Ranking Survivor New Era Tribes on the Hotness of their Women

I thought I'd rank the New-Era tribes of Survivor on the hotness of the women on their tribe.  One really hot woman may carry, but if all three are good-looking they'll rank high as well.  I'll also factor in if the better-looking women got voted out too early, which, unfortunately, does happen. 

I'll keep adding to this as the seasons go on, so to make it easy for me, I will not number them, because otherwise I'd have to keep renumbering them.

So, from lowest to highest...

- Yase (41): Evvie, Tiffany, Liana
Who'd have thought Liana would easily be the hottest?  If that's the case, yikes.  That's the reason their tribe is ranked so low.  

- Taku (42): Marya, Maryanne, Lindsey
This is the one where there's no awful ones yet no stand outs.  I could take or leave any of them.

- Lavo (47): Teeny, Aysha, Genevieve
Teeny, like Evvie, is non-binary, so that hurts them.  Aysha doesn't do much for me, either.  Genevieve isn't bad, but she's not really my type. 

- Kele (49): Nicole, Annie, Sophi
My word does Sophi carry.  And I'm sorry to say, I'm not that into Sophi, which is why they're ranked pretty low.

- Civa (48): Chrissy, Charity, Kamilla
Kamilla carries and is underrated.  Charity is not bad, but the height and tattoos aren't my type.  Chrissy's older, but not too bad.

- Hina (49): Kristina, MC, Sophie
Again, only one person carries, in this case, Sophie.  MC and Kristina just aren't it, I'm sorry to say.

- Coco (43): Karla, Lindsey, Cassidy
So we have an overweight lesbian, an old lady, and a basic girl.  At least Cassidy's not bad-looking, but she's just not my type.  

- Lulu (45): Sabiyah, Hannah, Emily
No standouts, but I wouldn't say no to any of them.  They just all have mildly unappealing qualities, if I'm being honest.

- Vula (48): Stephanie, Mary, Sai
Like Lulu, no standouts, but also wouldn't say no to any.  But I would rather Sai than Sabiyah and Mary over Hannah or Emily.  

- Siga (46): Soda, Liz, Venus
Soda is too overweight (sorry), Liz isn't bad but just... it's hard to say.  Her anger outburst doesn't help.  Venus is fairly hot but is a bit too skinny for my liking and doesn't have enough curves.

- Yanu (46): Jess, Tiffany, Kenzie
Nobody that hot but nobody I'd say no to, either.  Jess and Tiff are all right, and Kenzie is fairly hot but has too many tattoos for my liking.

- Uli (49): Shannon, Sage, Savannah
The three S's!  Savannah carries, but she has some support from Sage and Shannon, who aren't bad looking at all.  Just no standouts for me, personally.

- Vesi (43): Nneka, Noelle, Justine
Nneka is older, Noelle is fairly pretty, and Justine is hot but gets booted pre-merge.  Disappointing.

- Ika (42): Swati, Drea, Tori
For a 19-year-old girl, Swati just doesn't do it for me.  Drea's not bad, I guess.  Tori's pretty, but if she's the one carrying, that's not good.

- Lagi (48): Star, Bianca, Eva
Eva's the standout from this tribe, with Bianca being an above average 2nd placer.  Star is... well, Star.  

- Belo (45): Kendra, Katurah, Kellie
Kendra is actually kinda icky, Katurah's not bad, and Kellie is really pretty but unfortunately is gay.  The three K's of Belo rank about mid for me.

- Ua (41): Genie, Sarah, Shan
Genie is, well, Genie, but unfortunately, Sarah got the early boot.  Sarah would elevate this team higher if she made it further.  And Shan's not bad, but there's just better out there.

- Tika (44): Carolyn, Sarah, Helen
The least desirable of the 3, Carolyn, makes it furthest, so that's not good.  Helen is an early boot, unfortunately, and Sarah is fairly early as well.  But they're both pretty.

- Tuku (47): Sue, Caroline, Tiyana
Tiyana certainly carries, but Caroline isn't bad, either.  In fact, Caroline's an underrated hottie.  Sue and her plastic surgery combined with her age really bring them down.  I believe Sue is the oldest woman in the new era, which doesn't help.

- Baka (43): Jeanine, Morriah, Elie
No duds here, but no complete packages, either.  Jeanine is cute, Morriah has some nice... calcium cannons... and Elie is pretty.  But none really stand out that much. 

- Gata (47): Rachel, Anika, Sierra 
Nobody bad on this tribe at all, so like Baka above, nobody terrible nor great here.  Rachel's fairly cute, Anika's more a butterface, and Sierra's decent but not outstanding to me.

- Soka (44): Heidi, Frannie, Claire
Heidi's not bad for her age, Frannie is cute, and Claire is pretty damn hot.  This is a solid tribe.

- Luvu (41): Heather, Erika, Sydney
Heather brings them down a bit, but Sydney (hot) and Erika (cute) are both above average.  Sydney helps carry.

- Siga (46): Maria, Jem, Moriah
Two above-average ladies in Jem and Mo, with Jem having nice boobs and Mo being a cute geeky girl that feels obtainable.  Maria ain't bad either for her age.

- Vati (42): Jenny, Lydia, Chanelle
Jenny's not bad for a woman her age, Lydia's... interesting, but it's Chanelle who carries.  Oh man, does she carry.

- Reba (45): Julie, Dee, J.Maya
How'd they get this high?  Well... Julie's actually kinda MILF-y, for one.  Dee is of course freaking gorgeous.  And J.Maya... well I just have a thing for her.  She's got a smoldering kinda look that I like.

- Ratu (44): Maddy, Jaime Lynn, Lauren
The best of the best is Ratu from 44.  Maddy is a top hottie on any season if she makes it far.  Jaime is one of the cutest players ever.  And Lauren is the MILF of all MILFS.  There is no hotter tribe... period.

Top 10 Hottest TV Women

I've been thinking of the hottest women I've seen in TV shows (No reality TV shows, so no Survivor).  Sometimes actresses are cast, and they are at their peak physically, and I sure am thankful.  I wanted to highlight my top 10 hottest actresses I've seen on TV shows.  Keep in mind that I will be sticking to TV shows I've seen  Also, a few actresses on here may have been under 18 when they first started on their respective shows, but I will only be considering the seasons they were 18+ on.  And I'll consider guest stars as well as the main cast.  I might do one for movies at some point as well.  

