was dead and in a morgue, so it was not a scene of any sexual nature. With Star Wars having completed, Daisy could do a sex scene or two. Although, no Star Wars leading lady has ever done a gratuitous nude scene. Unless you count Emilia Clarke as a leading lady in "Solo".
5. Anya Taylor-Joy
She is right on the border of becoming a household name. She's had some fairly decent-sized roles, but nothing to really define her career yet. I would love to see her bare all in any type of role because she certainly has the body for it.
4. Joey King
It's weird to think someone named "Joey" is beautiful, but despite her name, she is very feminine and beautiful. She's grown all the right curves, too. Like many other actresses on this list, she's done a scene showing her ass, but it was not a love scene nor sexual in any way. She's pretty young still, so there is plenty of time to do a nude/sex scene if she chose to do so. And I will say, I think she is much better looking than her older sister, Hunter.
3. Katelyn Nacon
Most known as Enid on The Walking Dead, Katelyn Nacon is a very beautiful actress who deserves some starring roles. It will be interesting to see where her career takes her after The Walking Dead. At the very least, I hope she doesn't completely stop acting. I want to see her continue acting. But her doing a nude/sex scene would just be... awesome.
2. Emma Kenney
Most known for playing Debbie Gallagher on Shameless, she unfortunately suffers from the "saw her as a young girl so it would be weird to see her nude" syndrome. If you watch a girl grow up before your eyes on TV, it's weird to see her get naked on screen (at least in that same role), which is why Emma has not done (and probably will not do) a nude scene on Shameless. The same reason made it weird to see Maisie Williams' butt and sideboob on Game of Thrones and why they never gave Sophie Turner a nude scene. But Emma will more than likely continue acting after Shameless, so hopefully she will do something.
1. Hayley Atwell
Most known as Peggy Carter in the Captain America and Avengers films, Hayley Atwell may have some of the best boobs of any actress. They are phenomenal. And she has come oh so close to appearing nude, showing parts of her boobs, her ass, but nothing too revealing. She is still young enough to do a nude scene, but it would have to be fairly soon. It may never happen, but boy if it did... I can't even put it into words.
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
My Situation
I don't think anyone close to me reads this blog, so I feel free to talk about it here. I just need to get this off my chest, and it's good to write it out and basically think "out loud" by typing it out.
Amanda and I have been living with a roommate for almost three years now. He's one of our best friends. We took him in to our one bedroom apartment at Bridlewood in March of 2017. He basically lived in our dining room at that time. We took him in because he had been kicked out of his childhood home, and then after that lived in a cramped room with a bad tenant who kept increasing rent on him that he could not afford. It was not a good situation for him, and as his friend, we took him in.
We then made the decision to get a two bedroom apartment with him so that he was not so cramped. We moved to our current place of residence, Hunter's Run (Now called "Scout Apartments") in September of 2017, just six months later. The rent is fairly steep, coming to between 6 to 7 hundred dollars for each of us.
This roommate and friend of mine has not been able to pay me his full rent share, outside of when he gets money back on his taxes. This leaves me to pay for more than I should have to, because the rent comes out of my checking account. He has insisted he will pay me back some day, but when I see him buy unnecessary things or not cut back on his energy use, I question that. I have even taken money off this tab he owes me for when he's cleaned the apartment or gotten me something outside of birthdays and Christmas. I even took money off his tab when I won almost $2,000 in the Monopoly Safeway game, even though I didn't have to. For some reason, he's stopped doing things like cleaning the apartment.
Supporting him has caused my savings to take quite a hit. After our one year lease was up in September 2018, I already wanted to move again. But we didn't, because Amanda did not want to move in back-to-back years. I begged and pleaded with her, but ultimately I relented, and we signed on for another year.
That year passes, it's now September 2019, and my savings have taken an even bigger hit. I lost my job in April, which was a huge cause of it. I again tell Amanda I don't want to live there another year. But because I had yet to find a job at the time of our lease renewal, we were unable to move. She was willing to move then, but a new tenant probably wouldn't have taken us on with me unemployed. Interestingly, our lease renewal we received at this time was only for eight months, until April of 2020. We believe that is because of the massive renovations happening at our apartment complex; they will probably not let us live in our current apartment past April 2020 because it needs to be remodeled.
