Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Top 10 Hot Survivor Chicks You Probably Don't Remember

I've talked a lot about the women on Survivor, and I've noticed a lot of the women on the show that I like don't get a lot of recognition.  So I thought I'd make a top 10 list of women on Survivor that you probably forgot about.  If you've only seen Survivor once through, you probably won't remember too many of these names, if any.  I'm going to also answer if they have any online presence (Instagram, Twitter, Facebook) that I can find.  If you know of any of these women having one of those accounts that I say "No" to, please let me know.

And this top 10 is in order for me, from ones I kind of like to at the end chicks I really like.  Here we go:

10. Kelly Bruno, Survivor Nicaragua
Online presence? Yes
She's not even the most notable "Kelly" on her season, as "Purple" Kelly gets notoriety for being "purpled" and being the namesake for that.  Kelly Bruno is the one with the prosthetic leg, but that really shouldn't be a reason she's considered less attractive.  She seems like a sweet person, and she's got pretty brown eyes and a great smile.

9. Ashlee Ashby, Survivor Palau
Online presence? No
Unfortunately, Ashlee was on the worst tribe in Survivor history, Ulong, so she was doomed.  If she had been on Koror, she'd definitely be more remembered.  She's not one I particularly ever got a crush on, but her massive assets sure were a joy to watch.  

8. Darrah Johnson, Survivor Pearl Islands
Online presence? No
You might remember her, as she got all the way to 4th place (on a great season, too).  But Darrah was certainly under-edited (especially for a member of the final 4), so I'd understand if you don't.  I loved her southern accent, and she's just got that southern beauty to her.  

7. Sarah Dawson, Survivor Philippines
Online presence? Yes, but private
Sarah or "Dawson" as she was called on her season, was most notably remembered for her having a crush on Jeff Probst (lucky bastard) and kissing him, twice (Once on the cheek after being voted out and once at the reunion).  I definitely envied Jeff there, and if I was him, would've given Dawson a shot.  Dawson unfortunatley has both her Instagram and Twitter private, and I'm waiting on her accepting my follow requests.

6. Paloma Soto-Castillo, Survivor Gabon
Online presence? Yes
Paloma was so adorable, and I love her more with each watch of Gabon.  I just wish she had lasted longer and been shown more while she was on.  She was on the dominating Kota tribe and wasn't a part of the Onion Alliance, which ended up being her downfall.  She is married with kids now, but she still looks amazing.

5. Briana Varela, Survivor Guatemala
Online presence? No
I loved Briana for her name and her hometown (Edmonds!), and she was definitely one of the few pieces of eye candy on her season.  I definitely had a crush on her when it aired live.  I wish she had more of an online presence.  I believe she is married now.

4. Michelle Schubert, Millennials vs. Gen X
Online presence? Yes
She didn't get a great edit, so despite being on a somewhat recent season, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people don't really remember her.  She was in the popular kids alliance with "Fig-Tails" and Jay.  She's so incredibly gorgeous, and she's from Washington state, my home state.  Unfortunately, she is married now.

3. Cecilia Mansilla, Survivor Cook Islands
Online presence? Yes
Cecilia has such a beautiful face; it's a shame she's largely forgotten.  She is of Peruvian decent, which I'm here for.  I definitely liked how she didn't give in to Billy wanting to get out Ozzy, because Ozzy may not be the Survivor legend he is today if she had.  

2. Julia Landauer, Survivor Caramoan
Online presence? Yes
Cochran said people aren't clamoring for anything "Julia-flavored", so I guess that means I'm not people.  According to most, she gets overshadowed by Allie and Hope, and even Lauren, but I think she was prettier than all of them.  She was a breath of fresh air to see on a less than ideal season.

1. Liliana Gomez, Survivor Fiji
Online presence? No
I definitely like Latina chicks (hey, I'm dating one), and to me, Liliana is one of the hottest chicks of Latin descent to ever be on Survivor.  It's a shame she's barely remembered.  Her elimination sucked, too, because if not for the twist of the Moto tribe having to go to tribal just to hold on to the superior camp they rightfully won, she wouldn't have been booted that early.  I would definitely like to know what she's up to nowadays.





Hottest Survivor Chicks by State

 This took me a while to get together, but it's all gonna be worth it.  Here are the hottest chicks by state.  I'll go alphabetically by state.  Some states have had women from that state, but some I did not consider worthy.  The states that did not have anyone of note are Alabama, Alaska, Connecticut, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming.  That's 18 states out of 50.  Come on Survivor casting people, cast more from these states!  Anyway, here are the hottest women of Survivor by state:

Arizona - Kelly Shin "Purple Kelly", Nicaragua 
She's the only one, so zero competition for her.  Surprised there wasn't at least one other chick.