10. Maggie Grace as Shannon Rutherford - LOST
I've never really had a huge crush on Maggie Grace, but I can certainly tell she's gorgeous and has a great body.  She was definitely at her peak on LOST.  She looked amazing in swimsuits on the show.  And lucky Naveen Andrews and Ian Somerhalder got to make out with her.  Yes, even the guy that played her step-brother.  

9. Christa Miller as Kate O'Brien - The Drew Carey Show
It never really made sense why such a beautiful woman in Kate hung out with Drew, Oswald, and Lewis.  And even further, why she dated Drew.  Christa was absolutely gorgeous as Kate, and she made Kate appear to be the complete package.  Unfortunately, Christa's plastic surgery/botox has made her age not so well, but we still have the Drew Carey Show to look back on fondly.

8. Melanie Lynskey as Rose - Two and a Half Men
If you can put the creepy stalker vibes aside, Rose is smoking hot.  She often shows off her cleavage and I often wonder why Charlie (and later, Alan) turns her down.  She exudes sex and has an amazing figure.  She's the kind of chick you weigh the pros and cons of sleeping with, and eventually, the pros win out. 

7. Emma Kenney as Debbie Gallagher - Shameless
You know it's a shame (pun 100% intended) that Debbie didn't have anything close to a nude scene after she and the actress turned 18.  Her character ends up losing a few toes, but I could get over that.  She's just got such a great figure that I can't help but ogle over.  AFTER she's 18, of course.

6. Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne - Twin Peaks
Yep, a show from over 30 years ago.  Sherilyn Fenn is incredibly hot in Twin Peaks.  And that scene where she propositions Dale Cooper with nothing but a sheet covering her... wow.  If I was Dale Cooper I would've broken all of my oaths.

5. Francia Raisa as Valentina - How I Met Your Father
I remember seeing Francia first on "The Secret Life of the American Teenager".  She was gorgeous.  She still is.  In fact, maybe even more so.  Hilary Duff is not bad-looking by any means, but Francia steals the spotlight when they're on screen together.  

4. Ariel Winter as Alex Dunphy - Modern Family
This is obviously after Ariel/Alex is 18.  Anyway, she pulls off the hot nerd so darn well.  She, unfortunately, went too far with her looks (i.e. using too much makeup, perhaps getting surgery), but for the first few seasons after she turns 18, she's phenomenal.  

3. Katelyn Nacon as Enid - The Walking Dead
I developed a huge crush on Enid as my friends can attest.  I definitely wanted a love/makeout scene, and I instantly got jealous of Carl and Aiden when they got to be attached to her.  Of course, it was such a shame when she was killed off, but fortunately, they already had another cute brunette on hand in Lydia.  But Enid will always be my favorite.

2. Hayden Panettiere as Claire Bennet - Heroes
Now she was playing a mid-teen on Heroes, but she and I are the same age, and she turned 18 during season two, which is when I'm considering this, anyway.  Hayden had such a petite killer body (she still does).  I fell in love with her, and she was a huge reason I kept watching Heroes, despite its quality going downhill.

1. Erica Durance as Lois Lane - Smallville
The funny thing is that I never thought much of Erica Durance before I watched Smallville.  But after watching it, holy shit.  She is an absolute babe in every sense of the word.  She exudes sex.  Her performance really helps make her desirable.  Before watching Smallville, I didn't know she had quite the body/rack.  And she pulls off that sly smile/smirk so effortlessly and flawlessly.  I would refuse to fast forward through the intro just to catch that shot of her emerging from the water in a bikini.

Going over my options

 I am writing this more for myself than anyone, but that's true of many of these if I'm honest.  As previously mentioned, I'm on furlough with my employer.  In fact, it was one year ago today that my boss put me on furlough.  He said it would be for 60-90 days, but here I still am on furlough.  My savings has, not surprisingly, taken a hit, but there's only so long I can do this.  So what are my options?  I'll bullet-point them below.

- Keep doing what I'm doing and hope to be brought back full time
Bad thing is, I've tried this.  I've tried to be the best employee, taking on as many files as my boss will allow me.  Another bad thing being I simply cannot do this much longer.  Also, if I'm not brought back by this summer, it's not happening this year (since winters are very slow), so I'd definitely need to move on.  I've done some small side hustles such as selling some of my things on Mercari and doing surveys on YouGov, but those don't pay that much.  

- Work a part-time job/side hustle, and still do files for my boss
I've strongly considered this option.  Unfortunately, my anxiety prevents me from doing a lot of jobs, but I do feel like I could do some side hustles, such as Instacart.  However, there is a waiting list to sign up to be one of their shoppers.  I have put myself on the waiting list to start.  I could also work part-time at, say a grocery store (I have experience there), but last time I applied to work at a grocery store part-time I ended up working there ten years.  

- Find a new full-time job
The bad thing about this is that it's easier said than done.  Jobs that I'm comfortable doing and I'm qualified to do are few and far between.  It would be nice to get a new start and not have to work about working on loan files anymore.  I have looked, but the pickings have been slim.  I'm not picky on pay.  I'd rather work a low-paying job I'm comfortable with than a higher-paying job that stresses me out.

- Do a side hustle full time
People do this.  Could I?  I think so.  I've seen a Door Dasher on Tiktok "Bike Dasher", who rides his bike to deliver Door Dash orders.  I think I could possibly do that with a scooter, or if I must, my own car.  I'd have to rent out a garage with my apartment complex to store the scooter.  But I'd have to be ultra-committed.  Also, would my parents approve?  Unlikely.  So this is a longshot.

Those are all the options I can think of.  I just want to fast-forward to when I'm making a decent income again, regardless of which option I choose.  I hate the process of applying for jobs, interviewing, and waiting to hear back.  But if, in the end, I need to grin it and bear it, I will do that.


