Ranking Each Season of Survivor based on their hotness of the women

You read the title, did you not?  So you know what this is about.  I'm going to go worst to best and rank each season of Survivor based on how hot the women that season are.  Can one woman carry a season?  If she's hot enough, maybe.  Basically, if someone told me I could sleep with a random female from a season (of my age or close to) these are the rankings for me for each season.  I'm going to slightly favor a season with one hot chick and the rest "meh" options over a season with slightly better than "meh" options.

43. Borneo 
Sure, you have Colleen, and Stacey is kind of pretty too, but that's about it.  Jenna's not bad, either, but just nobody here that really strikes my fancy.  Not even the runner-up, Kelly.

42. Africa
Who is there to choose from?  Kelly?  Kim Powers?  Lindsey?  All very "meh" options at best.

41. Thailand
After Erin, not a whole lot.  Shii-Ann is just... ok.  Tanya and Penny are fairly pretty but nothing special.  

40. Marquesas 
Other than Sarah, there's not much here.  Tammy, Neleh, and Gina don't grab my attention.  

39. Australian Outback
So we have Amber, who carries.  Elisabeth is pretty, but her political leanings take points away.  There's not much else after that; Jerri is overrated and Kimmi is trashy.

38. All-Stars
The first returnee season is the one with the fewest hot returnees, unsurprisingly.  Amber carries again, but who else is there?  Jenna, Jerry, Shii-Ann?  Meh.

37. Tocantins
For a season in Survivor's heyday, there really isn't much here.  Candace and Sydney are pretty, and Erinn's not bad, but that's about it.  Carolina?  Meh.  Sierra?  Good one.

36. Vanuatu
Generally the "Men vs. Women" type-seasons feature some hot women, but not really Vanuatu.  Ami is pretty but unfortunately gay, Eliza's okay, and Dolly's not bad.  There is Julie, but she's tainted by Mr. Probst so... yeah.  

35. Panama: Exile Island
I really thought this would be higher, since I had a big crush on Danielle when it first aired.  But the young women's tribe only had four members, and two of the other four (Sally and Misty) were only ok and Courtney was bleh.  

34. Fiji
It doesn't help one of the females quit before the start.  To me, Liliana carries this season, but unfortunately, she's a pre-merge boot.  Not much else after that, Jessica and Erica were just ok and Stacey and Michelle--same.

33. Pearl Islands
There's Darrah who I really like.  And I had a small crush on Christa when the season first aired.  But after that, a lot of forgettable faces.  

32. Palau
My personal favorite was Ashlee, but she was on the ill-fated Ulong tribe, unfortunately.  Jenn (RIP) is pretty too, and I also really like Stephenie.  But after those three... not a lot for me.

31. Guatemala
My favorite Brianna is unfortunately booted early, but I also like Steph (again) and even Morgan and Brooke and Danni.  Not a ton after that, though.

30. South Pacific 
This is the first season after HvV on this list.  It's just not very memorable.  Mikayla is hot and Whitney's not bad, but that's about it.  The winner, Sophie, isn't bad-looking, either.

29. Island of the Idols
It was hard for me to find my favorite on this cast because there's not really anyone that stands out.  All younger women are marginally attractive: Chelsea, Molly, Elizabeth, Kellee, etc.  

28. Game Changers
This cast has been criticized, and I'll continue that trend.  Who do they have?  Aubry?  Michaela?  I'm not a fan of Hali or Sierra.  Andrea's probably the hottest, but she does not really have any competition.

27. 43
The thing that bumps this season up is that each tribe has at least one attractive woman.  Baka had Elie and Morriah (and to an extent, Jeanine).  Vesi had Justine and Noelle.  Coco had Cassidy.  But what keeps it down is that very few of them made it far, and only one (Cassidy) made the final 7.  Shame.

26. Amazon
Heidi and Jenna definitely carry this season.  And them stripping multiple times does help.  Shawna's not bad, but she's not in their league.  I think Christy kind of brings them down, otherwise they'd be a bit higher.

25. Worlds Apart
This is one of the least-liked casts in recent memory, and they don't even have the hotness to back it up.  Sierra and Hali aren't my type.  Jenn's pretty, to an extent.  But that is about it.  

24. Winners at War
I'm actually surprised this is as high (towards #1) as it is, considering it's the oldest (on average) cast in Survivor history.  But Parvati and Michele definitely carry this season.  Amber has some MILF qualities, and somehow Sophie looks better than in her first appearance.

23. 41
This season really doesn't have anyone stand out at me too much.  Erika, the winner, I like, and Sydney's got quite the body, but that's about it.  Sarah is an early boot and there's really no one else.

22. Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers
Jessica is my favorite on the season, and there are a few decent-looking women aside from her in Ali, Desi, and Ashley.  Not the most memorable female cast, however.

21. Ghost Island
A largely forgettable cast not having many attractive women?  Seems to be the norm.  Chelsea is hot, Morgan's pretty, Stephanie's hot as well, and Libby's really pretty, but that's it.  Not any 10/10's for me.

20. Nicaragua
Obviously, not anyone on the older tribe is one I'd consider hot.  On the younger tribe, there's Brenda (my favorite), both Kelly's, and Alina, but that's about it.  And nobody gets that far.