Arkansas - Natalie White, Samoa
Only one other woman of note from this state, and that was Tori from 42.  Natalie beats her (IMO).

California - Parvati Shallow, Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains, Winners at War
This is quite the stacked group, as you would expect.  Parvati beats out Sarah (Marquesas), Cecilia (CI), Sundra (CI), Liliana (Fiji), Peih-Gee (China and C:SC), Amanda (China, M:FvF, and HvV), Paloma (Gabon), Corinne (Gabon), Stephanie (RI), Abi-Maria (Philippines), Julia (Caramoan), Morgan (Cagayan), and Kara (DvG).  

Colorado - Gabby Pascuzzi, David vs. Goliath
Only competition for Gabby was Ami from Vanuatu and Micronesia, and I gave it to Gabby because she's at least straight. Or so I thought!

Delaware - Katie Hanson, Philippines
No other competition.  I've never been that attracted to her, but there's no denying she's pretty.

Florida - Danielle Dilorenzo, Panama: Exile Island and Heroes vs. Villains
Obviously another pretty stacked group, and this was a tough call.  I chose Danielle barely over the likes of Jessica (DvG) and Brenda (Nicaragua and Caramoan).  There was also Colleen (Borneo), Jessie (Africa), Mikayla (SP), Kat (OW), and Gonzalez (GI).

Georgia - Julie McGee, San Juan Del Sur
Yes, I do mean to tell you there have only been two attractive women from Georgia on Survivor.  Julie beats out Sherea from China.  That's all there was.  

Illinois - Alicia, One World
Alicia didn't have the greatest of personalities shown on One World, but she sure had some nice assets.  No one can deny that.  She beats out Morgan (Guatemala), Sally (P:EI), Kelly (Gabon), Alexis (Cagayan), and Stephanie (GI).

Kansas - Danni Boatright, Guatemala and Winners at War
Only attractive woman from Kansas.  Not too surprising.

Kentucky - Jessica Johnston, Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Battle of the two southern blondes, and Jessica beats out Jefra (Cagayan).  

Louisiana - Erica Derousseau, Fiji
The only one.  That's all I have to say. 

Maine - Julie Berry
Again, the only one.  

Maryland - Sarah Dawson, Philippines
A deserving winner, but there was also no competition.

Massachusetts - Julia Sokolowski, Kaoh Rong
Now we're talking!  If you've seen any of my other posts about Survivor women, this should come as no surprise.  Julia beats out Elisabeth (AO), Aubry (KR, GC, and EoE), and Sarah (41).  

Minnesota - Ashley Trainer, Samoa
No other competition.  She deserves it, though.  

Mississippi - Darrah Johnson, Pearl Islands
The only one, but a good and deserving winner to represent a southern state.

Missouri - Heidi Strobel, Amazon
Yes, I picked Heidi over a younger and more recent player in Hope (Caramoan), because Heidi was more notable, and I just prefer her.  

Nevada - Jacyln Shultz, San Juan Del Sur
She beats out Elyse (SP), and those were the only two.

New Jersey - Michele Fitzgerald, Kaoh Rong and Winners at War
Three very likable women from New Jersey, but I had to go with Michele over Stephenie (Palau, Guatemala, HvV) and Lindsay (42).

New York - Victoria Baamonde, Edge of Extinction
Oh man, this was the toughest call yet.  Victoria barely edges out Chanelle (42).  There was also Eliza (Vanuatu and M:FvF), Sugar (Gabon and HvV), Sophie (SP and WaW), RC (Philippines), Allie (Caramoan), Katie (BvW), Liz (KR), Anna (KR), and Sydney (41).  I'd have to say this is my favorite state here.

North Carolina - Kelly Bruno, Nicaragua 
The only one, and I just have to say, definitely one that people should give more attention to.

Ohio - Marisa Callahan, Samoa 
Not too much competition here.  Marisa beats out Kim (Palau) and Michelle (Fiji).

Oregon - Ciera Eastin, Blood vs. Water, Cambodia: Second Chance, and Game Changers
I went with Ciera by a little bit over her mom, Laura (Samoa and BvW).  Had to go with the younger of the two options.  There was also Lindsey (Africa) and Brooke (Guatemala).

Pennsylvania - Amber Brkich/Mariano, Australian Outback, All Stars, and Winners at War
I had to go with Amber, who may be the hottest chick from the first 7 seasons or so.  She beats out Kim P (Africa), Jenna (Amazon, AS), and Dolly (Vanuatu).