UPDATE: Well, I've decided to go with option 2, which is work a part-time job and still do files for my boss.  I got an interview next week for a part-time job which I'm hopeful I'll get.  If not, I'm going to keep applying to part-time positions until I get one.  I'm confident I can handle doing both, and I know my current boss will be okay with me doing this.  Honestly, I bet he's surprised I haven't done something like this sooner.  Hopefully I'll update with good news later!

UPDATE 2: Option 2 didn't work out (they never called for the phone interview).  However, I decided to work part-time at Amazon, and I have already gone through my new hire orientation and my first day is next Monday!  I'm hoping this time at Amazon will stick, and I think it well.  But mostly, I hope this and doing files for my boss will be enough income to get by.  Time will tell.

Living with Anxiety Sucks

I hate it.  It cripples me.  It suffocates me.  It controls my life.  It controls my actions and decisions, and I cannot live a free or exciting life.  People expect me to have a more social life, go out more, and do things that "normal" people do, but anxiety prevents me.  The mere thought sometimes frightens me to my core.  

I can do certain things.  I can go places with my girlfriend, who, let's face it, is a godsend.  She doesn't suffer from anxiety like I do, thank God (or at least, nowhere near the extent I do).  She is willing to put up with mine, and for that, I am forever grateful.  She's a bit of a homebody (she likes to stay home on most occasions).  But if you were to ask me to go to any of these places with a stranger or by myself, I couldn't do it.  I've managed to go to the movies alone, but that's pushing it for me.  I try to pick a seat without anyone occupying any of my neighboring seats, but someone always seems to take one of them, causing my anxiety to be fairly high throughout the duration of the film.  Also, I certainly couldn't push myself to go to a sporting event alone.

I get anxiety (to an extent) from my mom, who also suffers from it.  I am a lot like her because I also dislike large crowds and prefer to stay home almost as often as possible.  My dad, much like my girlfriend with me, has been incredible in putting up with it.  My dad is perhaps the bigger hero as he is a very social person, someone who (for the most part) enjoys crowds and groups of people.  Yet, he has foregone many social events (or left early) for my mother.  I hope he does not resent her for this (and honestly, I doubt he does).  

People without anxiety, like my dad and sister, need to understand that people with anxiety, like myself and my mom, can still enjoy life without going out to social gatherings all the time or traveling or anything of that nature.  My sister has often been disappointed in me when I've said I'm not keen on doing something of a social nature.  Perhaps I'll need to have a serious conversation with her someday.  I'm not 100% sure she's aware of the level of anxiety I suffer from.  She may be under the belief that my anxiety is muted compared to our mother's, which it is not.  

As I said, I can still enjoy life and have fun.  I do enjoy the occasional social gathering so long as I'm with at least one person who can be my "rock" (normally my girlfriend).  I honestly don't know what I'd do without her.  Be a hermit, I guess.  I enjoy life at home, watching sports, television, and movies with my girlfriend.  We go out to eat fairly often as well.  We hang out with my sister and her boyfriend every so often.  

But unfortunately, it also has affected my career.  I worked in retail for a decade, and I was able to after getting used to it.  But I have been either unemployed or on sabbatical three times in the last four years.  And when it comes to getting a new job, it's extremely difficult for me.  First off, job searching in itself is anxiety-inducing.  Secondly, I have to be picky with what jobs I apply to, as most jobs out there (including the ones I'm qualified for) would likely cause me to have a panic attack.   

I hope someday to be able to manage my anxiety levels better.  I should probably go see a doctor or a therapist.  But generally, you don't see one of those until an attack causes a big incident.  And right now, it feels like I'm just a ticking time bomb.  

2022 SUCKED

That's it.  2022 sucked.  In the future, I will not look back on this year fondly.  Too many bad things happened.  We still have over a month left of 2022, and I can't see enough good happening in that time to offset all of the bad shit of 2022.

The one that affects me most is being put on leave/furlough in May.  I am still on leave.  I have looked at other jobs, but there's nothing out there that's worth leaving this job.  This job I have now (or what's left of it) is the best I've ever had in terms of work I can handle and pay.  If I leave for some retail job, I know I'll regret it.  

Therefore, my bank account has taken a hit, as I'm not getting paid as much as I used to.  I have focused on limiting my spending, but it's been tough.  This is going to set my girlfriend and me back at least a year in terms of us wanting to buy a place of our own.  

I also lost a cousin this year.  I wasn't particularly close to him, but he was still young, and the few times I had met him, I always thought he was someone I could look up to.  I went to his celebration of life, and it broke my heart to see my Aunt, Uncle, and other cousin (his sister) so torn apart by his passing.  

But what really put a capper on this year was the news I got last week.  Seeing as this is my 2nd blog and seeing as I don't share any personal information, I thought it'd be safe to share it here.  Anyway, my best friend got arrested earlier this month.  I'm not going to say what for, but I know I'm not going to see him again for a long time, if ever.  He was the one that I supported for 3 years, covering his rent and bills.  Now I know that I'll never get fully paid back.  But more importantly, I worry about him.  Even if he owes me money, I'd rather him be safe, healthy, and free than have that money back.  I essentially lost a friend, as I cannot see or hang out with him anymore.  

I haven't even mentioned all of the celebrities that have died this year.  It always seems like such a high amount.  Olivia Newton-John, Jason David Frank, Aaron Carter, Robbie Coltrane, and Coolio, to name a few.  All of those had an impact on my childhood.  And we can't forget the majesty Queen Elizabeth II.  Too many left us too soon.

It's funny, 2020 was a good year for me (not for most in the world, but it was for me).  I got out of a bad living situation, found a cool new apartment, and got a great job.  The following year, 2021, wasn't as great, but it still was a solid year.  I bought a new car, for one thing.  Nothing bad happened like has happened this year.

I have to try to focus on the positives of 2022.  I flew to Florida and was on the east coast for the first time in my life.  I got to go to Universal Studios, Florida, and Tampa.  I got to see the Mariners end their playoff drought and win a playoff series!  That was something I was starting to worry would never happen.  