I have firmly convinced Amanda that we need to move in 2020. I mean, we'll have to, since our lease management will need to have people remodel our apartment. My girlfriend has already looked at a potential new complex for us to move to; a one bedroom that we could afford, although barely. We actually toured there back in August, and we liked what we saw. It's just unfortunate that I was unable to find a job in time for us to move back then.
This roommate and friend of ours will have to find a new place to live, and it won't be with us. I cannot support him for another 8 months, let alone a year or more. I won't say how much he owes me here, but it's enough to make us both hate it. He did get a girlfriend a few months ago, so hopefully for him they can either live together, or she or us can help him find a new place. He does not drive, so he would have to find a place within walking distance of his work, which greatly restricts his housing possibilities. So besides covering part of his rent each month, we have also given him rides to various places and even fed him at times. We have provided him food countless amounts of times.
If I could go back in time, I don't think I would've taken him in, not even to our cramped apartment at Bridlewood. He has cost me so much in my savings, that savings I worked years and years in retail for. I was going to use that savings for mine and Amanda's future: a wedding, traveling, perhaps kids. But because we chose to take him in, that has set Amanda and me back several years, and it will take even more to recover from. Amanda and I are both already in our thirties, and I feel like we'll be near our forties before we're able to do those things.
I honestly wish nothing but the best for this roommate and friend of ours. I'm going to have to tell him sometime soon that we won't be able to continue to live with him, and I'm worried to how he's going to take it. He should be grateful for everything we've done for him. I hope he doesn't beg and plead to continue to live with us, because that's unfair to us. Even in a one bedroom apartment which we could afford with him, it's not fair to us or him to have to go through that again. We will help him find a place (if need be) and help him move (Getting a moving van, loading it and unloading it). And once we have each found new places to live, I will not give up on getting my money he owes me. Even if it's only $20-$50 a month he can give me, at least it would be something.
I just wish I had never gotten myself into this mess. I will admit living with this friend of mine has caused a few fights and tested our friendship, but I really hope we remain friends after this, especially since he owes me so much money. It would be quite petty of him to not want to be friends anymore after this. I just liked it more when we were friends that didn't live together and hung out one or two times a week. Living together can make any two friends fight on occasion, which is never good for a friendship. But the more time went on, the more the little things bothered me because I would just remember each time how much money he owes me.
My original plan was to tell him mid-January. I talked with my girlfriend about it and she convinced me to wait until late February/early March. That way, it'll be after both of our birthdays, and if he decides to hold a grudge, then at least it won't ruin our birthdays and we won't have to deal with it for too long.
If he takes it really really badly, I won't help him move. I won't help him find a new place. What we've done for him, mainly, what I've done for him, is something that VERY FEW people would do. I've let him use my savings as a way of having a roof over his head for three years, and he's not even related to me. His own parents can't help him.
So I've theorized that he can react one of three ways. From best to worst:
1) He says he saw it coming, and he thinks he has something worked out with his girlfriend. Or he says that he understands, but still might need help finding a place
2) He asks a few of the questions above to try to get us to change our minds, but ultimately understands.
3) He gives us the silent treatment or is angry for the rest of his stay with us.
The next time I update this, it will probably be after I have told him. I will share how it went here. I'm very nervous to tell him. He's not mean or spiteful, but he does have this whole "World is out to get me" outlook on life that I know will only contribute to how he feels about the world.
Well, I just told him, and he took it better than I thought. It left Amanda and I with a guilty feeling in our guts, even though we've done a lot for him. He was closest to reaction #1 up there, which is good I guess. He said he's used to it, basically. He didn't really ask many questions, mostly just let us do the talking while he processed it.
I even told him he could put off paying me back for a few months, until he gets settled and everything. I don't want him to worry about that at all while he's moving or getting used to paying rent wherever he goes. Hopefully he can find a place (probably with our help) that he can afford, at least for the most part.
Another update, 2022:
Well, almost three years have passed since these events, and I have a few updates. Amanda and I did find a place in Bothell we could afford. I was at an entry-level job at the time of this post (and when we were looking at new places) that paid just a bit more than minimum wage, but it was a job. The COVID-19 pandemic forced my employer to put me what they called "on standby", which means I was technically still employed, but I was not working nor getting paid. We found a place while I was on standby, and it gave me time to move and unpack and set up at our new place.