19. Heroes vs. Villains
Obviously one of the greatest casts ever, but they cast more for heroic and villainous qualities rather than looks here.  I like Steph, Sugar, Parvati, and Danielle, but that's it.  

18. San Juan Del Sur
For a somewhat recent season this doesn't have the best-looking women.  I really like Baylor, and Julie has got it going on.  But not much after that, Jacquelin is all right.  

17. Redemption Island
There's a few good-looking women, notably Andrea, Nat-Ten, Krista, and Stephanie.  Heck, even Sarita's got something going on.  My favorite would be Stephanie, but unfortunately, she was on the outs on her tribe and aligned with Russell Hantz and was a pre-merge boot.

16. One World
I go back and forth on this one, so here near the middle is a good spot.  My favorites from this season are actually Alicia and Kat, although their personalities leave a lot to be desired.  But to me, they carry the season to this spot.  Chelsea's not bad, but that's about it as far as the rest of the cast goes.  

15. 42
Tori first caught my eye, but Chanelle is the one who won my heart.  My God Chanelle's a knockout.  There's not a ton after them, maybe Lindsay and possibly Lydia, but that's it.  

14. Cagayan
You might expect this one to be a bit higher, but the only women I'm attracted to are obviously on the "Beauties" tribe, and really only Morgan stands out, but boy, does she.  Alexis and Jefra are really pretty as well.  But there's really no one else for me.

13. Cook Islands
The first diverse cast in Survivor's history is definitely a good-looking one.  Women I'd consider hot are Cecilia, Sundra, and Parvati, with Becky and Candice not bad-looking, either.  I recently discovered how hot Cecilia is; she's smoking.

12. Blood vs. Water
Oddly, I think the loved ones are more attractive as a whole than the returning players.  Returning players include Kat and Laura, who is somehow hotter in this appearance.  Then on the loved ones tribe, you have Katie and Ciera, with Katie stealing the show for me.

11. Cambodia: Second Chance
I think a lot of the fans voted for the more attractive players in a lot of cases.  I really appreciated seeing Peih-Gee back, who like Laura in Blood vs. Water got even hotter on her second appearance.  There's also the witch's coven of Wentworth, Abi and Ciera that I would take any one of.  Good job, fans.

10. Millennials vs. Gen X
I thought this might be kind of near the very top, but nope.  Well, it's still top 10.  My favorite from this season is Michelle, so gorgeous.  Michaela and Figgy are pretty, as well.  But then there's not much after that, maybe Rachel or Mari?

9. China
This is a cast that I seem to ogle over someone different each time I watch.  I've ogled over Amanda, Jaime, and Peih-Gee, and Sherea isn't bad-looking, either.  Jaime was my first crush, but Peih-Gee was my second.

8. Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites
We got good-looking women on both sides, you might be surprised to hear me say.  Every female favorite is hot outside of Cirie, and the fans have Natalie, Alexis, and even Mary.  I'd put Parvati and Natalie as my two favorites.  

7. Caramoan: Fans vs. Favorites
This is an underrated cast in terms of hotness.  The favorites tribe isn't stacked with great players (historically), but you have the ABC trio of Andrea, Brenda, and Corinne who are all smokin' hot.  On the fans tribe, you have the two forgettable women in Ally and Hope, but Julia is VASTLY underrated.  She looks amazing in a bikini this season.  

6. Philippines
This cast is pretty stacked.  From the blue tribe, you have Angie, a beauty queen.  From the red tribe, you have Dawson and Katie.  And from the yellow tribe, you have RC and Abi.  I would do any of those aforementioned women.  It's a very solid cast (of women).

5. Gabon
This is a group that I think is vastly underrated.  I really like Corinne physically, and Sugar's not bad on the eyes, either.  There are slightly forgettable but pretty faces in Kelly, Jacquie, and Michelle.  And I could never forget about tiny Paloma, whose looks still hold up to this day.

4. Edge of Extinction
If this season was a movie, Victoria would be the leading star, and her supporting cast would be Wendy, Aurora, Lauren, and returnees Kelley Wentworth and Aubry.  That's a pretty good cast to me.  Victoria carries, and she is well supported.

3. David vs. Goliath
This season is filled with beautiful women on both starting tribes.  Jessica, Bi, and Gabby on the Davids are all knockouts.  Then the Goliaths have Kara, Natalia, and Angelina.  I mean, that's over half the women, easily.

2. Samoa 
Surprised to see it this high?  Well, the Foa Foa tribe is stacked with beautiful women, from Marisa to Ashley to eventual winner Natalie.  Heck, even Liz is cute.  Galu is pretty stacked as well with Monica, Laura, and Kelly.  This season has one of the hottest winners ever in Natalie, so it should be ranked high.

1. Kaoh Rong
Holy shit.  The beauties tribe with Julia, Michele, and Ana might be my favorite tribe ever.  Julia's my favorite female of all time; she is literally perfect.  And what makes this season so exceptional is that the other tribes (besides the Beauty tribe) also have hotties, including Aubry, Liz, and Alecia.  Even Cydney's not bad.  But the fact that Michele won (and Julia got pretty far) was just the icing on the cake.