South Carolina - Jaime Dugan, China
There were four women from this state, which surprised me.  Jaime beats out Ashlee (Palau), Krista (RI), and Chelsea (OW).

Tennessee - Baylor Wilson, San Juan Del Sur
I've always really liked Baylor, who beats out Tanya (Thailand), Whitney (SP), and Figgy (MvGx)

Texas - Bi Nguyen, David vs. Goliath
I almost always will choose Bi, as she and I were born the same year, and she's just gorgeous.  I also thought Texas would have maybe a few more.  Anyway, Bi beats out Erin (Thailand), Misty (P:EI), Alecia (KR), Michaela (MvGx and GC), Libby (GI), and Lauren (EoE).

Utah - Angie Layton, Philippines
How could I not give it to a beauty queen?  Especially when she only has one other competitor.  She beats out Neleh (Marquesas).

Virginia - Desi Williams, Survivor Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
She's the only one, but again we have another beauty queen.

Washington - Michelle Schubert (Millennials vs. Gen X)
My home state!  We don't have much in terms of quantity, but we have it in terms of quality.  She barely beats out Brianna (Guatemala) and Wentworth (SJDS, C:SC, and EoE).

Washington, D.C. - Shan Smith, 41
I like Shan.  She's pretty and funny, and I totally would.  She beats out Candice (CI, HvV, BvW), Becky (CI), and Laura (Caramoan).

Wisconsin - Andrea Boehlke, Redemption Island, Caramoan: Fans vs. Favorites, and Game Changers
Andrea is a very deserving winner here.  She beats out Erinn (Tocantins).

Canada: Erika Casupanan, 41
Now that they're allowing Canadian residents, we have a hot Canadian player in Erika.  She's the only one so far for me (Sorry, Maryanne).  

Well, that about covers it!  I will try to continue to update this as more seasons come out.  

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Hottest Survivor Chicks by Placement

 In this Survivor offseason, I'm on a Survivor chicks spree right now, so I'm going to continue by picking the hottest Survivor women based on placement on their season.  We'll be going from 20th all the way to 1st AKA Sole Survivor and I will say who was the hottest to finish at each placement.  I'll first list the candidates and then pick my favorite.  Here we go:

20th
Candidates: Marisa (Samoa), Sugar (HvV), Rachel (MvGx), Ciera (GC), Gonzalez (GI)
Winner: Marisa (Samoa)
Some decent candidates there considering this is last place on a lot of seasons, but I had to go with Marisa.  She unfortunately was one of many young women to fall prey to Russell Hantz.

19th
Candidates: Jessica (Fiji), Mary (M: FvF), Stephenie (HvV), Ally (Caramoan), Mary (MvGx), Jessica (DvG), Molly (IotI)
Winner: Jessica (DvG)
Wow, even more options, but I had to go with Jessica, who caught my eye from the beginning.  

18th
Candidates: Cecilia (CI), Erika (Fiji), Michelle (Gabon), Semhar (SP), Hope (Caramoan), So (WA), Peih-Gee (C:SC), Morgan (GI)
Winner: Peih-Gee (C:SC)
Woah, best group yet.  It was a close one for me between Peih-Gee and Cecilia, but I had to go with Peih-Gee as she was on a more recent season and I liked her appearance before I liked Cecilia's.  

17th
Candidates: Dolly (Vanuatu), Ashlee (Palau), Morgan (Guatemala), Marisa (Philippines), Simone (HHH), Bi (DvG), Chelsea (IotI), Sarah (41)
Winner: Bi (DvG)
I love me some Bi.  Even more contenders here, as I also really like Ashlee, but I have to give it to Bi.

16th
Candidates: Jenna (AS), Brianna (Guatemala), Paloma (Gabon), Angie (Philippines), Laura (Caramoan), Monica (C:SC), Liz (KR), Stephanie (GI), Natalia (DvG), Aubry (EoE)
Winner: Paloma (Gabon)
Wow, even MORE contenders!  In this one, I had to give it to Paloma just over Brianna, who I also really like.  

15th
Candidates: Jessie (Africa), Tanya (Thailand), Kim (Palau), Brooke (Guatemala), Liliana (Fiji), Ashley (Samoa), Kelly (Nicaragua), Krista (RI), Elyse (SP), Figgy (MvGx), Wendy (EoE), Parvati (WaW), Claire (44)
Winner: Liliana (Fiji)
Phew, these candidate lists keep getting longer!  I had to go with Liliana, one of my all-time favorites.  Claire would probably be 2nd here for me.