2023 is less than six weeks away at this point.  I have a few goals.  One: Get back to work full-time or find a new job that can support my girlfriend and me.  Two: Lose weight.  Year after year, I fail to do so.  I need to.  And three: Enjoy life more fully.  Go to Mariner games, a Seahawk game, and maybe a concert.  Maybe travel again?  I want to have 2022 be a distant memory.  Let's hope that happens; I'll certainly do my best to make it so. 

Well, the year still isn't over and another bad thing happened.  Perhaps I spoke too soon.  I got a call from my parents, telling me my sister was in a car accident with her boyfriend.  My sister was driving her car, and her car was totaled.  She suffered minor injuries and was the only vehicle involved as she crashed into a concrete wall.  Still, I feel awful for her.  I want nothing more than to re-do this year.  I'd gladly give away all of the good things in exchange for none of the bad happening.  But, that's life.  You take the good with the bad.  But I don't think I could handle anything else bad happening this year, or even for the foreseeable future.  

The BEDAMNS Game

 I have developed a new game I call the BEDAMNS Game.  It's similar to Marry-Fuck-Kill, but with 7 options instead of 3.  You pick seven women and pick which action you'd like to do with each of them.  The actions are:

B - Boobs/Breasts
Whose boobs you'd most like to see, fondle, kiss, motorboat, do whatever you want to them.  You'd get to explore the girl of your choice's boobs but nothing else.

E - Explore Body
Whose nude body you'd most like to explore with your hands, mouth, and eyes.  You get full reign.  Only rule is, you can't use your cock (so no penetration of any kind is allowed).

D - Date
Who you'd most like to go on a date with.  Any sexual activity is not promised.

A - Ass
Whose ass you'd most like to see, touch, feel, kiss, whatever you want to do to it.  But ass only.

M - Makeout
Who you'd most like to make out with.  Pretty self-explanatory.  The amount of time is arbitrary, but it'd be a legit makeout session.

N - Necking
Whose neck you'd most like to kiss and smell.  Allows you to get intimate (smell, hear moan), but only so far.

S - Sex
Again, self-explanatory.  As long as you can last.  Or an entire night's worth.  

So, I thought I'd go through some of my favorite fandoms/categories and pick who I'd assign to each.  Should be fun.  I occasionally add more at the bottom and update ones I've already done if some women appear in a fandom I haven't added yet.

Small note, if a character turns 18 during its shows run, I am only obviously considering them once their character is 18 or older, which I indicate with an "(18+)".

Star Wars Live Action (Films)
Women: Princess Leia, Padme Amidala, Rey, Q'ira, Jyn Erso, Ahsoka Tano (Adult live-action), Sabine Wren

Boobs - Princess Leia.  No bras in space!
Explore - Padme.  Hey, who wouldn't?
Date - Rey.  I think I could get along with her.
Ass - Sabine. I've seen her actress's ass, so I know what I'm getting into.
Makeout - Jyn Erso.  She has very kissable lips.
Neck - Ahsoka.  She's a different species, after all.
Sex - Q'ira.  It's Emilia Clarke, come on.

Star Wars EU/Legends/Video Games
Women: Bastila Shan (KotOR), Jan Ors (Jedi Knight series), Juno Eclipse (The Force Unleashed), Merrin (Star Wars Jedi series), Trilla (Star Wars Jedi series) Mara Jade Skywalker, Kay Vess (Outlaws)

Boobs - Juno. She actually shows cleavage in TFU, and she's got a nice pair.
Explore - Trilla.  Would love to see what's under that Sith garb.
Date - Kay Vess.  I'd love to hear about her adventures, and perhaps we'd get along
Ass - Jan Ors.  It's hard to see anything due to the graphics of the early 2000s, but I'd still put her here.
Makeout - Merrin.  I actually got jealous of Cal when he got to do this in SWJS.
Neck - Mara Jade.  I doubt Luke would allow anything else.
Sex - Bastila. How could I not pick who I consider the hottest video game character ever for this?

Harry Potter Actresses
Women: Emma Watson (Hermione), Bonnie Wright (Ginny), Evanna Lynch (Luna), Katie Leung (Cho), Jessie Cave (Lavender), Scarlett Byrne (Pansy), Angelica Mandy (Gabrielle Delacour)

Boobs - Jessie (Lavender).  She's hiding a nice pair.
Explore - Evanna (Luna).  Don't know what it is, her paleness?  I like it.
Date - Angelica (Gabrielle).  This is after she turned 18, of course.
Ass - Scarlett (Pansy).  She has a nice, tight ass.
Makeout - Emma (Hermione).  She looks like a great kisser.
Neck - Katie (Cho).  Not hugely attracted to her, but this would still be kinda hot.
Sex - Bonnie (Ginny).  Take that, Harry.

Smallville
Women: Lois, Lana, Chloe, Tess, Kara, Helen Bryce, Victoria Hardwick

Boobs - Tess.  I noticed them at times.
Explore - Victoria Hardwick.  She's Kelly Brook, for Pete's sakes. 
Date - Chloe.  Actress aside, Chloe seems like a sweet girl I could get along with.
Ass - Kara.  Can't remember it but I'm sure she's got a nice one.
Makeout - Helen Bryce.  Emmanuelle Vaugier is so pretty.
Neck - Lana.  Never been hugely attracted to her.
Sex - Lois.  She exudes sex.

LOST
Women: Kate, Sun, Claire, Juliet, Penny, Ana-Lucia, Shannon

Boobs - Penny.  I've seen Sonya Walger's boobs, and I'd love to play with them.
Explore - Juliet.  I guess?
Date - Claire.  Before the jungle made her crazy.
Ass - Ana-Lucia.  She's a Latina, after all.
Makeout - Kate.  That kiss she had with Sawyer in the jungle; I'd want to recreate that.
Neck - Sun.  I don't think Jin would kill me for this.
Sex - Shannon.  I'd pretend to be Boone, haha.

Game of Thrones
Women: Cersei, Daenerys, Sansa (18+), Missandei, Melisandre, Gilly, Margaery Tyrell

Boobs - Melisandre - She's got nice ones.
Explore - Daenerys.  I've seen her naked, but I'd still love to explore up close.
Date - Sansa.  Once she's 18, I'd give her a shot.
Ass - Gilly.  I've seen Hannah Murray's ass, and I'd like to touch it.
Makeout - Margaery.  She looks like a good kisser.
Neck - Cersei.  Because I don't desire anything else.
Sex - Missandei.  I'd show her what a man with a working appendage can do.