I was on standby for five months, and it was towards the end of this five months that I decided I might as well look for a new job. I wasn't particularly happy at that job, and it certainly wasn't paying enough. In August of 2020, I found the job I am currently at, and boy did I luck into it. The role I am in now is damn near perfect for me, it challenges me just enough, and it certainly pays more (and enough). I've only had three jobs in my life, and it's easily the best job I've ever had.
Because of this new job and getting a place that was within my previous job's budget, I am able to build up my savings. Amanda is still at her same job, and unfortunately for her, her commute is kind of rough. It's 45 minutes to an hour through rush hour traffic.
As for my roommate, he did move in with his girlfriend and lived with her for almost two years. And then, a month or two ago, he moved to a small place in Seattle. It's likely one of the only places he could afford. He has complained to us about the noise and his horrible housemates, but there's not a whole lot Amanda and I can do for him.
I've been lenient with him regarding the money he owes; not pressuring him for it really at any point. I received a few stimulus checks during the pandemic, and I credited him half each time. Those largely have made up what money has been taken out of what he owes me. He sends me money through Venmo once every few months, and it's not a lot. I know he got a job at Michaels, but it's unlikely they pay much more than minimum wage to a brand new employee.
And back to Amanda and I, well our first lease we signed was a 16 month lease, so that expires this June. I have heard a lot of people's rent going up, and I'm worried ours will, too. I can handle it financially, but I want to build up my savings so we can ultimately buy a place. Our plan is to re-sign with our lease one more time, and then after that lease is up, buy a place of our own. I work in the mortgage finance industry now, so I would be able to procure our mortgage. They say it's best to buy as soon as you can, but I'm going to work hard to build up my savings.
My next worry is that our friend and former roommate will want to move in to our new place, because we will likely get a two bedroom condo or townhouse. On one hand, I could charge him a small amount of rent (part of which could go towards what he owes me) and get some extra income. On the other hand, it means living with him again, and dealing with him dirtying the place and the wear and tear from him living there. I haven't said this before about him, but he puts a SHIT TON of stuff up on the walls, leaving dozens and dozens of tiny holes in the wall behind. He also isn't particularly clean. Not something I want to deal with in my first ever home I own.
We will likely tell him that we want to start a family and that the second bedroom is for our potential future child, if he asks. If he was a very clean roommate who never got in my way and never made noise or did anything I didn't like and was willing to move out at the drop of a hat, I would want him to live with us and help pay some of that rent back. But that's not the case.
But that's down the line. I may update someday when I have further updates, but for now, that's basically it. Also, I was able to build my savings up enough that I was able to buy a new car, so there's that. 🙂
Amanda and I have been living with a roommate for almost three years now. He's one of our best friends. We took him in to our one bedroom apartment at Bridlewood in March of 2017. He basically lived in our dining room at that time. We took him in because he had been kicked out of his childhood home, and then after that lived in a cramped room with a bad tenant who kept increasing rent on him that he could not afford. It was not a good situation for him, and as his friend, we took him in.
We then made the decision to get a two bedroom apartment with him so that he was not so cramped. We moved to our current place of residence, Hunter's Run (Now called "Scout Apartments") in September of 2017, just six months later. The rent is fairly steep, coming to between 6 to 7 hundred dollars for each of us.
This roommate and friend of mine has not been able to pay me his full rent share, outside of when he gets money back on his taxes. This leaves me to pay for more than I should have to, because the rent comes out of my checking account. He has insisted he will pay me back some day, but when I see him buy unnecessary things or not cut back on his energy use, I question that. I have even taken money off this tab he owes me for when he's cleaned the apartment or gotten me something outside of birthdays and Christmas. I even took money off his tab when I won almost $2,000 in the Monopoly Safeway game, even though I didn't have to. For some reason, he's stopped doing things like cleaning the apartment.
Supporting him has caused my savings to take quite a hit. After our one year lease was up in September 2018, I already wanted to move again. But we didn't, because Amanda did not want to move in back-to-back years. I begged and pleaded with her, but ultimately I relented, and we signed on for another year.