14th
Candidates: Stacey (Borneo), Misty (P:EI), Stephanie (RI), Mikayla (SP), Kat (BvW), Wentworth (SJDS), Alecia (KR), Michaela (MvGx)
Winner: Stephanie (RI)
Ok, not as many candidates, and Stephanie certainly didn't run away with this.  

13th
Candidates: Sarah (Marquesas), Kelly (Gabon), Sarita (RI), Dawson (Philippines), Julia (Caramoan), Anna (KR), Michelle (MvGx), Hali (GC), Ali (HHH), Elie (43)
Winner: Michelle (MvGx)
Wow, I was torn between three, those being Dawson, Julia, and Michelle.  I went with Michelle just because I found myself ogling her most, I think.

12th
Candidates: Alina (Nicaragua), Katie (Philippines), Corinne (Caramoan), Alexis (Cagayan), Julie (SJDS), Jessica (HHH), Libby (GI), Sydney (41)
Winner: Corinne (Caramoan)
What can I say, I have a thing for Corinne.  She's such a cougar.  Sydney was probably next closest.

11th
Candidates: Lindsay (Africa), Sherea (China), Ami (M:FvF), Sydney (Tocantins), Kelly (Samoa), RC (Philippines), Hali (WA), Desi (HHH), Chanelle (42)
Winner: Chanelle
Chanelle takes this for me in a landslide, she's just amazing. 

10th
Candidates: Jaime (China), Laura (Samoa), Brenda (Nicaragua), Morgan (Cagayan), Ciera (C:SC), Wentworth (EoE), Sophie (WaW)
Winner: Morgan (Cagayan)
Morgan takes this over Jaime by a little bit for me.  Also, we have a mother and daughter pair here in Laura and Ciera.

9th
Candidates: Kelly (Africa), Erinn (Thailand), Amanda (HvV), Whitney (SP), Jenn (WA), Elizabeth (IotI), Tori (42)
Winner: Tori (42)
Yikes, not many women.  What hurts is 14 straight men were in 9th place, from season 6 Amazon to season 19 Samoa.  

8th
Candidates: Jenna (Borneo), Sally (P:EI), Candice (CI), Candice (HvV), Purple Kelly (Nicaragua), Katie (BvW), Andrea (GC), Chelsea (GI), Gabby (DvG), Shan (41)
Winner: Katie (BvW)
Katie's nice figure is too much to pass up.  Funny how Candice got on here twice (in a row, too).

7th
Candidates: Penny (Thailand), Stephenie (Palau), Corinne (Gabon), Monica (Samoa), Danielle (HvV), Kat (One World), Andrea (Caramoan), Jefra (Cagayan), Abi-Maria (C:SC), Julia (KR), Michaela (GC), Liana (41)
Winner: Julia (KR)
Holy hell, I think this is the best placement for women.  From Stephenie to Corinne to Danielle to Andrea to Abi-Maria to my favorite, Julia.  Just wow.  

6th
Candidates: Amber (AO), Kim P. (Africa), Christa (PI), Shii-Ann (AS), Ami (Vanuatu), Parvati (CI), Alexis (M:FvF), Brenda (Caramoan), Laura (BvW), Victoria (EoE), Jaime Lynn (44)
Winner: Victoria (EoE)
Another absolutely stacked group.  Had a bunch in the earlier seasons with Amber, Kim, and Christa.  Then the middle seasons with Ami, Parvati, and Alexis.  Brenda and Laura in the semi-mid seasons and then Victoria and Jaime Lynn in recent seasons.  Had to give it to V.

5th
Candidates: Heidi (Amazon), Julie (Vanuatu), Peih-Gee (China), Andrea (RI), Alicia (OW), Abi-Maria (Philippines), Ciera (BvW), Baylor (SJDS), Aubry (GC), Lauren (EoE), Lindsay (42), Lauren (44)
Winner: Lauren (Previously Alicia)
I used to have Alicia, but I had to bump her for Lauren, who I just fell in love with on her season.  She has such pretty features (Smile, eyes, hair, etc.)

4th
Candidates: Elisabeth (AO), Darrah (PI), Eliza (Vanuatu), Jenn (RIP, Palau), Sundra (CI), Natalie (M:FvF), Wentworth (C:SC), Kara (DvG)
Winner: Kara (DvG)
Not as great of a group as the previous three.  I had to go with Kara as I think she's the complete package.