The Walking Dead
Women: Maggie, Rosita, Sasha, Lydia, Beth, Enid, Princess

Boobs - Maggie.  Season 2 Maggie to be specific.
Explore - Princess.  Can't tell from the show but I think she has a smokin' bod.
Date - Rosita.  I'd love a tough Latina chick as a gf.
Ass - Lydia.  She's got a nice tush.
Makeout - Sasha. She looks like a good kisser.
Neck - Beth.  I always put my least attracted to here.
Sex - Enid.  Just pure carnal sex with a complete package.

Friends
Women: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Kathy, Charlie, Emily, Mona

Boobs - Rachel.  I'm sure they're tanned at least.
Explore - Kathy.  Chandler's dream in season 4.
Date - Phoebe.  She seems fun.
Ass - Mona.  Just a hunch.
Makeout - Charlie.  Aisha Tyler has nice lips.
Neck - Emily.  Don't want to do anything else with her.
Sex - Monica.  She seems the best of the main cast in the sack.

Actresses that appeared on Friends (The age they are now, though)
Women: Reese Witherspoon (Jill), Melissa George (Molly), Mae Whitman (Sarah), Eva Amurri (Dina), Dakota Fanning (Mackenzie), Kyla Pratt (Charla), Emily Osment (Lelani)

Boobs - Eva Amurri.  Seen them (Californication), but would be nice to touch.
Explore - Kyla Pratt.  She's got a very nice figure.
Date - Mae Whitman.  I could see us connecting; we're close in age.
Ass - Melissa George.  Not sure where else to put her, but she's got a nice tush.
Makeout - Dakota Fanning.  She looks like a good kisser.
Neck - Reese Witherspoon.  The age difference would be an issue, but I bet she smells great.
Sex - Emily Osment.  She's gorgeous and underrated.  Hotter than her Hannah Montana co-star Miley Cyrus ever was.

How I Met Your Mother
Women: Robin, Lily, Tracy, Victoria, Zoey, Quinn, Stella

Boobs - Quinn.  Lucky Barney.
Explore - Robin. She's in great shape.
Date - Tracy.  If she's perfect for Ted, she'd be a good match for me, too.
Ass - Victoria.  She's got a nice figure which includes her butt.
Makeout - Stella.  Not huge on this but oh well.
Neck - Lily.  Wouldn't feel comfortable doing anything else.
Sex - Zoey.  She looks like an amazing lay.

Lord of the Rings/Hobbit/Rings of Power
Women: Arwen, Eowyn, Galadriel (RoP version), Tauriel, Bronwyn, Nori, Rosie

Boobs - Arwen.  She probably has the nicest pair in LotR history. 
Explore - Galadriel.  To explore an Elfen body would be amazing.
Date -  Eowyn.  Before she marries Faramir, and hopefully it would lead to something.
Ass - Rosie.  Sam probably enjoyed her from behind, so I would too, lol.
Makeout - Tauriel.  I already chose one of Evangeline Lily's characters for this, might as well do another
Neck - Nori.  Only thing I'd feel comfortable doing.  The actress is 22, but still.
Sex - Bronwyn.  I definitely kept fantasizing about her while watching RoP.  I love Nazanin Boniadi.

Marvel Cinematic Universe (first 4 phases)
Women: Black Widow, Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, Maria Hill, Peggy Carter, Pepper Potts, Jane Foster

Boobs - Peggy Carter.  Hayley Atwell, who plays her, has a great pair.
Explore - Scarlett Witch.  I wouldn't want to get too close to her (emotionally or physically).
Date - Jane Foster.  If Thor would let me.
Ass - Maria Hill.  She keeps in good shape, especially in this area.
Makeout - Captain Marvel.  This likely wouldn't go well, but I'm not hugely attracted to her, and I wanted to save the better options.
Neck - Pepper Potts.  Again, don't want to do anything else with her. 
Sex - Black Widow.  The best for last.

Actresses born in the same year as me (1989)
Women: Hayden Panettiere, Elizabeth Olsen, Lily James, Nathalie Emmanuel, Lily Collins, Nina Dobrev, Jane Levy

Boobs - Jane Levy.  She's one of the few I haven't seen the boobs of.
Explore - Nathalie Emmanuel.  That amazing skin complexion has to be explored.
Date - Hayden Panettiere.  I think I could talk the most with her. 
Ass - Elizabeth Olsen.  Haven't seen much of it, but would like to.
Makeout - Nina Dobrev.  I don't know if she has the best lips, but she looks like she knows how to have steamy makeout sessions.
Neck - Lily Collins.  She's married now, but I don't think her husband, Charlie, would kill me for this.
Sex - Lily James.  I always get immensely turned on by her sex scene in The Exception.

The Office Women
Women: Pam, Erin, Angela, Kelly, Jan, Karen, Holly

Boobs - Jan.  Either before or after the boob job.
Explore - Pam.  I'd like to explore her Pam-Pam's.
Date - Erin.  She'd be a fun person to go on a date with.
Ass - Angela.  I've seen what her butt looks like thanks to a nude scene the actress did, so I gotta go with this.
Makeout - Kelly.  I guess?  I kinda wish I was in Ryan's shoes when the two of them are making out.
Neck - Holly.  I think Michael would be okay with this (but jealous).
Sex - Karen.  Amazing body, face, the whole package.

Survivor New Era Women (my preferred 7 for Seasons 41-49)
Women: Chanelle (42), Claire (44), Lauren (44), Jaime Lynn (44), J.Maya (45), Moriah (46), Tiyana (47)

Boobs - Chanelle.  Yeah, she's got nice boobs.  
Explore - Jaime Lynn.  She's hiding a great body.  The few glimpses we get... whew.  
Date - Moriah.  She's a nerdy girl, which I like, and she just seems like a lot of fun (plus she's gorgeous).
Ass - Tiyana.  Seen most of it, but not completely uncovered.  It's quite a nice tooshie.
Makeout - Claire.  She's got nice kissable lips.
Neck - J.Maya - She doesn't look like she smells like a typical Indian... and maybe she could serenade me. 
Sex - Lauren.  To me, the hottest of the new era so far.