That year passes, it's now September 2019, and my savings have taken an even bigger hit. I lost my job in April, which was a huge cause of it. I again tell Amanda I don't want to live there another year. But because I had yet to find a job at the time of our lease renewal, we were unable to move. She was willing to move then, but a new tenant probably wouldn't have taken us on with me unemployed. Interestingly, our lease renewal we received at this time was only for eight months, until April of 2020. We believe that is because of the massive renovations happening at our apartment complex; they will probably not let us live in our current apartment past April 2020 because it needs to be remodeled.
I have firmly convinced Amanda that we need to move in 2020. I mean, we'll have to, since our lease management will need to have people remodel our apartment. My girlfriend has already looked at a potential new complex for us to move to; a one bedroom that we could afford, although barely. We actually toured there back in August, and we liked what we saw. It's just unfortunate that I was unable to find a job in time for us to move back then.
This roommate and friend of ours will have to find a new place to live, and it won't be with us. I cannot support him for another 8 months, let alone a year or more. I won't say how much he owes me here, but it's enough to make us both hate it. He did get a girlfriend a few months ago, so hopefully for him they can either live together, or she or us can help him find a new place. He does not drive, so he would have to find a place within walking distance of his work, which greatly restricts his housing possibilities. So besides covering part of his rent each month, we have also given him rides to various places and even fed him at times. We have provided him food countless amounts of times.
If I could go back in time, I don't think I would've taken him in, not even to our cramped apartment at Bridlewood. He has cost me so much in my savings, that savings I worked years and years in retail for. I was going to use that savings for mine and Amanda's future: a wedding, traveling, perhaps kids. But because we chose to take him in, that has set Amanda and me back several years, and it will take even more to recover from. Amanda and I are both already in our thirties, and I feel like we'll be near our forties before we're able to do those things.
I honestly wish nothing but the best for this roommate and friend of ours. I'm going to have to tell him sometime soon that we won't be able to continue to live with him, and I'm worried to how he's going to take it. He should be grateful for everything we've done for him. I hope he doesn't beg and plead to continue to live with us, because that's unfair to us. Even in a one bedroom apartment which we could afford with him, it's not fair to us or him to have to go through that again. We will help him find a place (if need be) and help him move (Getting a moving van, loading it and unloading it). And once we have each found new places to live, I will not give up on getting my money he owes me. Even if it's only $20-$50 a month he can give me, at least it would be something.
I just wish I had never gotten myself into this mess. I will admit living with this friend of mine has caused a few fights and tested our friendship, but I really hope we remain friends after this, especially since he owes me so much money. It would be quite petty of him to not want to be friends anymore after this. I just liked it more when we were friends that didn't live together and hung out one or two times a week. Living together can make any two friends fight on occasion, which is never good for a friendship. But the more time went on, the more the little things bothered me because I would just remember each time how much money he owes me.
My original plan was to tell him mid-January. I talked with my girlfriend about it and she convinced me to wait until late February/early March. That way, it'll be after both of our birthdays, and if he decides to hold a grudge, then at least it won't ruin our birthdays and we won't have to deal with it for too long.
If he takes it really really badly, I won't help him move. I won't help him find a new place. What we've done for him, mainly, what I've done for him, is something that VERY FEW people would do. I've let him use my savings as a way of having a roof over his head for three years, and he's not even related to me. His own parents can't help him.
So I've theorized that he can react one of three ways. From best to worst:
1) He says he saw it coming, and he thinks he has something worked out with his girlfriend. Or he says that he understands, but still might need help finding a place
2) He asks a few of the questions above to try to get us to change our minds, but ultimately understands.
3) He gives us the silent treatment or is angry for the rest of his stay with us.
The next time I update this, it will probably be after I have told him. I will share how it went here. I'm very nervous to tell him. He's not mean or spiteful, but he does have this whole "World is out to get me" outlook on life that I know will only contribute to how he feels about the world.
Well, I just told him, and he took it better than I thought. It left Amanda and I with a guilty feeling in our guts, even though we've done a lot for him. He was closest to reaction #1 up there, which is good I guess. He said he's used to it, basically. He didn't really ask many questions, mostly just let us do the talking while he processed it.