3rd/Second Runner Up
Candidates: Jenna (AS), Becky (CI), Amanda (China), Sugar (Gabon), Erinn (Tocantins), Natalie (RI), Chelsea (OW), Angelina (DvG), Michele (WaW)
Winner: Michele (WaW)
Again, not the best options, but Michele was easily the standout on her season, which helped me make this choice.

2nd/Runner Up
Candidates: Neleh (Marquesas), Stephenie (Guatemala), Danielle (P:EI), Amanda (M:FvF), Parvati (HvV), Jaclyn (SJDS), Aubry (KR)
Winner: Danielle (P:EI)
Not a ton of amazing candidates, but I've always had a crush on Danielle since first watching her on her first season, so I had to give it to her.

Winner/Sole Survivor
Candidates: Jenna (Amazon), Amber (AS), Danni (Guatemala), Parvati (M:FvF), Natalie (Samoa), Sophie (SP), Michele (KR), Erika (41)
Winner: Natalie (Samoa)
Whether it was her bikini or short dress/toga thing, Natalie always looked amazing on her season.  I hope she's doing well.  Michele, Erika, and Amber were not far behind for me.

Well that's all I have, maybe I'll update these with future seasons.  Also, I'm going to do hottest Survivor chick from each state, so look out for that.

Monday, August 8, 2022

Ranking Each Season of Survivor based on their hotness of the women

You read the title, did you not?  So you know what this is about.  I'm going to go worst to best and rank each season of Survivor based on how hot the women that season are.  Can one woman carry a season?  If she's hot enough, maybe.  Basically, if someone told me I could sleep with a random female from a season (of my age or close to) these are the rankings for me for each season.  I'm going to slightly favor a season with one hot chick and the rest "meh" options over a season with slightly better than "meh" options.

43. Borneo 
Sure, you have Colleen, and Stacey is kind of pretty too, but that's about it.  Jenna's not bad, either, but just nobody here that really strikes my fancy.  Not even the runner-up, Kelly.

42. Africa
Who is there to choose from?  Kelly?  Kim Powers?  Lindsey?  All very "meh" options at best.

41. Thailand
After Erin, not a whole lot.  Shii-Ann is just... ok.  Tanya and Penny are fairly pretty but nothing special.  

40. Marquesas 
Other than Sarah, there's not much here.  Tammy, Neleh, and Gina don't grab my attention.  

39. Australian Outback
So we have Amber, who carries.  Elisabeth is pretty, but her political leanings take points away.  There's not much else after that; Jerri is overrated and Kimmi is trashy.

38. All-Stars
The first returnee season is the one with the fewest hot returnees, unsurprisingly.  Amber carries again, but who else is there?  Jenna, Jerry, Shii-Ann?  Meh.

37. Tocantins
For a season in Survivor's heyday, there really isn't much here.  Candace and Sydney are pretty, and Erinn's not bad, but that's about it.  Carolina?  Meh.  Sierra?  Good one.

36. Vanuatu
Generally the "Men vs. Women" type-seasons feature some hot women, but not really Vanuatu.  Ami is pretty but unfortunately gay, Eliza's okay, and Dolly's not bad.  There is Julie, but she's tainted by Mr. Probst so... yeah.  

35. Panama: Exile Island
I really thought this would be higher, since I had a big crush on Danielle when it first aired.  But the young women's tribe only had four members, and two of the other four (Sally and Misty) were only ok and Courtney was bleh.  

34. Fiji
It doesn't help one of the females quit before the start.  To me, Liliana carries this season, but unfortunately, she's a pre-merge boot.  Not much else after that, Jessica and Erica were just ok and Stacey and Michelle--same.

33. Pearl Islands
There's Darrah who I really like.  And I had a small crush on Christa when the season first aired.  But after that, a lot of forgettable faces.  

32. Palau
My personal favorite was Ashlee, but she was on the ill-fated Ulong tribe, unfortunately.  Jenn (RIP) is pretty too, and I also really like Stephenie.  But after those three... not a lot for me.

31. Guatemala
My favorite Brianna is unfortunately booted early, but I also like Steph (again) and even Morgan and Brooke and Danni.  Not a ton after that, though.

30. South Pacific 
This is the first season after HvV on this list.  It's just not very memorable.  Mikayla is hot and Whitney's not bad, but that's about it.  The winner, Sophie, isn't bad-looking, either.

29. Island of the Idols
It was hard for me to find my favorite on this cast because there's not really anyone that stands out.  All younger women are marginally attractive: Chelsea, Molly, Elizabeth, Kellee, etc.  