Breaking Bad Universe (BCS for Better Call Saul)
Women: Kim (BCS), Jane, Carmen, Marie, Lydia, Andrea, Betsy Kettleman (BCS)

Boobs - Betsy. Oh, she has nice ones.  Why else would r/kettlemilkers have been created on Reddit?
Explore - Kim.  She had a nice body, and I'd definitely love to explore it.
Date - Andrea.  Just like Jesse did.  Plus, I bet I would get along well with Brock.
Ass - Carmen.  Hey, even Hank commented on it: "Ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry."
Makeout - Jane.  So long as she hasn't just done drugs.  She looks like a great kisser.
Neck - Marie.  And she'd probably not enjoy it, but whatever.
Sex - Lydia.  I wouldn't want anything else to do with her, but man she's sexy.  Always in that pantsuit with those heels, lipstick...

Dexter 
Women: Deb, Rita, Jamie, Hannah, Lumen, Lila, Cira Manzon

Boobs - Lumen.  I guess?  I want to save some girls for other things.
Explore - Cira.  Had to include her because of how hot she is, and man would I love to explore her body.
Date - Rita.  Most women on here are borderline or fully psychotic, but not Rita.  She's a sweetheart.
Ass - Jamie.  Pretty sure we saw it on Dexter, but you can also see it on Lucifer.
Makeout - Deb.  Can't say why, but the idea of making out with her seems hot.
Neck - Lila.  Because I don't want to do anything else.
Sex - Hannah.  She's pretty hot in Dexter.  Although I'd definitely want to sever ties afterward.

Parks and Rec
Women: Leslie, Anne, April, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, Lucy, Diane, Mona-Lisa

Boobs - Diane.  We know she has some mommy milkers.
Explore - Lucy.  She has an incredible body, we just don't get to see it.
Date - Leslie.  She'd be a great conversationalist and I think we'd get along.
Ass - April.  Didn't see much of it, but she is part Puerto Rican.
Makeout - Mona-Lisa.  Shot in the dark, but I think she might be a good, if slightly selfish, kisser.
Neck - Shauna.  I hardly remember her anyway.
Sex - Anne.  Of course.  The hottest always gets this.

Shameless 
Women: Fiona, Vi, Debbie (Once 18), Svetlana, Tami, Mandy, Karen

Boobs - Debbie.  Don't even get me started!
Explore - Karen.  Yes, I've seen it, but that's true of most on here.  So long as she doesn't do anything crazy.
Date - Fiona. They actually mentioned her being about my age, despite Emmy Rossum being a few years older than me.
Ass - Svetlana.  That first scene where Terry forces Micky to have sex with her... her ass looks AMAZING.
Makeout - Vi.  The rest aren't exactly the most appealing for this.
Neck - Mandy.  I guess.  I liked Season 1 Mandy (Jane Levy), but not S2-on Mandy.  
Sex - Tami.  Wait, how did this happen, we're smarter than this.  But then again, neither was Lip, obviously.

The Handmaid's Tale 
Women: June, Serena/Mrs. Waterford, Janine, Moira, Emily, Rita, Alma

Boobs - Janine.  We never really get to see any cleavage on the show, but something tells me Janine's got a nice pair.
Explore - Alma.  I always liked her and thought she was hot.  Shame what happened.  
Date - Rita.  Wouldn't be a good fit, but I think she's got a good heart.
Ass - Moira.  Just like with cleavage, we never see any tight pants, but again, a hunch.
Makeout - Serena/Mrs. Waterford.  She looks like a good kisser, and honestly, it'd be kinda hot.
Neck - Emily.  She's gay, so I'm sure she'd be fine with this.  Sorta.
Sex - June.  I never thought of Elisabeth Moss as that hot before THT, but her sex scenes are pretty hot.  The consensual ones, at least.

Women in Sports
Women: Joy Taylor, Kristine Leahy, Katie Nolan, Erin Andrews, Charissa Thompson, Piper Shaw, Kay Adams

Boobs - Joy Taylor.  She's got such a great pair.  
Explore - Piper Shaw.  She's got a nice, tight body.
Date - Katie Nolan.  She is hilarious, and I know she's taken, but this is all hypothetical, anyway.
Ass - Kay Adams.  I think she's got a small, tight butt.  
Makeout - Kristine Leahy. She's gorgeous and I sure ogled over her when she was on The Herd.
Neck - Erin Andrews.  She's beautiful too, but doing anything more than this with her would feel weird.  Heck, even this would feel weird.
Sex - Charissa Thompson. I've seen a certain video of her that, well... makes me want this option. 

Female Singers (within 5 years of my age)
Women: Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Rihanna, Adele

Boobs - Adele.  I know she's got fairly big ones, at least.  
Explore - Demi.  I've always loved her body, curves and all.
Date - Taylor.  It would be cool to go on a date with her, even if she's taller than me.
Ass - Rihanna.  Pretty sure there's some pics out there of it.  It's a good one.
Makeout - Ariana.  She's got nice lips, and looks like a great kisser.
Neck - Lady Gaga.  I know she probably smells great.
Sex - Selena.  Oddly, I haven't completely fancied her until she reached her 30s.  But man would I.

The Walking Dead Telltale
Women: Carla, Lily, Molly, Kate, Eleanor, Michonne, Sam

Boobs - Michonne. She shows just a hint of cleavage that makes me want this option for her.
Explore - Eleanor.  I think she likely keeps her body fairly clean, even during the apocalypse.
Date - Carla.  She's a good shot and she could watch my back.
Ass - Molly.  We know she's fit since she's able to climb and scale buildings.
Makeout - Sam.  She's pretty, and I could definitely go for her. 
Neck - Lily.  Season 1 Lily wouldn't be too bad.  Season 4... yikes.
Sex - Kate.  Obvious choice.  Sorry David and Javi.