I even told him he could put off paying me back for a few months, until he gets settled and everything. I don't want him to worry about that at all while he's moving or getting used to paying rent wherever he goes. Hopefully he can find a place (probably with our help) that he can afford, at least for the most part.
Another update, 2022:
Well, almost three years have passed since these events, and I have a few updates. Amanda and I did find a place in Bothell we could afford. I was at an entry-level job at the time of this post (and when we were looking at new places) that paid just a bit more than minimum wage, but it was a job. The COVID-19 pandemic forced my employer to put me what they called "on standby", which means I was technically still employed, but I was not working nor getting paid. We found a place while I was on standby, and it gave me time to move and unpack and set up at our new place.
I was on standby for five months, and it was towards the end of this five months that I decided I might as well look for a new job. I wasn't particularly happy at that job, and it certainly wasn't paying enough. In August of 2020, I found the job I am currently at, and boy did I luck into it. The role I am in now is damn near perfect for me, it challenges me just enough, and it certainly pays more (and enough). I've only had three jobs in my life, and it's easily the best job I've ever had.
Because of this new job and getting a place that was within my previous job's budget, I am able to build up my savings. Amanda is still at her same job, and unfortunately for her, her commute is kind of rough. It's 45 minutes to an hour through rush hour traffic.
As for my roommate, he did move in with his girlfriend and lived with her for almost two years. And then, a month or two ago, he moved to a small place in Seattle. It's likely one of the only places he could afford. He has complained to us about the noise and his horrible housemates, but there's not a whole lot Amanda and I can do for him.
I've been lenient with him regarding the money he owes; not pressuring him for it really at any point. I received a few stimulus checks during the pandemic, and I credited him half each time. Those largely have made up what money has been taken out of what he owes me. He sends me money through Venmo once every few months, and it's not a lot. I know he got a job at Michaels, but it's unlikely they pay much more than minimum wage to a brand new employee.
And back to Amanda and I, well our first lease we signed was a 16 month lease, so that expires this June. I have heard a lot of people's rent going up, and I'm worried ours will, too. I can handle it financially, but I want to build up my savings so we can ultimately buy a place. Our plan is to re-sign with our lease one more time, and then after that lease is up, buy a place of our own. I work in the mortgage finance industry now, so I would be able to procure our mortgage. They say it's best to buy as soon as you can, but I'm going to work hard to build up my savings.
My next worry is that our friend and former roommate will want to move in to our new place, because we will likely get a two bedroom condo or townhouse. On one hand, I could charge him a small amount of rent (part of which could go towards what he owes me) and get some extra income. On the other hand, it means living with him again, and dealing with him dirtying the place and the wear and tear from him living there. I haven't said this before about him, but he puts a SHIT TON of stuff up on the walls, leaving dozens and dozens of tiny holes in the wall behind. He also isn't particularly clean. Not something I want to deal with in my first ever home I own.
We will likely tell him that we want to start a family and that the second bedroom is for our potential future child, if he asks. If he was a very clean roommate who never got in my way and never made noise or did anything I didn't like and was willing to move out at the drop of a hat, I would want him to live with us and help pay some of that rent back. But that's not the case.
But that's down the line. I may update someday when I have further updates, but for now, that's basically it. Also, I was able to build my savings up enough that I was able to buy a new car, so there's that. 🙂
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
Job Struggles
Well as you know, I found a job, and I've been there for just over five months now. But this job I have has had its struggles. I don't feel like I'm the best fit here. In too many ways is the job not challenging and then in other ways it's too challenging. I have already started looking at other jobs just five months in. I've applied for three so far; waiting to hear back from them.
You're probably wondering what my specific struggles are. They are:
- My boss gives me anxiety
The owner of the company is my boss and he's the one that usually has me do stuff. I am scared of him. He's never yelled at me, but I've heard him yell at others. He can be hard to understand and forgetful as he's old and not a natural born U.S. citizen. But every time he walks by my desk, I get a panicked rush of anxiety. It's gotten to the point where I avoid being at my desk if I know he's about to walk by (such as returning from the restroom). My desk just happens to be right by the door, by the way. Fortunately, he's not in the office every day, as he travels overseas a lot (to discuss business ventures with international companies), and he goes to his farm on the eastern part of the state. I'd say he's in the office half of the time, if that. It's lucky for me he's not in the office all the time, because I don't think I could handle it if he was.