28. Game Changers
This cast has been criticized, and I'll continue that trend.  Who do they have?  Aubry?  Michaela?  I'm not a fan of Hali or Sierra.  Andrea's probably the hottest, but she does not really have any competition.

27. 43
The thing that bumps this season up is that each tribe has at least one attractive woman.  Baka had Elie and Morriah (and to an extent, Jeanine).  Vesi had Justine and Noelle.  Coco had Cassidy.  But what keeps it down is that very few of them made it far, and only one (Cassidy) made the final 7.  Shame.

26. Amazon
Heidi and Jenna definitely carry this season.  And them stripping multiple times does help.  Shawna's not bad, but she's not in their league.  I think Christy kind of brings them down, otherwise they'd be a bit higher.

25. Worlds Apart
This is one of the least-liked casts in recent memory, and they don't even have the hotness to back it up.  Sierra and Hali aren't my type.  Jenn's pretty, to an extent.  But that is about it.  

24. Winners at War
I'm actually surprised this is as high (towards #1) as it is, considering it's the oldest (on average) cast in Survivor history.  But Parvati and Michele definitely carry this season.  Amber has some MILF qualities, and somehow Sophie looks better than in her first appearance.

23. 41
This season really doesn't have anyone stand out at me too much.  Erika, the winner, I like, and Sydney's got quite the body, but that's about it.  Sarah is an early boot and there's really no one else.

22. Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Jessica is my favorite on the season, and there are a few decent-looking women aside from her in Ali, Desi, and Ashley.  Not the most memorable female cast, however.

21. Ghost Island
A largely forgettable cast not having many attractive women?  Seems to be the norm.  Chelsea is hot, Morgan's pretty, Stephanie's hot as well, and Libby's really pretty, but that's it.  Not any 10/10's for me.

20. Nicaragua
Obviously, not anyone on the older tribe is one I'd consider hot.  On the younger tribe, there's Brenda (my favorite), both Kelly's, and Alina, but that's about it.  And nobody gets that far.

19. Heroes vs. Villains
Obviously one of the greatest casts ever, but they cast more for heroic and villainous qualities rather than looks here.  I like Steph, Sugar, Parvati, and Danielle, but that's it.  

18. San Juan Del Sur
For a somewhat recent season this doesn't have the best-looking women.  I really like Baylor, and Julie has got it going on.  But not much after that, Jacquelin is all right.  

17. Redemption Island
There's a few good-looking women, notably Andrea, Nat-Ten, Krista, and Stephanie.  Heck, even Sarita's got something going on.  My favorite would be Stephanie, but unfortunately, she was on the outs on her tribe and aligned with Russell Hantz and was a pre-merge boot.

16. One World
I go back and forth on this one, so here near the middle is a good spot.  My favorites from this season are actually Alicia and Kat, although their personalities leave a lot to be desired.  But to me, they carry the season to this spot.  Chelsea's not bad, but that's about it as far as the rest of the cast goes.  

15. 42
Tori first caught my eye, but Chanelle is the one who won my heart.  My God Chanelle's a knockout.  There's not a ton after them, maybe Lindsay and possibly Lydia, but that's it.  

14. Cagayan
You might expect this one to be a bit higher, but the only women I'm attracted to are obviously on the "Beauties" tribe, and really only Morgan stands out, but boy, does she.  Alexis and Jefra are really pretty as well.  But there's really no one else for me.

13. Cook Islands
The first diverse cast in Survivor's history is definitely a good-looking one.  Women I'd consider hot are Cecilia, Sundra, and Parvati, with Becky and Candice not bad-looking, either.  I recently discovered how hot Cecilia is; she's smoking.

12. Blood vs. Water
Oddly, I think the loved ones are more attractive as a whole than the returning players.  Returning players include Kat and Laura, who is somehow hotter in this appearance.  Then on the loved ones tribe, you have Katie and Ciera, with Katie stealing the show for me.

11. Cambodia: Second Chance
I think a lot of the fans voted for the more attractive players in a lot of cases.  I really appreciated seeing Peih-Gee back, who like Laura in Blood vs. Water got even hotter on her second appearance.  There's also the witch's coven of Wentworth, Abi and Ciera that I would take any one of.  Good job, fans.

10. Millennials vs. Gen X
I thought this might be kind of near the very top, but nope.  Well, it's still top 10.  My favorite from this season is Michelle, so gorgeous.  Michaela and Figgy are pretty, as well.  But then there's not much after that, maybe Rachel or Mari?

9. China
This is a cast that I seem to ogle over someone different each time I watch.  I've ogled over Amanda, Jaime, and Peih-Gee, and Sherea isn't bad-looking, either.  Jaime was my first crush, but Peih-Gee was my second.

8. Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites
We got good-looking women on both sides, you might be surprised to hear me say.  Every female favorite is hot outside of Cirie, and the fans have Natalie, Alexis, and even Mary.  I'd put Parvati and Natalie as my two favorites.  

7. Caramoan: Fans vs. Favorites
This is an underrated cast in terms of hotness.  The favorites tribe isn't stacked with great players (historically), but you have the ABC trio of Andrea, Brenda, and Corinne who are all smokin' hot.  On the fans tribe, you have the two forgettable women in Ally and Hope, but Julia is VASTLY underrated.  She looks amazing in a bikini this season.  

6. Philippines
This cast is pretty stacked.  From the blue tribe, you have Angie, a beauty queen.  From the red tribe, you have Dawson and Katie.  And from the yellow tribe, you have RC and Abi.  I would do any of those aforementioned women.  It's a very solid cast (of women).

5. Gabon
This is a group that I think is vastly underrated.  I really like Corinne physically, and Sugar's not bad on the eyes, either.  There are slightly forgettable but pretty faces in Kelly, Jacquie, and Michelle.  And I could never forget about tiny Paloma, whose looks still hold up to this day.

4. Edge of Extinction
If this season was a movie, Victoria would be the leading star, and her supporting cast would be Wendy, Aurora, Lauren, and returnees Kelley Wentworth and Aubry.  That's a pretty good cast to me.  Victoria carries, and she is well supported.

3. David vs. Goliath
This season is filled with beautiful women on both starting tribes.  Jessica, Bi, and Gabby on the Davids are all knockouts.  Then the Goliaths have Kara, Natalia, and Angelina.  I mean, that's over half the women, easily.

2. Samoa 
Surprised to see it this high?  Well, the Foa Foa tribe is stacked with beautiful women, from Marisa to Ashley to eventual winner Natalie.  Heck, even Liz is cute.  Galu is pretty stacked as well with Monica, Laura, and Kelly.  This season has one of the hottest winners ever in Natalie, so it should be ranked high.

1. Kaoh Rong
Holy shit.  The beauties tribe with Julia, Michele, and Ana might be my favorite tribe ever.  Julia's my favorite female of all time; she is literally perfect.  And what makes this season so exceptional is that the other tribes (besides the Beauty tribe) also have hotties, including Aubry, Liz, and Alecia.  Even Cydney's not bad.  But the fact that Michele won (and Julia got pretty far) was just the icing on the cake. 

Monday, August 1, 2022

Survivor Girls by Birth Year

 As I've done several times before, I'm going to do a post on the women that have played the game of Survivor.  This time, I thought I'd go by birth year and pick which one I'd most like to... be with.  If you know what I mean.  I'm going to start with the youngest and keep getting older until there's no one left that I would want to... be with.  

1998: Jessica Stanek, David vs. Goliath (Jessica Peet)
We start with 1998, and Jessica's only competition was S42 winner Maryanne.  Jessica, meanwhile, is married to Astro's pitcher Ryne Stanek.  Oh well.

1997: Sara Wilson, 41
Sara is literally the only female from this year, so hopefully, that'll change in the future.  Although she is very pretty and I wish she had lasted longer on 41.

1996: Julia Sokolowski, Kaoh Rong
Finally we get a year with competition!  Julia beats out Lauren O'Connell and Tori Meehan.  As I've documented before, Julia is damn near perfect.

1995: Sydney Segal, 41
Again back to no competition, literally.  But Sydney's a deserving winner, regardless of the competition.

1994: Victoria Baamonde, Edge of Extinction
Victoria's only competition was Baylor, and honestly guys, who would pick Baylor over Victoria?  Victoria's one of the hottest girls to ever play Survivor.  

1993: Gabby Pascuzzi, David vs. Goliath
Gabby beats out Jenna from Ghost Island and Julia from Edge of Extinction.  I've always liked Gabby, I think she has a great smile.

1992: Chanelle Howell, 42
This is best year of birth for hot Survivor women, and it's not even close.  Holy shit.  I have a bit of recency bias as I have developed a huge crush on Chanelle, but here's who just missed out: Figgy Figueroa, Ali Elliott, Wendy Diaz, Libby Vincek, Elizabeth Beisel, Morgan McLeod, Chelsea Townsend, Natalia Azoqa, Alexis Maxwell, Chelsea Walker, and Jenn Brown.  Holy shit, indeed.  If not for Chanelle, I'd give this to Morgan.  