Suits
Women: Rachel, Donna, Katrina, Jenny, Sheila, Dana (Scottie), Samantha

Boobs - Donna.  How could I not?
Explore - Dana (Scottie).  She's got a nice body.  Harvey seems to think so.
Date - Samantha.  It'd be fun to hear about her life and if we encounter a mugger, she could defend me, lol.
Ass - Katrina.  Haven't really seen it but I imagine it's nice.
Makeout - Rachel.  Easily.  Can definitely see why Mike kisses her so much.
Neck - Sheila.  She's Louis's... I wouldn't want to do anything else.
Sex - Jenny.  Easily the hottest on the show.  Easy choice.

Mythical Entertainment
Women: Emily, Mikayla, Kalyn, Meghan, Jenna, Vianai, Lily

Boobs - Meghan.  She's easily got the best pair of the Mythical Crew.
Explore - Jenna.  She was my runner-up for Boobs, so this is a good spot.
Date - Emily.  She's so hilarious.  I almost didn't put her here because she's a bit too tall for me, but oh well.
Ass - Vianai.  Not really sure but I'd bet she's got a nice one.
Makeout - Lily.  Definitely.
Neck - Mikayla.  Not too attracted to her, but I bet she smells nice.
Sex - Kalyn.  Abso-freaking-lutely.  100%.  

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 
Women: Amy, Rosa, Gina, Madeline, Genevieve, Sophia, U.S. Marshall Karen
(Quick preface: Hard to find women for this one.  Basically used all of the fairly younger women who appeared in more than one episode)

Boobs - Karen.  I know Maya Rudolph has some fairly nice ones, so there's that.
Explore - Gina.  Yep.  She's got a pretty nice body.  You generally want to put a "butterface" here, and, well...
Date - Amy.  She's the perfect woman.  Maybe exaggerated a bit too much for comedy, but I could deal with it.
Ass - Rosa.  Easy.  She's got a nice one, for sure.
Makeout - Genevieve.  Sorry, Boyle.  But it's either this or something worse.
Neck - Madeline.  Even doing this would be tough.  Ugh.
Sex - Sophia.  Without question.  How Jake could give this up is beyond me.  Idiot.

American Idol Finalists (From the FOX era)
Women: Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Diana DeGarmo, Katharine McPhee, Jordin Sparks, Jessica Sanchez, Lauren Alaina

Boobs - Jordin.  Once she's 18, of course.
Explore - Carrie Underwood.  I'd want to see what's under her Carrie Underwear... oh god... *cringe*
Date - Kelly Clarkson.  Idk, I love her.  She's cool.
Ass - Jessica.  I guess?  She's biracial, so there's that.
Makeout - Lauren.  I've always thought she had a pretty face.
Neck - Diana.  Eh, not too much my type.
Sex - Katharine.  Especially if this around the time of her season.  Hello!

Deadpool Series
Women: Vanessa, Negasonic Teenage Warhead (once 18), Angel Dust, Domino, Laura/X-23, Yukio, Cassandra Nova

Boobs - Angel Dust.  Why'd Colossus have to be a gentleman and cover them up??
Explore - Domino.  She had such a nice, tight body.  Couldn't pass up.
Date - Cassandra Nova.  Hear me out... I'd be a perfect gentleman, and see if she could team up with me and idk rob a bank for me or something.
Ass - Vanessa.  We know she's into butt stuff, so this is a good fit.
Makeout - Yukio.  As long as she's down for it.  Not sure if she's bi or gay.
Neck - Negasonic Teenage Warhead.  She could pretend I'm a female if she's gay.
Sex - Laura/X-23.  Assuming she's 18+, of course.  Can't deny that Dafne aged very well.  Would just have to hope the claws don't come out during.

House of the Dragon
Women: Alicent, Rhaenyra, Mysaria, Helaena, Alys, Kat, Laena

Boobs - Laena.  Hard to say, as we don't see any boobs on HotD (yet), but the dearly departed Laena must've had something.
Explore - Kat.  Nice tan body, Hugh did "leave" her, but he must've seen something in her.
Date - Helaena.  Idk how this would work out since she's with her brother Aegon, but if we were to marry I'd be at some point in line to be the king consort.
Ass - Mysaria.  Tiny little thing, I'd think, but a nice one.
Makeout - Rhaenyra.  I'd make out with the rightful queen, so long as it didn't get me killed.
Neck - Alys.  She's too scary to do much else with.
Sex - Alicent.  Easily.  GILF if I've ever seen one.  Lucky Criston Cole.  

The Big Bang Theory
Women: Penny, Bernadette, Amy, Emily, Priya, Leslie, Lucy

Boobs - Bernadette.  I don't know how she supports them on such a small frame.
Explore - Penny.  Sorry, Leonard, but I wanna see what you get to see, lol.
Date - Amy.  I feel bad for how poorly Sheldon treats her, so I'd want to give her a good date.
Ass - Emily.  Not sure, don't think we get many looks but she's freaky so why not.
Makeout - Lucy.  I guess?  Until she freaks out and runs away.
Neck - Leslie.  Again, I guess.  She'd probably just be robotic and not enjoy it, but oh well.
Sex - Priya.  Easily.  Poor Raj has to deal with it, oh well.

Young Sheldon/Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage
Women: Mary Cooper, Brenda Sparks, Mandy McCallister, Ms. Hutchins, Audrey McCallister, Veronica Duncan, Jane Boggs

Boobs - Brenda.  She's got some calcium cannons.
Explore - Veronica.  Georgie would be so jealous!
Date - Ms. Hutchins.  She wasn't bad looking, but I'd really want to try to make her happy.
Ass - Jane.  Never saw it, but she's younger, so you'd have to assume it's decent.
Makeout - Mary.  Sorry, George.  It's just first base.  
Neck - Audrey.  She's not bad looking, just old...er.
Sex - Mandy.  Absolutely.  Lucky Georgie.

Disney Star Wars Live Action TV Characters
Women: Ahsoka Tano, Bix Caleen, Bo-Katan Kryze, Cara Dune, Fennec Shand, Inquisitor Reva, Mae or Osha (Actress is 26).

