Survivor Girls by Birth Year

 As I've done several times before, I'm going to do a post on the women that have played the game of Survivor.  This time, I thought I'd go by birth year and pick which one I'd most like to... be with.  If you know what I mean.  I'm going to start with the youngest and keep getting older until there's no one left that I would want to... be with.  

1998: Jessica Stanek, David vs. Goliath (Jessica Peet)
We start with 1998, and Jessica's only competition was S42 winner Maryanne.  Jessica, meanwhile, is married to Astro's pitcher Ryne Stanek.  Oh well.

1997: Sara Wilson, 41
Sara is literally the only female from this year, so hopefully, that'll change in the future.  Although she is very pretty and I wish she had lasted longer on 41.

1996: Julia Sokolowski, Kaoh Rong
Finally we get a year with competition!  Julia beats out Lauren O'Connell and Tori Meehan.  As I've documented before, Julia is damn near perfect.

1995: Sydney Segal, 41
Again back to no competition, literally.  But Sydney's a deserving winner, regardless of the competition.

1994: Victoria Baamonde, Edge of Extinction
Victoria's only competition was Baylor, and honestly guys, who would pick Baylor over Victoria?  Victoria's one of the hottest girls to ever play Survivor.  

1993: Gabby Pascuzzi, David vs. Goliath
Gabby beats out Jenna from Ghost Island and Julia from Edge of Extinction.  I've always liked Gabby, I think she has a great smile.

1992: Chanelle Howell, 42
This is best year of birth for hot Survivor women, and it's not even close.  Holy shit.  I have a bit of recency bias as I have developed a huge crush on Chanelle, but here's who just missed out: Figgy Figueroa, Ali Elliott, Wendy Diaz, Libby Vincek, Elizabeth Beisel, Morgan McLeod, Chelsea Townsend, Natalia Azoqa, Alexis Maxwell, Chelsea Walker, and Jenn Brown.  Holy shit, indeed.  If not for Chanelle, I'd give this to Morgan.  

1991: Julia Landauer, Caramoan
I know, I just have this thing for her.  I think she's really pretty, especially on her season.  She wasn't without competition, though, in the form of Angie Layton, Alecia Holden, Simone Nguyen, Natalie Tenerelli, Stephanie Gonzalez, and Lindsay Dolashewich.

1990: Michele Fitzgerald, Kaoh Rong and Winners at War
I honestly thought there'd be more competition this year, but Michele beats out Michaela Bradshaw, Molly Byman, Jefra Bland, and Purple Kelly (Shin).  

1989: Bi Nguyen, David vs. Goliath
My birth year!  Again, my preference, but it was not an easy decision.  I love Bi, especially when she glams up.  Anyway, she beats out Katie Hanson, Erika Casupanan, Hali Ford, Sophie Clarke, Angelina Keeley, Hope Driskill, Kat Edorsson, Desi Williams, Mikayla Wingle, Andrea Boehlke, and Ciera Eastin.  Safe to say this is next best after 1992.

1988: Michelle Schubert, Millennials vs. Gen X
Yes, Michelle is married, but whenever she was on screen I couldn't not stare at her, she's just so pretty.  Anyway, she beats out Anna Khait, Jaclyn Schultz, and Liz Markham.  

1987: Kara Kay, David vs. Goliath
This was the toughest call so far.  I went with Kara simply because I just think she has likely aged the best.  She beats out Allie Pohevitz, Ashley Trainer, Katie Collins, Morgan Ricke, Jessica Johnston, Shan Smith, Alina Wilson, and Alicia Rosa.  

1986: Kelley Wentworth, San Juan Del Sur, Second Chance, Edge of Extinction
Kelley wins my girlfriend's birth year, and there wasn't much competition.  She beats out Semhar Tedasse and Kelly Czarnecki.

1985: RC Saint-Amour
For this year, I'm going with RC because two of the runners-up are married with kids, those being Jaime Dugan and Stephenie Valencia.  RC also beats out Aubrey Bracco, Krista Klumpp, and Chelsea Meissner.

1984: Paloma Soto-Castillo
I know in 1985 I just said I didn't pick two of them because they're married with kids and I ended up doing that here, but Paloma has kept her figure and looks about the same as when her season aired, which is impressive as her season aired 14 years ago.  Anyway, she beats out Whitney Duncan, Amanda Kimmel, Monica Padilla, Sydney Wheeler, Elyse Umemoto, Kelly Bruno, and Michelle Chase.

1983: Sarah Dawson, Philippines
Sarah's another one of those (like Julia Landauer) that I like more than most.  She's just pretty.  She beats out Kelly Sharbaugh, Michelle Yi, Brianna Varela, Marisa Calihan, Alexis Jones, and Natalie White.

1982: Parvati Shallow, Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains, Winners at War
This was a tough one, but I had to go with the fan favorite in Parvati, just edging out (for me) Brenda Lowe.  Both have had kids, so it came down to personal preference.  Parvati also beats out Jacquie Berg and Ashlee Ashby.

1981: Liliana Gomez, Fiji
I have a thing for a few early boots that not many remember such as Ashlee Ashby (above) and Liliana Gomez here.  I have no idea what she looks like now, but I know Latina's age like fine wine.  She beats out Sherea Lloyd, Danielle DiLorenzo, Darrah Johnson, Misty Giles, and Jenna Morasca.

1980: Julie McGee, San Juan Del Sur
Not a ton of competition, but I went with Julie because she's got a nice body and we know she's not with that D-bag John Rocker anymore.  Although you do have to question her judgment.  She beats out Julie Berry and Neleh Dennis.  

1979: Corinne Kaplan, Gabon and Caramoan
I've just developed a huge crush on Corinne.  She isn't a mom, but she looks like the prototypical MILF.  I guess you could call her a cougar, then.  She beats out Abi-Maria Gomes, Stephenie LaGrossa (now Kendrick), Jessica DeBen, and Sugar Kiper.

1978: Peih-Gee Law, China and Second Chance
Peih-Gee has aged incredibly well, so I had to pick her.  She beats out Sally Schumann, Dolly Neely, Christa Hastie, and Heidi Strobel (now Hamels). 

1977: Cecilia Mansilla, Cook Islands
Cecilia is yet another that not too many people know about, but should.  She was such a babe on her season.  She beats out Sarah Jones and Candace Smith.

And that's it, there wasn't anyone from 1976.  Honorable mention to 1969 with Laura Morett, who is a GILF.  I might add to this list with subsequent casts of Survivor.