1991: Julia Landauer, Caramoan
I know, I just have this thing for her.  I think she's really pretty, especially on her season.  She wasn't without competition, though, in the form of Angie Layton, Alecia Holden, Simone Nguyen, Natalie Tenerelli, Stephanie Gonzalez, and Lindsay Dolashewich.

1990: Michele Fitzgerald, Kaoh Rong and Winners at War
I honestly thought there'd be more competition this year, but Michele beats out Michaela Bradshaw, Molly Byman, Jefra Bland, and Purple Kelly (Shin).  

1989: Bi Nguyen, David vs. Goliath
My birth year!  Again, my preference, but it was not an easy decision.  I love Bi, especially when she glams up.  Anyway, she beats out Katie Hanson, Erika Casupanan, Hali Ford, Sophie Clarke, Angelina Keeley, Hope Driskill, Kat Edorsson, Desi Williams, Mikayla Wingle, Andrea Boehlke, and Ciera Eastin.  Safe to say this is next best after 1992.

1988: Michelle Schubert, Millennials vs. Gen X
Yes, Michelle is married, but whenever she was on screen I couldn't not stare at her, she's just so pretty.  Anyway, she beats out Anna Khait, Jaclyn Schultz, and Liz Markham.  

1987: Kara Kay, David vs. Goliath
This was the toughest call so far.  I went with Kara simply because I just think she has likely aged the best.  She beats out Allie Pohevitz, Ashley Trainer, Katie Collins, Morgan Ricke, Jessica Johnston, Shan Smith, Alina Wilson, and Alicia Rosa.  

1986: Kelley Wentworth, San Juan Del Sur, Second Chance, Edge of Extinction
Kelley wins my girlfriend's birth year, and there wasn't much competition.  She beats out Semhar Tedasse and Kelly Czarnecki.

1985: RC Saint-Amour
For this year, I'm going with RC because two of the runners-up are married with kids, those being Jaime Dugan and Stephenie Valencia.  RC also beats out Aubrey Bracco, Krista Klumpp, and Chelsea Meissner.

1984: Paloma Soto-Castillo
I know in 1985 I just said I didn't pick two of them because they're married with kids and I ended up doing that here, but Paloma has kept her figure and looks about the same as when her season aired, which is impressive as her season aired 14 years ago.  Anyway, she beats out Whitney Duncan, Amanda Kimmel, Monica Padilla, Sydney Wheeler, Elyse Umemoto, Kelly Bruno, and Michelle Chase.

1983: Sarah Dawson, Philippines
Sarah's another one of those (like Julia Landauer) that I like more than most.  She's just pretty.  She beats out Kelly Sharbaugh, Michelle Yi, Brianna Varela, Marisa Calihan, Alexis Jones, and Natalie White.

1982: Parvati Shallow, Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains, Winners at War
This was a tough one, but I had to go with the fan favorite in Parvati, just edging out (for me) Brenda Lowe.  Both have had kids, so it came down to personal preference.  Parvati also beats out Jacquie Berg and Ashlee Ashby.

1981: Liliana Gomez, Fiji
I have a thing for a few early boots that not many remember such as Ashlee Ashby (above) and Liliana Gomez here.  I have no idea what she looks like now, but I know Latina's age like fine wine.  She beats out Sherea Lloyd, Danielle DiLorenzo, Darrah Johnson, Misty Giles, and Jenna Morasca.

1980: Julie McGee, San Juan Del Sur
Not a ton of competition, but I went with Julie because she's got a nice body and we know she's not with that D-bag John Rocker anymore.  Although you do have to question her judgment.  She beats out Julie Berry and Neleh Dennis.  

1979: Corinne Kaplan, Gabon and Caramoan
I've just developed a huge crush on Corinne.  She isn't a mom, but she looks like the prototypical MILF.  I guess you could call her a cougar, then.  She beats out Abi-Maria Gomes, Stephenie LaGrossa (now Kendrick), Jessica DeBen, and Sugar Kiper.

1978: Peih-Gee Law, China and Second Chance
Peih-Gee has aged incredibly well, so I had to pick her.  She beats out Sally Schumann, Dolly Neely, Christa Hastie, and Heidi Strobel (now Hamels). 

1977: Cecilia Mansilla, Cook Islands
Cecilia is yet another that not too many people know about, but should.  She was such a babe on her season.  She beats out Sarah Jones and Candace Smith.

And that's it, there wasn't anyone from 1976.  Honorable mention to 1969 with Laura Morett, who is a GILF.  I might add to this list with subsequent casts of Survivor.