Boobs - Cara Dune.  I chose Gina Carano's other character for this one as well, no surprise.
Explore - Mae/Osha.  Again, the actress is 26, but I'd make sure Mae or Osha is 18.  She's hiding a nice body.
Date - Fennec Shand.  She's very handy and could provide protection, if need be.
Ass - Reva.  Again, not sure, but I'd figure.
Makeout - Ahsoka.  I bet a Togruta would be hot to make out with.  Plus, Rosario gives her nice lips.
Neck - Bo-Katan.  Nothing against her, just not my type.
Sex - Bix.  She's sneaky hot.  Complete package.  Absolutely would.

Mission Impossible Ladies
Women: Nyah, Julia, Jane, Ilsa Faust, Alanna, Grace, Paris

Boobs - Jane.  Grace has better ones IMO but I want to save her for later.
Explore - Nyah.  Beautiful afro body.  Would.
Date - Julia.  Just once.  Ethan would allow as long as I protected her.
Ass - Ilsa.  She keeps in good shape and has a nice tush.
Makeout - Alanna.  She has gorgeous lips.
Neck - Paris.  She doesn't have great English, but I bet she smells good.
Sex - Grace.  Duh!  Hottest of the series.

Modern Family Characters
Women: Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex (18+), Sal, Sonia (Gloria's sister), Janice (older woman had a fling with Luke)

Boobs - Gloria.  Easy.  Her calcium cannons are prominent throughout the series.
Explore - Sal.  Elizabeth Banks has always had a nice body, and Sal is freaky enough to enjoy this.
Date - Alex.  I think I'd be most compatible with her.
Ass - Sonia.  I mean, she's Latina.
Makeout - Janice.  Sorry Luke, she's mine now.
Neck - Claire.  Sure, why not?
Sex - Haley.  Of course.  Preferably before she had her twins.

Californication Women
Women (My preferred 7, preference towards first 3 seasons): Karen, Marcy, Mia (18+), Dani, Daisy, Lizzie, Jackie

Boobs - Jackie.  As mentioned earlier with Eva Amurri, saw them, but man would love to handle them.
Explore - Lizzie.  We see her nude, but would love to get closer myself... if you know what I mean.
Date - Daisy.  She seemed to go for any guy, seemed personable, agreeable.  I'd give her a shot.
Ass - Dani.  It was a small one we got a fairly good view of.  
Makeout - Mia.  I'll keep it tame, even though I would wait until she was 18.
Neck - Karen.  Just not my type, but she does have some MILF qualities.
Sex - Marcy.  Runkle always found a way to blow it with her.  She's a smokeshow.  Absolutely would.

Female Characters from House
Women: Dr. Cameron, Thirteen, Dr. Cuddy, Dr. Adams, Dr. Park, Dr. Amber Volakis, Martha M. Masters

TBD!  Still watching House.

Top 10 Hottest Single Seasons of Women on Survivor

 To finish up my Survivor chicks posts (leading up into Survivor 43), I thought I'd do a Top 10 Hottest Single Seasons of Women on Survivor.  Basically, it's the 10 hottest women on Survivor based on one season and nothing else.  So that means no social media and nothing outside of the season, including any past or future seasons.  What are the 10 hottest individual seasons of Survivor?  This may surprise you.  I will factor in a few things, including how long they lasted (the longer they lasted, the likelier they'll be on this list and be higher on it).

First, some honorable mentions:
Stephenie, Palau
Cecilia, Cook Islands
Liliana, Fiji
Alicia, One World
Katie, Blood vs. Water
Sydney, 41

All right, and now for our Top 10!

10. Danielle - Panama: Exile Island
I remember having such a huge crush on Danielle when this season first aired.  I don't have that kind of crush on her this season anymore, but she's still fine AF on her first season.  She looked great on Heroes vs. Villains as well, but Panama is definitely the choice here.

9. Laura - Blood vs. Water
Yes, Laura Morrett, a frigging grandmother, is on this list.  She didn't wow me too much on her original season, Samoa, but she did on Blood vs. Water.  It must have been the low-cut top she wore and the fact she killed it at the redemption island duels.  GILF in every sense of the word.

8. Chanelle - 42
I thought about putting her higher, but then I realized its her social media that really would bump her up, which I am not counting here.  She actually didn't wear that revealing of clothing on the island, because if she had, she'd be higher.  But Chanelle was still a joy to see each time she was on screen.

7. Peih-Gee - Cambodia: Second Chance
Yet another who looked better on their second season was Peih-Gee.  She filled out her curves so incredibly well.  Her boobs seemed to get bigger and it's such a shame she didn't last longer, which is why she isn't higher.

6. Jaime - China
Like Danielle, I had a big crush on Jaime when I first watched her season.  And also like Danielle, that crush has waned, although in this instance, not as much.  She still looked amazing.  Erik is a very lucky man.  She wore a bikini, had a great smile, and was just the complete package.

5. Morgan - Cagayan
This should be on any straight male's top 10.  She was phenomenal and was the star of the beauty tribe.  She was the beauty of beauties.  Her body is one of the best to ever be on the show (maybe THE best).  It's a shame she was so lazy and ditzy, otherwise, she'd be even higher.

4. Julia - Caramoan: Fans vs. Favorites
I will fight anyone on this to the day I die.  Julia looked amazing.  She had the perfect pale figure which we got to see in a bikini several times.  I definitely would have tried to make a move if I was on the Fans tribe that season.  

3. Corinne - Gabon
Ok, so Corinne will be the first to admit she wasn't the nicest Survivor player ever, but physically, WOW.  Amazing rack, GORGEOUS eyes.  And, it's hard to explain, but she just looks like she's AMAZING in bed.  

2. Victoria - Edge of Extinction
I doubt there will ever be a hotter redhead on Survivor.  As you may have gathered, I like them pale.  She also wore cute glasses and a beanie, and her cute freckles made frequent appearances.  It's a shame her whole tribe sort of got "purpled", because she would have stolen the show.

1. Julia - Kaoh Rong
Only 18, but wow!  She had such beauty in a small package.  There's simply not a thing I'd change about her.  I often find myself looking for her throughout this season, and, in my opinion, she made her female beauty tribemates Michele and Ana look average by comparison.