- Not having enough to do
With the owner AKA my boss not in the office all the time, I'm often left with little or nothing to do. That's one of the reasons I'm doing this post during working hours, because I have nothing to do, really. I actually don't mind it too much, so long as my boss isn't in the office at the same time. But I have this nagging feeling like I'm wasting my time and life, because I'm not being productive by learning something new or getting experience doing something. I try to remain productive in these periods by practicing Excel and learning about it, but it gets to a point where it's just not fun anymore if you don't have a certain end goal in mind. So I end up doing blog posts like these, I browse news on the internet, and I try to learn trivia and facts, in case I ever try out for Jeopardy.
- Not making enough
I just don't make enough money doing what I do. I won't say how much I make now, but I made more as a journeyman food clerk at Safeway. As is the case with most people, the more money I make, the more shit I can put up with. I guess I make the right amount considering all the free time I have, but I'd so much rather be busier and make more money. As far as I can tell, there's not really an opportunity for me to advance in the company, not that I'd want to. I certainly can't rely on making this amount for a long period of time.
- Not my area of interest/not enough care
I work for an Aviation company, which I've never been interested in. I just got the first office job I could. I don't really care about the company too much, not even having heard of them before working here. My coworkers are all right, but I work with a lot of ethnically diverse people, which I certainly am not. I'm a U.S. citizen born and raised, and I've only left the country once and the continental U.S. once (separate times). I don't know a second language fluently, although pretty much everyone I work with does.
I am going to keep looking at jobs. I have even applied for these jobs at work. How bad is that? They don't check our history, although I know I should be careful. I just want to do something different, hopefully something I can care a bit more about and be busier doing, with a boss that gives me less anxiety.
You're probably wondering what my specific struggles are. They are:
- My boss gives me anxiety
The owner of the company is my boss and he's the one that usually has me do stuff. I am scared of him. He's never yelled at me, but I've heard him yell at others. He can be hard to understand and forgetful as he's old and not a natural born U.S. citizen. But every time he walks by my desk, I get a panicked rush of anxiety. It's gotten to the point where I avoid being at my desk if I know he's about to walk by (such as returning from the restroom). My desk just happens to be right by the door, by the way. Fortunately, he's not in the office every day, as he travels overseas a lot (to discuss business ventures with international companies), and he goes to his farm on the eastern part of the state. I'd say he's in the office half of the time, if that. It's lucky for me he's not in the office all the time, because I don't think I could handle it if he was.
- Not having enough to do
With the owner AKA my boss not in the office all the time, I'm often left with little or nothing to do. That's one of the reasons I'm doing this post during working hours, because I have nothing to do, really. I actually don't mind it too much, so long as my boss isn't in the office at the same time. But I have this nagging feeling like I'm wasting my time and life, because I'm not being productive by learning something new or getting experience doing something. I try to remain productive in these periods by practicing Excel and learning about it, but it gets to a point where it's just not fun anymore if you don't have a certain end goal in mind. So I end up doing blog posts like these, I browse news on the internet, and I try to learn trivia and facts, in case I ever try out for Jeopardy.
- Not making enough
I just don't make enough money doing what I do. I won't say how much I make now, but I made more as a journeyman food clerk at Safeway. As is the case with most people, the more money I make, the more shit I can put up with. I guess I make the right amount considering all the free time I have, but I'd so much rather be busier and make more money. As far as I can tell, there's not really an opportunity for me to advance in the company, not that I'd want to. I certainly can't rely on making this amount for a long period of time.
- Not my area of interest/not enough care
I work for an Aviation company, which I've never been interested in. I just got the first office job I could. I don't really care about the company too much, not even having heard of them before working here. My coworkers are all right, but I work with a lot of ethnically diverse people, which I certainly am not. I'm a U.S. citizen born and raised, and I've only left the country once and the continental U.S. once (separate times). I don't know a second language fluently, although pretty much everyone I work with does.
I am going to keep looking at jobs. I have even applied for these jobs at work. How bad is that? They don't check our history, although I know I should be careful. I just want to do something different, hopefully something I can care a bit more about and be busier doing, with a boss that gives me less anxiety.
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